# Ok Coldfire, you stupid FUCK **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840 "2000-08-02T14:07:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/21 "2000-08-02T15:19:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drainthelizard \* > I have HAD IT with you! I’ve NEVER seen someone go so far out of their way to bash someone as you have me. Links, man. Links. I recall two or three posts that I wasted on your disgusting behaviour regarding humour and the Holocaust. Make sure the people can read them, so they can decide for themselves. By no means did I have to go “out of my way” to bash you: I merely called you on some very, very intolerable posts. > [@](#): > > What are you thinking? That if you rip me enough I’ll just go away? Guess again, shit-for-brains. I’m going to stick around the SDMB for a LONG, LONG time, just in the HOPE that I annoy the hell out of YOU! While annoying people may be a worthy cause where YOU are from, it is not particularly popular here. Hence, I doubt your stay here will last longer than a few days from now. At least using _this_ screenname, of course :rolleyes: > [@](#): > > The only thing greater than my own annoyance at your existence is my regret that your Dad didn’t pull out that night nine months before your birth. I can only pray that you will find yourself thrown into a prison someday where you are repeatedly ass-raped by some huge guy named “Bubba,” you son of a mediocre goat-felching whore! (That’s right, your Mom couldn’t even felch goats WELL!) I’m sorry your goat was disappointed. Please direct your complaints to the appropriate department. You can mail us at **[CustomerSupport@coldfire.goatfelchers.com](mailto:CustomerSupport@coldfire.goatfelchers.com)**, if you want. As you can see, statements about people you clearly do not know have no effect on me. Try to make me angry when you flame. This is merely venting _your_ anger. Sure, you’ll feel better afterwards, but you’ve missed the most important goal: pissing **me** off. Can’t you do any better than Bubba and “yo momma”-jokes? > [@](#): > > So you think YOU’RE the ultimate arbiter of MY motivation? You think YOUR opinion of WHY I post certain things is more accurate than my own? So far, I see no reason to combine your presence with the word “accurate”. I have no idea what your motivation is, and frankly, I don’t care either. It is obviously very different from the things that motivate ME to post here. I merely call people on disgusting behaviour when it crosses my eye. If you read carefully, you would have seen that I even disagreed with Techchick flaming you in that thread. However, your subsequent reaction (the “satire” about your family being killed in WWII) needed to be commented on. Damn straight I am a better arbiter than you, it seems. I’m not the one making Holocaust jokes, pal. > [@](#): > > Here’s a tip for you: try saying the shit you say on here to someone, ANYONE, in person someday, you pencil-necked geek. I have a European collar size 41. Your pencils are mighty big! Then again, lesser primates do have larger hands than humanoids. Oh, and trust me: anybody who would have lied about his family being killed in WWII in my presence IRL would have gotten the same comment. Do you even _know_ where I am from? > [@](#): > > While they’re beating the crap out of you, you will then realize that you stick to spewing your crap online-because you don’t have the balls to do it any other way! What you see is what you get. I’m no different IRL, and I would have commented on in just as easily. As far as beating the crap out of me goes: I’m not a fighter per se, but I sure as hell am not a tiny guy. I’m positive I could handle a nerve-wrecked, trembling idiot as yourself. Not that I would even waste a single Newton of muscle power on you. > [@](#): > > As for the “Hitler” post- I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY, OR IF YOU “GOT” IT! It was THREE lines in a HUGE thread that had NOTHING to do with YOU, you meddling prick! Was it in bad taste? Definitely! Was it any of YOUR business? NO! 1. It was not funny. Nobody except you thought it was. 2. I’ll meddle wherever the fuck I damn please. Especially when somebody crosses the lines of common decensy. Get used to it. Besides, about 40 people commented on you in that thread. Are they all going to get a customized “Flame-by-drainthelizard” thread? > [@](#): > > You put the imprimateur on your own stupidity when you wrote: “No one whose family had really been killed in the Holocaust would use it to score points in an internet chatroom.” NO SHIT! That was the IDEA, Captain Obvious! God! How clueless can one person be?! You’ve set a new low for that one, you jerkwad! 