# Oily Taint is funny as all heck-- and hopefully going to jail. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728 "2009-10-05T21:08:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/61 "2009-10-06T20:47:57Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Here’s something interesting: the linked article mentions a Charles E. Lincoln III, “disbarred lawyer”, who “assists [Taitz] with legal filings”. > > Googled Lincoln to see what he got disbarred for, and guess what? It was for filing [multiple frivolous lawsuits](http://www.setexasrecord.com/news/210568-texas-judge-bans-frivolous-lawsuit-lawyer-from-further-litigation) (and for being convicted for using a fake SSN). > > Apparently Oily Taint’s assistant is actually her role model. > > Lincoln has also been arrested at least once since his disbarment for practicing law without a license, and various people nearly as crazy as Taint think \*[that’s\* a conspiracy too.](http://victimsoflaw.net/TX_LincolnTrials.htm) It doesn’t look like he was disbarred for frivilous litigation. From your own link > [@](#): > > According to the State Bar of Texas, on Aug. 22, 2001, the Supreme Court of Texas accepted the resignation, in lieu of discipline, of Charles Edward Lincoln [#00791116], 40, of New Orleans, La. The court found that on March 17, 2000, Lincoln entered into a plea agreement in Cause No. A-99-CR-275-WS, The United States of America v. Charles Edward Lincoln, wherein he pleaded guilty to falsely representing his social security number (42 USC �408(a)(7)(B)). In other words, he was disbarred for using a false Social Security number. The frivilous litgation discussed in the article appears to have come after his disbarrment. Just to be clear, the article reports an injunction that prevents Lincoln from filing any more lawsuits (the article is unclear whether he is banned form filing only in the US District Court for the Central District of Texas or all Texas federal courts). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/62 "2009-10-06T20:57:05Z")
But that’s not _nearly_ as funny. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/63 "2009-10-06T22:42:28Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Orly Taitz raped and murdered Glenn Beck when she was in college. Unfortunately, there is proof that she didn’t on this one, as Beck still seems to be alive today. Unless he’s some sort of zombie/vampire thing. Heck maybe that’s what’s driving him crazy… ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/64 "2009-10-06T23:08:24Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > But that’s not _nearly_ as funny. not as stated, no, but let’s face it, the original was hardly pants-pissing funny ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/65 "2009-10-06T23:56:46Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > She left out Kramer v. Kramer and Red v. Blue. U.S. v. a pack of pessaries. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/66 "2009-10-07T00:05:05Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > She’s also an Israeli citizen (sorry - we don’t intend to export our crap; it just works out that way). Can you hold triple citizenship? > > Incidentally, there’s no way she was born an “Orly”; It’s too much of a conventional Israeli name. Girl’s an Olga. Darn. I haven’t been reading up on this, and I was hoping her name wasn’t Hebrew. I knew an Orly T., back in grade school. This one was sane, though. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmy_Gibbler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/67 "2009-10-07T00:10:08Z")
> [@whole\_bean](#): > > not as stated, no, but let’s face it, the original was hardly pants-pissing funny Well, Voltaire, I guess we can’t all trot out the pants-pissing metaphors. Cherish your gifts. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/68 "2009-10-07T00:16:21Z")
> [@whole\_bean](#): > > not as stated, no, but let’s face it, the original was hardly pants-pissing funny Philistine. You don’t appreciate my art. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/69 "2009-10-07T00:20:29Z")
From the Washington Post article: > [@](#): > > The man who would become her husband, visiting from the United States, asked her to marry him on their second date, something that didn’t surprise her – she says, blushing – because “he wasn’t the first one” who had asked. Sounds a lot like Orly Taitz was a Mail-Order Bride. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/70 "2009-10-07T00:27:05Z")
Do those things come with a money-back guarantee? Because this one’s obviously defective. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/71 "2009-10-07T00:52:25Z")
I’m serious. That WaPo quote has “Introduction Service” written all over it. [Reminds me of this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=212249) What a strange, strange woman. ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/72 "2009-10-07T01:06:05Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Unfortunately, there is proof that she didn’t on this one, as Beck still seems to be alive today. Unless he’s some sort of zombie/vampire thing. Heck maybe that’s what’s driving him crazy… I’m pretty sure the Beck that’s been presented to us is a forgery. At least, I haven’t seen any proof that he’s not. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/73 "2009-10-07T01:34:38Z")
> [@cuauhtemoc](#): > > Sounds a lot like Orly Taitz was a Mail-Order Bride. I dunno. My wife claims to have received a proposal from a young gentleman whom she barely knew after frying up a mess of [crappie.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crappie) A PROPER proposal, in which he laid out his prospects and career plans and a willingness to speak with her father about it.\* She demurred\*\*, saying that she was but fifteen years old. He said, “That’s okay. I can wait.”\*\*\* - - Note to the young’uns: This is how it is done right, though I doubt anyone of European heritage has done it that way for 30 years. \*\* - “Demurring” is another thing thing I’m not sure people do today. \*\*\* - THAT’S a gentleman for ya!\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\* - Did I mention that she developed early and she fried those fish while wearing a swim suit that didn’t quite fit anymore, so the breakfast she prepared was not his only enticement? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/74 "2009-10-07T05:22:35Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > \*\*\*\* - Did I mention that she developed early and she fried those fish while wearing a swim suit that didn’t quite fit anymore, so the breakfast she prepared was not his only enticement? No, but you did mention that she’s your wife now, so . . . pics, please? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/75 "2009-10-07T05:29:32Z")
> [@cuauhtemoc](#): > > I’m serious. That WaPo quote has “Introduction Service” written all over it. [Reminds me of this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=212249) > > What a strange, strange woman. Heh! I always wondered what happened to “Bubba”. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/76 "2009-10-07T05:40:58Z")
Can the President pardon someone for a contempt of court penalty? Because I would be just positively tickled watching Orly squirm, having to either pay up, go to jail, or accept the pardon and thereby acknowledge that the President is actually the President. ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/77 "2009-10-07T06:24:42Z")
> [@C3](#): > > I’m pretty sure the Beck that’s been presented to us is a forgery. At least, I haven’t seen any proof that he’s not. I find it troubling that he hasn’t addressed the rumors that he’s a forgery. If he has nothing to hide, why doesn’t he provide some form of proof that he’s not a forgery? If nothing else, being a zombie vampire thing might help to dispel those accusations about that young girl. Well, one of them, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/78 "2009-10-07T07:15:03Z")
> [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](#): > > Rove v. Wade Karl just couldn’t carry that child to term, and he was never quite the same after. He recited “Brass Furnace Going Out” on the eve of the Shock and Awe campaign. Very moving. ---
**Author:** ![WotNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@WotNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WotNot)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/79 "2009-10-07T07:36:30Z")
> [@Ca3799](#): > > [http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/05/AR2009100503819.html](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/05/AR2009100503819.html) Thanks for that link. I hadn’t previously heard of this – it seems there’s even more reality-defying fuckwittery about than I’d been aware. I must say, I find it odd that some people seem to get so exercised over a comparatively ordinary name like Hussein, while there’s a character running around called “Wiley Drake” – a name so transparently satanic he might have been invented by JK Rowling. ---
**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/80 "2009-10-07T11:58:18Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > While it may not matter, I’d be kind of curious as to why someone who may be a Moldovan and/or Israeli citizen is freaking out about the citizenship of the president of the U.S. Just cause it might add to the entertainment value. Or possibly she did get naturalized a U.S. citizen and she’s just jealous that this Kenyan got to be president when she can’t. Well, she’s currently a resident of California, so I suppose that gives her the right to complain about the US government. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=5)