# OK, bacon lovers, I have found the ultimate Super Bowl snack

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 29, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562 "2009-01-29T16:11:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/21 "2009-01-29T19:14:18Z")

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Here’s a [NY Times link](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1&no_interstitial)with pictures of the construction and of the finished product. My vegetarian daughter sent me the link with a double-dog dare to make it. She oughta know better than that–I’ll make her watch us eat it!

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/22 "2009-01-29T19:33:36Z")

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Don’t forget to add Baconaise!

[http://www.baconnaise.com/](http://www.baconnaise.com/)

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**Author:** ![KnitWit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f0a364/32.png) [@KnitWit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KnitWit)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/23 "2009-01-29T21:04:19Z")

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I just printed out that recipe!

I figure if I make it for Sunday’s game, I can just start clutching my chest and turning blue now.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/24 "2009-01-29T21:06:11Z")

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I’m staying Schwabia right now. The first night here, at the nice restaurant in our hotel, we went down for dinner. They served bread with a little ball of cold, solidified bacon fat with small flecks of bacon thoughout. When you spread it on the bread it melted. Good times.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/25 "2009-01-29T21:10:59Z")

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And make sure you wear your bacon tuxedo.

[![](https://winechef.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baconsuit1.jpg) ](https://winechef.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baconsuit1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/26 "2009-01-29T21:15:44Z")

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That bacon lattice is a thing of beauty all on its own.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/27 "2009-01-29T21:18:05Z")

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Oh my goodness, I saw something about this today and was _wondering_ if the Dopers had caught wind of it yet!

Is that thread about “recession-proof jobs” still floating around? If so, this alone should add ‘cardiologist’ to the list! 😃

I am _so_ tempted to make one of these!

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/28 "2009-01-29T21:26:26Z")

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And for the ladies, the bacon bra (Warning: NSFW). [noparse][http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/[/noparse]](http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/%5B/noparse%5D)

And during the game, popcorn with bacon salt.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/29 "2009-01-29T21:32:30Z")

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OK, I’m posting again so close to my last post because this cracked me up:  
I sent a link to my hubby. He and I are both fans of high-fat, high-protein foods.

Three to five minutes after I sent the link, he called me from work. He said:  
“I got the link you sent me. Didn’t you get my email?”  
“No. What?”

He had sent me the _exact same link_!

Our marriage will last until one of us goes into terminal cardiac arrest! 😃

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/30 "2009-01-29T21:37:58Z")

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> [@norinew](#):
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> Our marriage will last until one of us goes into terminal cardiac arrest! 😃

So…halftime then?

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**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/31 "2009-01-29T21:42:42Z")

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> [@SmartAleq](#):
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> Here’s a [NY Times link](http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=1&no_interstitial)with pictures of the construction and of the finished product. My vegetarian daughter sent me the link with a double-dog dare to make it. She oughta know better than that–I’ll make her watch us eat it!

I would suggest combining that link (which has great visuals in the photos) with the link I gave in post #14 above (which has good verbal description that includes all the details).

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/32 "2009-01-29T21:45:35Z")

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I’ve seen a lot of these bacon type memes around online and figure they have to be pretty much a joke. I mean, seriously guys, would you really want to eat that? Might as well just fry some bacon and drink the bacon grease.

It honestly makes my stomach roll.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/33 "2009-01-29T21:49:21Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> Might as well just fry some bacon and drink the bacon grease.

😕

The difference between fried bacon and bacon smoked over a period of several hours is (going to be) enormous. The nutritional differences between the two isn’t even comparable. People in the thread are joking over the horribleness of it, but I expect most of the grease and fat to render out.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/34 "2009-01-29T21:53:14Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> 😕
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> The difference between fried bacon and bacon smoked over a period of several hours is (going to be) enormous. The nutritional differences between the two isn’t even comparable. People in the thread are joking over the horribleness of it, but I expect most of the grease and fat to render out.

Not sure why that confuses you, certainly you’ve seen the pictures of the bacon and cheese roll where they’re cutting into it and you can see the ooziness of the fat?

The recipes I’ve seen seem like someone is making a joke of how they can find a recipe to include the most ingredients to give you a heart attack the fastest. I just never know if the people who are saying they are going to try these are joking or serious.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/35 "2009-01-29T22:19:29Z")

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Bacon burger dogs

[http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/recipesBurgerDogs.html](http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/recipesBurgerDogs.html)

A few weeks ago, I was walking past a coworker who had 6 or so slices of bacon in his hand.

“Hey bacon! Where’d you get the bacon?” I asked excitedly.

He replied “Oh I found it.”

Found bacon?

As big of a fan of bacon as I am, I’m not so hot on the idea of found bacon. It could have been sitting in a street somewhere for all I know.

I’m also a little jealous that he found it first.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/36 "2009-01-29T23:02:39Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> So…halftime then?

Well, I have the advantage on this one, since I had weight loss surgery (about two and a half years ago) that re-arranged my intestines in such a way that I don’t absorb about 80% of the fat that I eat.

In fact, if I don’t eat _enough_ fat, I gain weight and tend towards constipation. . .  
my husband, OTOH, has no such edge. 😉

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/37 "2009-01-29T23:36:57Z")

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Rally’s recently had a wonderful sammich - the Bacon Philly Cheeseburger. It had a burger, philly style meat piled high, cheese and topped off w/bacon. Heart attack just ordering it. But they don’t have it anymore. ☹

Just today, I called a place asking what soups they had that day, got the traditional list (clam chowder, broccoli w/cheese, chicken noodle) then he said “bacon”… wait - you have **bacon soup?!?!** , but sad to say, no, he read it wrong, it was potato w/bacon. Probly pretty ok, but still

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/38 "2009-01-30T00:03:52Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> Not sure why that confuses you, certainly you’ve seen the pictures of the bacon and cheese roll where they’re cutting into it and you can see the ooziness of the fat?

Then you’re looking at the wrong pictures. The Bacon Explosion in the OP does not contain cheese, and I don’t notice any sort of “oozing”. Maybe you clicked on Intergalactic Gladiator’s links, which is something else entirely.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/39 "2009-01-30T00:11:04Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Then you’re looking at the wrong pictures. The Bacon Explosion in the OP does not contain cheese, and I don’t notice any sort of “oozing”. Maybe you clicked on Intergalactic Gladiator’s links, which is something else entirely.

When I posted, the link in the OP wasn’t working. Now I can see it and although it certainly isn’t oozing, there _are_ faster ways to kill yourself than meat on top of meat on top of meat. Just sayin

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**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-bacon-lovers-i-have-found-the-ultimate-super-bowl-snack/483562/40 "2009-01-30T00:26:26Z")

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Dopers are so Bacon aware we did this already, not that a bacon explosion should not be mentioned at every opportunity.

> **[Bacon Explosion!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=499355)**
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> Paging all SDMB bacon lovers, take a look here for the latest in bacony goodness. I think I heard my arteries slam shut, and my heart start to cavitate when I read this recipe.

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