# OJ VINDICATED REAL KILLER CAUGHT - Newspaper headlines you'd love to see

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 16, 2006, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735 "2006-02-16T02:04:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735/61 "2006-02-19T03:46:24Z")

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**Dolphins Get the Bomb!**

Threaten “Footians” with war unless we clean our mess up.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735/62 "2006-02-19T04:03:00Z")

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> [@squeekster](#):
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> In honor of past US presidents, US car makers have decided that each company would name a new car after a past president of their choice. Chrysler Corporation has decided to honor President Clinton. Their entry will be named the _Dodge Drafter_ and will be built in Canada.

Others eagerly await the no wheel drive Ford Ford.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735/63 "2006-02-19T13:40:47Z")

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> [@squeekster](#):
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> In honor of past US presidents, US car makers have decided that each company would name a new car after a past president of their choice. Chrysler Corporation has decided to honor President Clinton. Their entry will be named the _Dodge Drafter_ and will be built in Canada.

The Nixon Convertable has no roof. And no engine. And no glass.

Well, when you get right down to it, all you get are the title papers, a bumper sticker, and for some unexplained reason, a small snippet of audio tape.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735/64 "2006-02-19T14:25:36Z")

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Colin Quinn: I Was Saving My \*Funny \*Stuff for 2006

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oj-vindicated-real-killer-caught-newspaper-headlines-youd-love-to-see/344735/65 "2006-02-19T16:51:39Z")

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Crikey! Crocs get last laugh on Irwin

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