# Oily Taint is funny as all heck-- and hopefully going to jail. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728 "2009-10-05T21:08:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/41 "2009-10-06T14:51:25Z")
> [@Caffeine.addict](#): > > Wait, she’s Georgian? Damn, this is confusing. I think **Ennui** was just making a joke. Though it was not a particularly relevant one, since Taitz herself has never run for President or any other office where her citizenship status mattered. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/42 "2009-10-06T14:51:35Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Make the Israelis take her back. They owe us. That much ? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/43 "2009-10-06T15:04:30Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Judge meats with head of Justice department news at 11. What kind of meats were they judging? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/44 "2009-10-06T15:13:44Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > Ah, yes, the famous Blitzkrieg verdict The words Stuka in her throat… -d&r- ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/45 "2009-10-06T15:20:05Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > The words Stuka in her throat… > > -d&r- She’s the Don Quixote to judge Land’s Sancho Panzer. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/46 "2009-10-06T15:23:17Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > She’s the Don Quixote to judge Land’s Sancho Panzer. Nah, she’s just Rocinante, the old nag. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/47 "2009-10-06T15:29:51Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/05/AR2009100503819.html](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/05/AR2009100503819.html) > > Burden Of Proof > A dentist and lawyer, Orly Taitz has plenty to keep her busy. But a side passion is what consumes her these days: challenging Barack Obama’s eligibility to be president. Here’s something interesting: the linked article mentions a Charles E. Lincoln III, “disbarred lawyer”, who “assists [Taitz] with legal filings”. Googled Lincoln to see what he got disbarred for, and guess what? It was for filing [multiple frivolous lawsuits](http://www.setexasrecord.com/news/210568-texas-judge-bans-frivolous-lawsuit-lawyer-from-further-litigation) (and for being convicted for using a fake SSN). Apparently Oily Taint’s assistant is actually her role model. Lincoln has also been arrested at least once since his disbarment for practicing law without a license, and various people nearly as crazy as Taint think \*[that’s\* a conspiracy too.](http://victimsoflaw.net/TX_LincolnTrials.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Caffeine.addict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Caffeine.addict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caffeine.addict)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/48 "2009-10-06T15:36:47Z")
> [@psychonaut](#): > > I think **Ennui** was just making a joke. Though it was not a particularly relevant one, since Taitz herself has never run for President or any other office where her citizenship status mattered. So was I. Has anyone read her motion all the way through? I tried but it was too nutty. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/49 "2009-10-06T16:02:59Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Googled Lincoln to see what he got disbarred for, and guess what? It was for filing [multiple frivolous lawsuits](http://www.setexasrecord.com/news/210568-texas-judge-bans-frivolous-lawsuit-lawyer-from-further-litigation) (and for being convicted for using a fake SSN). > > Apparently Oily Taint’s assistant is actually her role model. That’s hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/50 "2009-10-06T16:54:24Z")
> [@Caffeine.addict](#): > > Has anyone read her motion all the way through? I tried but it was too nutty. I made it through 3 pages before deciding to read the ones I get paid to review instead. Too much crazy. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/51 "2009-10-06T17:01:33Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > Oily Titz can be Attorney General!! I support oily tits! ---
**Author:** ![i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f07891/32.png) [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_a_scientist)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/52 "2009-10-06T18:54:53Z")
I like that she cites Plessy v. Ferguson, Bush v. Gore, Brown v. Board (indirectly), US v. Nixon and Jones v. Clinton. All that’s missing is Marbury v. Madison, Rove v. Wade, Dred Scott, and Scopes As a non-lawyer I think I would cite the same cases (not being able to identify many others) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/53 "2009-10-06T19:46:26Z")
She left out Kramer v. Kramer and Red v. Blue. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/54 "2009-10-06T19:49:22Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > She left out Kramer v. Kramer and Red v. Blue. Not to mention Hatfield v. McCoy. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/55 "2009-10-06T20:08:47Z")
And Rock vs. Scissors. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/56 "2009-10-06T20:10:59Z")
And Spy vs. Spy. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/57 "2009-10-06T20:12:48Z")
_Finders_ v. _Keepers_ _Oily is_ v. _Batshit_ ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/58 "2009-10-06T20:21:46Z")
She must have thought it was too socialist to mention Eugene V. Debs. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/59 "2009-10-06T20:23:50Z")
> [@psychonaut](#): > > I think **Ennui** was just making a joke. Though it was not a particularly relevant one, since Taitz herself has never run for President or any other office where her citizenship status mattered. While it may not matter, I’d be kind of curious as to why someone who may be a Moldovan and/or Israeli citizen is freaking out about the citizenship of the president of the U.S. Just cause it might add to the entertainment value. Or possibly she did get naturalized a U.S. citizen and she’s just jealous that this Kenyan got to be president when she can’t. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/60 "2009-10-06T20:33:53Z")
You mean, what is the \*reason \*to her madness? Can’t do it, pard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=4)