# OJ Confesses?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605 "2011-06-23T20:03:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605/1 "2011-06-23T20:03:35Z")
In a “Wow, color me surprised” moment, OJ is supposedly confessing to queen Oprah: [http://www.footballnewsnow.com/2011/report-o-j-simpson-confesses-to-murder-of-nicole-brown-and-ron-goldman-claims-self-defense/#.TgNnJV1lFMC.facebook](http://www.footballnewsnow.com/2011/report-o-j-simpson-confesses-to-murder-of-nicole-brown-and-ron-goldman-claims-self-defense/#.TgNnJV1lFMC.facebook)
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### Author:  [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605/2 "2011-06-23T20:06:14Z")
> [@markm](#):
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> In a “Wow, color me surprised” moment, OJ is supposedly confessing to queen Oprah: [http://www.footballnewsnow.com/2011/report-o-j-simpson-confesses-to-murder-of-nicole-brown-and-ron-goldman-claims-self-defense/#.TgNnJV1lFMC.facebook](http://www.footballnewsnow.com/2011/report-o-j-simpson-confesses-to-murder-of-nicole-brown-and-ron-goldman-claims-self-defense/#.TgNnJV1lFMC.facebook)
Hopefully she’ll do the show in Los Angles, and give free tickets to the members of the jury that acquitted the son of a bitch.
And, seriously…self defense? How deranged is this piece of shit anyway? A professional football player against an unarmed thin woman and an unarmed waiter?
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### Author:  [@Implicit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Implicit)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605/3 "2011-06-23T20:06:45Z")
Reported. [Dupe thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=613635), plus the story is fake.
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### Author:  [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605/4 "2011-06-23T20:11:32Z")
Ah. Where I originally grabbed the story had not updated to show it as fake, and I looked through CS for a thread about it, didn’t see it, so posted. Didn’t think to search MPSIMS, since it’s about a celebrity.
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [June 23, 2011, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-confesses/586605/5 "2011-06-23T20:16:32Z")
It’s also pretty miscellaneous and pointless, though, so I left it in MPSIMS.
I’ll close this one and leave it here so others will know where to look.