# Ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157 "2020-01-09T02:20:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/21 "2020-01-10T21:17:56Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I actually got some shark socks for the cats (;)) Uh huh. Uh huh. I bet that went over OHSOWELL with those Meezers! How many fingers did you lose? In all fairness, I must report a Christmastime or two or three where a piece of Scotch tape “somehow” ended up on the bottom of a foot of a cat. Much hilarity ensued. The cat did not speak to us until well after the New Year. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/22 "2020-01-10T21:19:48Z")
If flowers and candy aren’t something you feel comfortable with, may I suugest a single, perfect (read: expensive) chocolate truffle. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/23 "2020-01-10T21:30:54Z")
Get her…marinara sauce! 🙂 Make her dinner–doesn’t have to be fancy–and have a nicely set table with her favorite music playing. Make a simple little toast. (“To you. The best thing that’s happened to me in a very long time.”) I guess I’m more into giving her an experience than a gift, at least early in the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/24 "2020-01-10T22:09:11Z")
Dork- can you dance? Or sing? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/25 "2020-01-11T17:34:27Z")
No can dance, can “sing” in a primitive sort of way. No cats. We had dinner at my place once but it’s not my favorite thing. I have a bachelor kitchen; no “dinner” table, I have an eight foot stainless steel prep table and three bar stools(original kitchen setup is fatally lacking counter and floor space) Sigh, fine, candy and flowers. Not roses though, thats right out past the line. Maybe a mixed bouquet of…lillies and…I dunno what, just not roses. Mmmmnnnnno. No candy she’s diabetic ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/26 "2020-01-11T18:12:27Z")
Daisies. That’s the trick. Innocent and sweet. Lilies seem sorta morbid. IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/27 "2020-01-11T18:31:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Stay calm, keep your eyes on the prize. But just try not to _stare_ at the prize. Chicks don’t dig that. Well, some do but it’s not a safe bet. ---
**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/28 "2020-01-11T22:27:30Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Clarification: “cat socks” are adorable cartoons of cats on socks intended for human wear. > > Socks for a cat? Only if the cat is comatose. > ~VOW Glad I kept reading this thread. I was going to start searching for socks made out of cats. Whew. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2020, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157/29 "2020-01-11T23:15:47Z")
Er yeah, daisies, that’s what I meant. I was looking out my window thinking my yard shouldn’t be greening up already since it’s only mid-January and thinking morbid thoughts about the first [del]slash and burn[/del] mow in spring. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ohmigodohmigodohmigodwaddoahdo/846157.md?page=1)