# Oily naked lady - what gives?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-naked-lady-what-gives/245322>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-naked-lady-what-gives/245322 "2004-05-15T21:26:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-naked-lady-what-gives/245322/41 "2004-05-18T21:01:27Z")

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> [@CrazyCatLady](#):
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> No, if I’m on _my_ property, inside _my_ house, I’m within my rights to strip buck naked and press my pasty, dimpled ass against the window while attempting to fart “The Stars and Stripes Forever”. (I wouldn’t do that, of course, because I’m the one who has to clean the windows, and besides, that would be crass.)

This could be the funniest thing since the Robert Tilton fart videos! I’m sure that Mr. Sousa would be touched.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-naked-lady-what-gives/245322/42 "2004-05-18T21:16:11Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> If I look out my window and see a buck nekked lady oiling herself up in the big picture window across the way, I’ll probably take a second look too.

I wouldn’t. Unless, of course, my **first** look was unavoidably interrupted… 😃

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