# OJ beaten up in prison

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 15, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481 "2011-02-15T19:01:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/1 "2011-02-15T19:01:27Z")

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Guess he better keep his mouth shut now. Ended up in the infirmary for 3 weeks.

> **[Prison Denies Report That O.J. Simpson Was Attacked](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/oj-simpson-beaten-unconscious-prison-attack_n_823504)**
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> Prison Denies Report That O.J. Simpson Was Attacked

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/2 "2011-02-15T19:13:23Z")

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Wow, are we sure this is true?

He deserves worse, actually.

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**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/3 "2011-02-15T19:14:45Z")

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Wow, how do you choose who to root for between OJ and skinheads??

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**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/4 "2011-02-15T19:15:54Z")

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Did he decline to be someone’s bitch?

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/5 "2011-02-15T19:17:48Z")

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In the article his friend confirms that it is true.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/6 "2011-02-15T19:19:54Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> He deserves worse, actually.

No he doesn’t. Nobody does.

Except script kiddies.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/7 "2011-02-15T19:23:05Z")

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I know he killed two people and all and deserves his punishment, but I can’t help feeling more pity than anger for him at this point. No 63 year-old deserves being beaten unconscious by a group of young punk skinheads.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/8 "2011-02-15T19:36:35Z")

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Wait, the National Enquirer?

That’s just a tabloid, right?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/9 "2011-02-15T19:37:21Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> I know he killed two people and all and deserves his punishment, but I can’t help feeling more pity than anger for him at this point. No 63 year-old deserves being beaten unconscious by a group of young punk skinheads.

True - but OJ comes closer than most. Remember, he was also a wife-beater for years before he was a murderer.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/10 "2011-02-15T19:41:02Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> No 63 year-old deserves being beaten unconscious by a group of young punk skinheads.

A “group” reportedly was enraged but the altercation was with a single young dermis-noggin.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/11 "2011-02-15T19:42:47Z")

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> [@Bijou\_Drains](#):
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> In the article his friend confirms that it is true.

Good to see A.C. Cowling still has something to do these days.

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**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/12 "2011-02-15T20:08:29Z")

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> [@jk1245](#):
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> Wow, how do you choose who to root for between OJ and skinheads??

No matter who loses, we win. It’s like “Alien vs Predator” from the perspective of a misanthrope.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/13 "2011-02-15T20:17:44Z")

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Pay no mind:

[**Bogus O.J. Simpson rumor has made the rounds before**](http://content.usatoday.com/communities/gameon/post/2011/02/oj-simpson-rumor-prison-beating-enquirer/1)

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/14 "2011-02-15T20:26:51Z")

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Well… I guess that’s good then. A hard slapping wouldn’t have bothered me, mind you.

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/15 "2011-02-15T20:45:36Z")

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> [@Skammer](#):
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> Well… I guess that’s good then. A hard slapping wouldn’t have bothered me, mind you.

I’m rather surprised it \*hasn’t \*happened at some point. He’s not a popular guy. I bought into the story for awhile until this second link was posted.

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**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-beaten-up-in-prison/571481/16 "2011-02-16T02:06:04Z")

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There is a story that John Gotti paid the Aryan Brotherhood to make sure he did not get beat up while he was in prison.
