# Oily Taint is funny as all heck-- and hopefully going to jail. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 5, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728 "2009-10-05T21:08:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/121 "2009-12-29T14:29:32Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Right to \*bare \*arms? > > The 141st Wifebeaters Brigade. Giver her a break, English is not her first language. [She obviously meant this.](http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/large/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/122 "2009-12-29T17:17:33Z")
Pshh. Those aren’t arms, they’re front legs. ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/123 "2009-12-29T21:32:15Z")
Last summer called: it wants to know why you’re still talking about this 15-minutes-of-fame nitwit ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/124 "2009-12-29T21:46:43Z")
> [@Hyperelastic](#): > > Last summer called: it wants to know why you’re still talking about this 15-minutes-of-fame nitwit Because I find her highly amusing. But you’re right, it’s old. My attention span is far too long for the new information age. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/125 "2009-12-30T00:04:12Z")
> [@Hyperelastic](#): > > Last summer called: it wants to know why you’re still talking about this 15-minutes-of-fame nitwit Becuase I STILL see idiots refering to Obama as Kenyan. The morning talk radio guy here in Pittsburgh references Birther crap in his bumper, for crying out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/126 "2009-12-30T01:29:01Z")
Last I checked, the people of Moldova already had enough problems without Oily The Scary Clown. It’s one of the poorest -if not THE poorest- country in Europe (so much for everything becoming just dandy with the fall of the evil commies, but I disgress). So, in short, NO, I don’t think sending her back to Moldova would be a good idea. At all. ETA–This was meant to be in response to **Biggirl** above (as well as other people elsewhere who’ve expressed the same opinion). ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/127 "2009-12-30T03:31:58Z")
I’ve gotta think that a dentist-cum-lawyer-cum-real estate agent would do a lot to boost their GDP. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/128 "2009-12-30T03:58:49Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > Becuase I STILL see idiots refering to Obama as Kenyan. > > The morning talk radio guy here in Pittsburgh references Birther crap in his bumper, for crying out loud. Which one? The one most likely I would imagine would be Honsberger, but he just kicked the bucket. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/129 "2009-12-30T04:41:02Z")
> [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](#): > > Or Linda Blair in full pea soup mode. I don’t know about you, but whenever I see the Taint, I always half-expect her to spin her head around and levitate… I see Carol Burnett playing her, complete with Eunice wig and accent… [Orly, is that you?](http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/eunice11.jpg) versus Ms Taitz: [Orly?](http://datingjesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/v58.jpg) Make Burnett a blonde and she’s Orly to the life. The resemblance is uncanny, IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/130 "2009-12-30T16:43:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’ve gotta think that a dentist-cum-lawyer-cum-real estate agent would do a lot to boost their GDP. Are you kidding? Orly can’t make anybody cum. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/131 "2009-12-30T17:44:48Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Are you kidding? Orly can’t make anybody cum. Yes, she apparently can. [TAINTed Love…in the dentist’s chair!](http://www.scribd.com/doc/24377512/Charlie-Orly-December-9-11-2009) WARNING–GET YOUR BARF BAGS READY! Also, thanks to **Patch** for the providing the link (in my MPSIMS thread on Oily). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/132 "2009-12-30T20:27:35Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I see Carol Burnett playing her, complete with Eunice wig and accent… Close, but I’d have to go with [this](http://www.barrylou.com/art/otherVoices/carolChanning.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2009, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/133 "2009-12-30T21:13:31Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I see Carol Burnett playing her, complete with Eunice wig and accent… > > [Orly, is that you?](http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs14/eunice11.jpg) versus Ms Taitz: [Orly?](http://datingjesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/v58.jpg) > > Make Burnett a blonde and she’s Orly to the life. > The resemblance is uncanny, IMO. Heh – when I was reading that article last night, it occurred to me that with the wig and eyelashes she reminded me of Carol Burnett. But isn’t that kind of an insult to Burnett? ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/134 "2009-12-31T03:55:51Z")
That’s why I picked Eunice. The hair color is wrong, but Carol is too nice and intelligent etc, but Eunice… Orly would be her BFF! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728/135 "2009-12-31T04:00:24Z")
No…the perfect Carol Burnett character for her to play Orly as is [Mrs. Wiggin](http://www.itsthecarolburnettshow.com/images/wiggins.jpg). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oily-taint-is-funny-as-all-heck-and-hopefully-going-to-jail/512728.md?page=6)