# Ok Coldfire, you stupid FUCK
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [August 2, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840 "2000-08-02T14:07:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/1 "2000-08-02T14:07:04Z")
I have HAD IT with you! I’ve NEVER seen someone go so far out of their way to bash someone as you have me. What are you thinking? That if you rip me enough I’ll just go away? Guess again, shit-for-brains. I’m going to stick around the SDMB for a LONG, LONG time, just in the HOPE that I annoy the hell out of YOU!
The only thing greater than my own annoyance at your existence is my regret that your Dad didn’t pull out that night nine months before your birth. I can only pray that you will find yourself thrown into a prison someday where you are repeatedly ass-raped by some huge guy named “Bubba,” you son of a mediocre goat-felching whore! (That’s right, your Mom couldn’t even felch goats WELL!)
So you think YOU’RE the ultimate arbiter of MY motivation? You think YOUR opinion of WHY I post certain things is more accurate than my own? Here’s a tip for you: try saying the shit you say on here to someone, ANYONE, in person someday, you pencil-necked geek. While they’re beating the crap out of you, you will then realize that you stick to spewing your crap online-because you don’t have the balls to do it any other way!
As for the “Hitler” post- I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, OR IF YOU “GOT” IT! It was THREE lines in a HUGE thread that had NOTHING to do with YOU, you meddling prick! Was it in bad taste? Definitely! Was it any of YOUR business? NO! You put the imprimateur on your own stupidity when you wrote: “No one whose family had really been killed in the Holocaust would use it to score points in an internet chatroom.” NO SHIT! That was the IDEA, Captain Obvious! God! How clueless can one person be?! You’ve set a new low for that one, you jerkwad!
And here I said I didn’t like to swer in here. Well, since I am anyway, FUCK YOU you supercilious, arrogant asshole!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/2 "2000-08-02T14:13:49Z")
_smiles gently_
Do I really need to defend myself here? I’ll tell you what, DTL. If 5 out of the next posters in this thread tell us that you have a point somewhere in your OP, I’ll get back to you.
If not, do us all a favour and leave.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/3 "2000-08-02T14:15:09Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*
> \*\*_smiles gently_
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> Do I really need to defend myself here? I’ll tell you what, DTL. If 5 out of the next posters in this thread tell us that you have a point somewhere in your OP, I’ll get back to you.
>
> If not, do us all a favour and leave. \*\*
That should read “5 out of the next 10 posters”. Sorry about that. It was a typo, I didn’t mean to use _satire_ or anything. Satire is making jokes about the Holocaust, we all know that.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/4 "2000-08-02T14:21:01Z")
Drainy, let it go, brother. This is getting you nowhere. You cannot win this.
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### Author:  [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/5 "2000-08-02T14:21:40Z")
Well, Coldfire writes inteeligent, thoughtful posts. DTL, on the other hand, thinks the Holocaust is a good source of humor, posted a pathetic ego-feeding [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32784), and is an ignorant, whiny, and annoying tro, er,\* poster\*. I’d have to go with Coldfire on this one.
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/6 "2000-08-02T14:23:01Z")
/me stirs the pot
Coldfire, I think he makes a good point.
Thats one…
_snicker_
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/7 "2000-08-02T14:27:42Z")
Count me as one who says that he does _not_ have a point.
I must say, for sake of fact, were I to discover someone:
> [@](#):
>
> beating the crap out of
my boy Coldfire, they’d have me to contend with as well.
Out of curiosity, Lizard Person, how long did you spend with the thesauras? Or is that a “The Sauros”. Think about it for a bit 🙂
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/8 "2000-08-02T14:32:49Z")
Another vote that you don’t have a fuckin leg to stand on, DTL.
Drop it and go away.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/9 "2000-08-02T14:33:08Z")
Yes, DTL definitely has a point.
Go get’m Coldy!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/10 "2000-08-02T14:34:00Z")
Aw Coldie, just go rip him a new one.
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/11 "2000-08-02T14:34:53Z")
Ssssssshhhhhhh! Why do you guys wanna ruin a perfectly good fight?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/12 "2000-08-02T14:38:29Z")
Shall I “analyze” his OP, just for entertainment value? What do you say, guys?
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/13 "2000-08-02T14:41:29Z")
Well you do need to brush up on your skills bro 😉
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/14 "2000-08-02T14:41:33Z")
Yes! Definitely!
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/15 "2000-08-02T14:42:37Z")
> [@](#):
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> Shall I “analyze” his OP, just for entertainment value? What do you say, guys?
Oh come on, you’re obviously dying to do it.
Go for the jugular!
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/16 "2000-08-02T14:43:25Z")
Practice makes perfect. Kick his ass so hard you lose your clog!
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/17 "2000-08-02T14:46:03Z")
I think so, keeping in mind that the ANAL would be key in describing him! ha ha ha!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/18 "2000-08-02T14:46:13Z")
Very well then. I shall now commence my analysis, which will be posted not 30 minutes from now - synchronize watches 😉
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### Author:  [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/19 "2000-08-02T14:48:43Z")
::whispers in Coldy’s ear, “Did you hear what he said about your mother? C’mon man! Are you gonna just lie down and take that from him? I also heard him say that Dutch sports suck!”::
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### Author:  [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)
#### Post date: [August 2, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/20 "2000-08-02T15:02:40Z")
Coldfire:
At the risk of sounding like DTL’s defender (WHICH I AM NOT), I must say that I got it when he said that Nazi thing. It was in bad taste, but I got the sarcasm he intended. We in the USA were spared a firsthand view of the horror of the Holocaust, and 2 generations and a billion tv shows later, it seems like a sad fairy tale, a “once upon a time” kind of thing. It’s sad, but true.
DTL:
It was long ago and far away for you, so such remarks seem harmless, but in Europe people are much more sensitive to this issue because it happened there, to them. It really isn’t thrown around lightly, as it was a horrific, unimaginable series of events. The scars of the holocaust are still evident, and the ashes of Hitler’s victims are still smouldering in the minds and hearts of many people. If you grew up around people who were wounded so badly, 50 years later, they still couldn’t talk about it, you wouldn’t find it useful fodder for satire or amusement either. It would serve yourself to apologize and move on to new things.
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