# Oily Taint is funny as all heck-- and hopefully going to jail. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728 "2009-10-05T21:08:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/21 "2009-10-06T03:05:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Accuses Land of issuing “blitzkrieg-like rulings” You know who else ordered blitzkriegs? HITLER! ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/22 "2009-10-06T03:30:11Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > You know who else ordered blitzkriegs? > > HITLER! Oh don’t be ridiculous. I should think I’d have heard about such a thing if it were true. Is there nothing to which you people won’t stoop? ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/23 "2009-10-06T03:30:27Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > I vote for keeping her and revoking the motion for contempt and sanctions and giving her an award for entertainment value. She is the most entertaining lawyer I have ever heard of. Beats Jack Thompson by a country mile. Which country? You choose one of three. Greatest partnership ever: The Law Offices of Zuckerhorn, Jarvis, and Taitz. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/24 "2009-10-06T04:24:13Z")
[QUOTE= Bosstone] O rly? I refuse to get tired of that. [/QUOTE] YA RLY! [sub]i refuse to get tired of that either[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/25 "2009-10-06T04:31:17Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > … Is there nothing to which you people won’t stoop? Orly Taitz raped and murdered Glenn Beck when she was in college. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/26 "2009-10-06T04:43:57Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Pure **what,** we ain’t sayin’. Pure batshit crazy, of course! I like the idea of a Palin/Taitz ticket. It could be the most entertaining election ever. It would turn into a contest of who could out-crazy the other, and who knows what they’ll do next! Oily Taint–ha! Good one! ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/27 "2009-10-06T05:02:07Z")
No no no, I’m still dreaming of a Palin/Bachman ticket (or Bachman/Palin, but mainly because I like Batshit/Dingbat more than Dingbat/Batshit). Oily Titz can be Attorney General!! ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/28 "2009-10-06T05:03:37Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Orly Taitz raped and murdered Glenn Beck when she was in college. > > CMC fnord! Well, we don’t _know_ that. Though, it is interesting that neither has come forward to deny it. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/29 "2009-10-06T06:43:27Z")
Ah, yes, the famous Blitzkrieg verdict, the natural counter to the antiquated and obsolete Chewbacca defense. A surprise ballistic gavel immediately followed by a swift kick in the pants delivered by a lighting fast armored prosecution. Few defense attorneys could ever react in time to save their clients’ hineys. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/30 "2009-10-06T06:47:33Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > One of the funnier parts-- the deposition in which someone states they saw Lands lunching with Eric Holder. You know Eric-- olive-skinned, moustachioed, small in stature. . .. Judge meats with head of Justice department news at 11. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/31 "2009-10-06T07:14:09Z")
Yes, one may hold more than two citizenships. One can hold as many citizenships as the number of countries claiming one as a citizen. After all, dual nationality is not always the choice of the individual. And, yes, an American citizen can be legally removed from the country. That’s not as a punishment for a crime committed in the US but rather when one is extradited to face judicial proceedings in another country. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/32 "2009-10-06T07:36:40Z")
Hmm, do we _really_ know why Titz left Russia?? She must be wanted for _something_. They don’t put up with batshit loonys the way we do. We humor them and give them airtime on national TV to spout about their loonball conspiracies. They…well, I don’t know. Maybe they make them leave the country. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/33 "2009-10-06T07:40:02Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Judge meats with head of Justice department news at 11. :rolleyes: The funny part is that Holder is kinda sorta black, not olive-skinned. Unless of course the rightard was being politically correct, in a very weird way. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/34 "2009-10-06T10:13:02Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Judge meats with head of Justice department news at 11. :rolleyes: And he’s 6’3", not what anyone would call “small in stature” ---
**Author:** ![Ca3799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9f8e36/32.png) [@Ca3799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ca3799)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/35 "2009-10-06T10:34:17Z")
> **[Orly Taitz's Crusade to Challenge President Obama's Legitimacy](https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/05/AR2009100503819.html)** > > RANCHO SANTA MARGARITA, Calif. The dental office of Orly Taitz, DDS, Esq., is in a low-slung complex in a quiet planned community in Orange County, alongside an assortment of small businesses and solo practitioners. The practice, Appealing Dentistry,... Burden Of Proof A dentist and lawyer, Orly Taitz has plenty to keep her busy. But a side passion is what consumes her these days: challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president. ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/36 "2009-10-06T12:34:46Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Is she a US citizen? I’ve always heard her described as a Russian expat, Really? Where did you hear that? I’ve always heard her described as a Moldovan expat with Israeli citizenship. ---
**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/37 "2009-10-06T13:19:20Z")
> [@psychonaut](#): > > Really? Where did you hear that? I’ve always heard her described as a Moldovan expat with Israeli citizenship. Yes but she has been plagued with endless questions about the Moldovain birth certificate. Most of her supporters give more credit to her birth announcement in the Tbilisi Times. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/38 "2009-10-06T13:48:44Z")
Make the Israelis take her back. They owe us. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/39 "2009-10-06T14:05:55Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > No no no, I’m still dreaming of a Palin/Bachman ticket (or Bachman/Palin, but mainly because I like Batshit/Dingbat more than Dingbat/Batshit). > > Oily Titz can be Attorney General!! Bachman/Palin Overdrive. What? ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/40 "2009-10-06T14:32:33Z")
> [@Ennui](#): > > Yes but she has been plagued with endless questions about the Moldovain birth certificate. Most of her supporters give more credit to her birth announcement in the Tbilisi Times. Wait, she’s Georgian? Damn, this is confusing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=3)