1. This is not a chatroom. Therefor, these are _not_ the words I used. You got the main point right, though. Hence: 2. As far as missing the obvious goes, I think you’re the winner here. I did NOT post that because it was such a clever discovery, I posted it to point out what a tasteless jerk you are. I’m sure most people would agree to that, DTL. You are a loser, but then, you already knew that. Hell, you asked us, and we all said: Fuck yeah! > [@](#): > > And here I said I didn’t like to swer in here. Well, since I am anyway, FUCK YOU you supercilious, arrogant asshole! Where did you say you didn’t like to swe **a** r? I must have missed that. You just **think** I am arrogant. In reality, you are just **insecure** , which makes you think others (who are secure and happy with themselves) are arrogant, when they’re merely **right**. Covering it up with useless profanity and childish claims about the sexual endeavours of my family members does NOT improve your credibility or standing on this board. For that, you need to have a **point**. And so far, you seem pretty pointless to me. Feel free to leave now. I’ll even hold the door for you. Any questions? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/22 "2000-08-02T15:28:58Z")
Huh. Let’s see. Side One: Irritating, whiny little jerk who can’t open his mouth without shoving his foot in it all the way up to the knee. Given that his head is already up his ass to his clavicle, you can just imagine the contortionistic imagery necessary for that. Side Two: Brilliant, witty, able poster whose main fault is actually thinking soccer is a sport worth watching (read my post in GD’s “Bill Clinton’s Legacy” for more details on the evil that is soccer). Writes well, and very slyly (my apologies for not complimenting you sooner on your “Serlin” acronomyic post in the Porn Shop Employees thread). Geez. Tough choice. I’m going to have to get back to you both on this; while I’m leaning in the direction of telling **drainthelizard** to investigate the possibilities of joining the Mile-High club (i.e., go take a flying fuck), I am too intrigued by Coldfire smashing the son-of-a-bitch into a messy little pulp. In this, Freak is a man of wisdom well beyond his years. Hell, well beyond mine as well. So I’ll wait to see Mr. Coldfire’s coming fusilade; I hold my vote until then. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/23 "2000-08-02T15:32:21Z")
Dammit. Had to dither a while to submit my timesheet (being employed is nice, but being a _paid_ employee is much better), and Coldfire manages to slip his rant in under my nose. And that’s a 10, a 10, but only a 9.4 from the East German judge. Must be something he ate for breakfast. **drain** - Get thee to a brainnery. When God made you, he broke the mold. He has too high standards. ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/24 "2000-08-02T15:33:13Z")
10 Coldfire. Absolutely beautiful. ::wipes tears from eyes:: And dtl, I still stand by my comment that you are an ignorant, closed-minded, say-anything-to-offend jerk. Coldy was right in jumping on you about the Holocaust. You are still a capital IDI idiot. Joking around about these things won’t win you friends. or maybe you already know this, and just hate that someone _ **YOUNGER** _ is telling you this. Rent a brain. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/25 "2000-08-02T15:41:54Z")
Beautiful Coldy… now what are you going to do with the rest of your day 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/26 "2000-08-02T15:59:26Z")
I would like to request that people stop calling this dude “Drain” or “Drainy.” Given that those are the nicknames people use for me damn near everywhere I go, it’s a bit confusing. Not to mention the fact that I don’t want to be associated with this waste of space… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/27 "2000-08-02T16:03:00Z")
Note to self: Don’t ever, ever ever piss of Coldy. Keith ---
**Author:** ![aenea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@aenea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aenea)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/28 "2000-08-02T16:29:05Z")
1. I agreed with Drainy, she is the only Drainy on the board, and it should stay that way. This Dtl name is actually just another way to say Man Pissing, so let’s just call him PissMan, or some such identifier. 2. Dtl, I see no point to defend in your OP either. 3. Well, Coldie, what do you have to say for yourself? Have you been kidding us all along about English being a 2nd or 3rd language for you? There is no way you can chew this guy up and shit him out as well as you have done, with English not being your native tongue. Hell man, I know way too many people from this side of the pond that can’t speak as clearly as you can. ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/29 "2000-08-02T16:43:30Z")
DTL: You know, I was really tired of everyone jumping on the DTL dogpile before, but I’m beginning to think that pointing that out was like throwing pearls to pigs. Please prove me wrong. You really shouldn’t have started this thread and you really should apologize. It goes like: “I’m sorry for…” It doesn’t go like: “I’m sorry, but…” It doesn’t go like: “I’m sorry if you think…” Show some class. -Katy ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/30 "2000-08-02T16:45:09Z")
Sorry, guys, I did look, but I couldn’t find this ‘hitler’ thread that you were speaking of. All I could find were two threads where people were banned and someone was using adolph hitler as a screen name. Help, please? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/31 "2000-08-02T16:46:40Z")
