# Ok, any FAMOUS dopers here?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 25, 2002, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667 "2002-11-25T14:45:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/61 "2002-11-26T01:39:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \*  
> \*\*I am the Kwisatz Haderach. \*\*

I Haderach once. It was at Tony Roma’s. Pretty good, but I like the Memphis dry-barbecue better.

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**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/62 "2002-11-26T01:50:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*I was once featured in a show on German TV. [Here is some discussion about it that I can’t read.](http://selfforum.teamone.de/archiv/1999_2/t03852.htm) \*\*

Babelfish sez:

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> Hello Forumer! Who has cable/satellite-to-receiver telecasting or however southwest can receive, and whom the topic interests, the Tilmann Jens - report “Opalcat” can look at itself around 22.30. It concerns humans, who install themselves one or more Webcams in the dwelling, and their everyday life available the “tension adjusters” to make, in which they feed the pictures in the InterNet. The report interests me above all, because I at that time by Tilmann Jens for HR 3, when I up-mixed 1986 and 1987 the Frankfurt one pseudo scene of the “advertisement” (it was a kind Chatten via free newspaper advertisements, all Pseudos waited strained for the expenditure for on Wednesdays of the “advertisement” whether one had gotten an answer, whether “its” coupons stand “in it”). Tilmann Jensens Berichtertattung had disappointed, delivered at that time all it nevertheless rather the picture, the “Pseudos” is cut partner-looking for. Therefore I am strained on this report. Unfortunately I will not be able to pursue it, since I am this evening not in Frankfurt, and the video recorder already for a long time any longer do not use (it accumulated too much, which I could not look at for time reasons nevertheless). Who looks at itself the transmission, perhaps a small summary would know over it posts here…??? Thank you in advance of your Until then then PAF (Patrick out Frankfurt)

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**Author:** ![Pythagras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/45deac/32.png) [@Pythagras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythagras)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/63 "2002-11-26T02:17:57Z")

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By day Im a mild mannered coffee shop manager,  
By night Im an ancient mathematician-philosopher seeking to prove the Universe is constituted by numbers.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/64 "2002-11-26T02:21:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AlbertRose \*  
> \*\*My older brother, Matt, is **Peter North** , the actor. \*\*

Whoa, whoa, slow down here…_the_ Peter North the actor? _That_ Peter North??

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**Author:** ![Helena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c68b51/32.png) [@Helena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/65 "2002-11-26T03:19:13Z")

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I’m a [Creating Keepsakes Hall of Famer](http://creatingkeepsakes.com/shop/item.ihtml?prod_id=HOF02). It’s a very big deal. Really.

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**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/66 "2002-11-26T04:40:38Z")

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> what did michael moore say?

This is a vague recollection, because that was a pretty old thread that I’m too lazy to search for and probably wouldn’t find it even if I did.

IIRC, the person who posted what Moore had to say wasn’t actually a friend of his. See, the thread was all about Moore - his old NBC TV show, the accuracy of of his claims, his liberal bias, all that good stuff. A doper had emailed Moore with a link to the thread and invited him to participate. Moore declined to register for the boards and post to the thread, but he did respond to some of the assertions in a reply email to the doper. The doper then posted his response in the thread. That’s how I remember it, anyway. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

I don’t remember everything Moore wrote about, but I do recall him saying that his NBC show was actually leading the ratings in its time slot when cancelled, and that it was only killed due to corporate pressure.

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/67 "2002-11-26T09:12:56Z")

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My former father-in-law is Ision, of Celebrity Fakes fame (small time, AKAIK).

I was a regular on our local segment of the Jerry Lewis Telethon every year, because I was the white trash kid who came in with the coffee can full of cash.

My friend Doug and I became minorly well known amongst the Russian Immigrant population here because we pulled off the “I’m defected KGB, he was my CIA cover agent” game a little too well. Getting followed sucks.

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**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/68 "2002-11-26T11:14:01Z")

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I’m only going to say this once: I’m definitely **NOT** D. B. Cooper. Got that? 😉

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/69 "2002-11-26T11:31:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mahaloth \*  
> I’ve mentioned before that Michael Moore posted a message through a friend on here a few years ago.

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> what did michael moore say?

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> IIRC, the person who posted what Moore had to say wasn’t actually a friend of his. See, the thread was all about Moore - his old NBC TV show, the accuracy of of his claims, his liberal bias, all that good stuff. A doper had emailed Moore with a link to the thread and invited him to participate. Moore declined to register for the boards and post to the thread, but he did respond to some of the assertions in a reply email to the doper. The doper then posted his response in the thread. That’s how I remember it, anyway. Someone correct me if I’m wrong.

Perfect \*\* neutron star\*\* you’ve got a very good memory. The doper was me and the thread is [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31681&highlight=Michael+Moore)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/70 "2002-11-26T11:46:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas \*  
> \*\*Babelfish sez: \*\*

Yeah I have done babelfish on it before and been pretty confused by the results.

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/71 "2002-11-26T12:41:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Muad’Dib \*  
> \*\*I am the Kwisatz Haderach. \*\*

Yeah, right. Last time **I** was on Arrakis it was still bone dry and overrun with Harkonnen. Pull the other one.

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/72 "2002-11-26T12:45:44Z")

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Years ago, I did a very extensive study on sex that’s occassionally referenced on this board. You may have heard of it.

Now I’m a private investigator in Southern California.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/73 "2002-11-26T12:59:11Z")

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I am _not_ Spatacus, and I don’t play him on TV either.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/74 "2002-11-26T13:11:37Z")

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I _am_ Steve Wright, but not one of the famous ones.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/75 "2002-11-26T13:14:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by yojimbo \*  
> \*\ ***a-ha** was one of these groovy dudes
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> [http://www2.1starnet.com/west5am/](http://www2.1starnet.com/west5am/) \*\*

a-ha is the band! **aha** is the poster. Or as cecil called him, “Hoo-ha”.

BTW, I think there are two Ford Prefects on here. 🙂

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/76 "2002-11-26T13:36:41Z")

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> Or as cecil called him, “Hoo-ha”.

How funny was that 😃 At least it save the puppy from getting a bullet in the head IIRC

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**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/77 "2002-11-26T17:49:23Z")

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I am the god of hellfire, and I bring you…

FIRE!!!

Actually, I’m a minor 19th century sea captain, noted for his reseaches into lamp-oil (well, that and the immortality thing).

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/78 "2002-11-26T18:46:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kinsey \*  
> \*\*Years ago, I did a very extensive study on sex that’s occassionally referenced on this board. You may have heard of it.
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> Now I’m a private investigator in Southern California.\*\*

You’re Ed Meese?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/79 "2002-11-26T19:36:40Z")

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Meanwhile, I rather suspect that **Fenris** is a famous science fiction writer, but I’m not sure which one.

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**Author:** ![sol.una](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@sol.una](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sol.una)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-any-famous-dopers-here/138667/80 "2002-11-26T19:46:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by OpalCat \*  
> \*\*I was once featured in a show on German TV. [Here is some discussion about it that I can’t read.](http://selfforum.teamone.de/archiv/1999_2/t03852.htm) \*\*

Hi Opalcat - I can only vaguely figure out the German discussion but it seems complimentary. I was featured on a show produced by Tilman Jens too which proves either that the world is a small place or Tilman is very large. Possibly both. We wandered around Rome with me being grumpy about the state of its churches and Tilman ate huge amounts of spinach. I put the Spinach incident in a novel and then later found out that the epigraph I used at the beginning of said book had been written by his father. Maybe largeness runs in the family.

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