# Oi! Get your finger outta me bum! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 20, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oi-get-your-finger-outta-me-bum/715519 "2015-03-20T18:28:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oi-get-your-finger-outta-me-bum/715519/61 "2015-03-24T01:14:48Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > Well, there’s a delicate corneal inversion procedure… a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum. Ain’t no man going to take that route with me! I hear there is a position in the radar section! From now on, you’ll be our eyes on the ground! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oi-get-your-finger-outta-me-bum/715519/62 "2015-03-24T15:39:06Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > Interesting. I’m a 44 year old woman and haven’t had a doctor put a finger up my bum. Most gynos don’t seem to do that routinely. Of all the docs I’ve seen over the years (I’ve got a decade+ on you) it’s only happened twice. Re the OP: yeah, they aren’t fun. Neither are the girly-bits ones. And doctors can vary in their techique. I had one girl-check where my abdominal muscles were store for several days, to the point that standing up (or sitting from a standing position) was catch-your-breath painful. I saw a different doctor after that, told her about that, and she was actually shocked and assured me she was not that aggressive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oi-get-your-finger-outta-me-bum/715519.md?page=3)