**Coldfire** wins by seventeen miles in a ten mile race. I always heard that God didn’t make garbage. Looks like he tried his hand at garbage making with this DTL person. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/32 "2000-08-02T16:48:21Z")
Heloise et al, check [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31688) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Nen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Nen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nen)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/33 "2000-08-02T16:49:16Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Coldfire_ > Any questions? Yup. Can I marry you? ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/34 "2000-08-02T17:20:51Z")
Coldfire, just beautiful man. I’m at a loss for words. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/35 "2000-08-02T17:25:51Z")
Damn, a well-constructed flame is a thing of beauty. And, **DTL/PissBoy** , bear in mind that English is NOT Mr Fire’s native, or even day-to-day, language. He did that with one hand tied behind his back. ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/36 "2000-08-02T17:29:07Z")
okaytm: And just WHAT should I apologize for? For tolerating Coldfire’s never missing a chance to bash me on every thread I start? I’m sorry you feel the way you do. But I’m nowhere NEAR through. If you wish to join the crowd, fine. I’m sorry about that, but I have done nothing to Coldfire that he has not returned in spades. Earth to Coldfire: popularity contests are meaningless. Earth to Coldfire’s ass-kissing buddies: you’re wasting your time. This is between HIM and ME. More later, when I have the time. Oh, and Coldfire, since you missed it, my point was FUCK YOU! ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/37 "2000-08-02T17:41:41Z")
> [@](#): > > This is between HIM and ME. Then why are you posting it on a _ **PUBLIC** _ message board? That’s like spray-painting your phone number on an overpass then getting pissed when you get obscene phone calls (“But only Coldfire was supposed to call!”) > [@](#): > > Oh, and Coldfire, since you missed it, my point was FUCK YOU! That’s not a point. It’s an emotional outburst from a little boy trying to understand why someone for whom English isn’t a first language could wipe the floor with his ass in a linguistic medium. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/38 "2000-08-02T17:44:43Z")
Oh bite me, lizardbrains. I had no idea I wasn’t suppose to participate in your contest with Coldfire. :rolleyes: So you want to fuck Coldfire because you haven’t kissed a woman in 18 months? ---
**Author:** ![okatym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/76d3ee/32.png) [@okatym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okatym)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/39 "2000-08-02T18:02:05Z")
> [@](#): > > And just WHAT should I apologize for? For tolerating Coldfire’s never missing a chance to bash me on every thread I start? > > I’m sorry you feel the way you do. But I’m nowhere NEAR through. If you wish to join the crowd, fine. I’m sorry about that, but I have done nothing to Coldfire that he has not returned in spades. I suggested you apologize for carelessly using the Holocaust thing like a joke, because it still causes REAL pain for REAL people. Coldfire has been upset about it since you did that. I was hoping that once you had a better understanding of why he was offended, instead of having a chip on your shoulder, you could gracefully apologize. I was hoping that instead of continuing to beat this dead horse, Coldfire would then let it drop. What prompted this thread? I thought the “BASH DTL” threads had been quiet for a couple of days. Did I miss something? Are you perhaps one of those people who needs to have trauma and drama in their everyday lives. Did 2 days of nobody flaming you in the pit or elsewhere make you lonely? Really. I see all these people jumping in to bash you and I laugh, cause it does seem like a mindless popularity contest. But, because you brought it on yourself by starting this thread, I feel pissed at myself for throwing my pearls away. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840/40 "2000-08-02T18:18:53Z")
Here’s the way I look at it okatym. Sure, it can seem overwhelming when a whole lot of people jump on a poster. At the same time Drainthefuck(which to all those people calling him Drainy, is a much better name) doesn’t get any sympathy. He started a thread in the pit. It’s not someone else starting the thread and everyone jumping in with a me too. He started it, he gets what he deserves. Plus, considering he has proven himself as a troll, people are understandably annoyed at him. > [@](#): > > Guess again, shit-for-brains. I’m going to stick around the SDMB for a LONG, LONG time, just in the HOPE that I annoy the hell out of YOU! Oh and Drainthefuck. This is a violation of the service agreement. I’m counting down the days till you are booted. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-coldfire-you-stupid-fuck/27840.md?page=3)