# Ok dude, we got it. You like lions and you hate tigers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 5, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795 "2012-09-05T21:35:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2012, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/61 "2012-09-08T12:28:42Z")

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Here is some more data. Actual video of a [lion going head to head with a tiger](http://en.video.canoe.tv/video/comedy/latest-viral-videos/1906868833/baby-lion-vs-baby-tiger/1780226219001).

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/62 "2012-09-09T00:04:55Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> That would explain the content, not the syntax. I think he’s deliberately writing in that odd manner.

He says English isn’t his first language. It gets on my nerves when Dopers rag on some guy for poor grammar whose first language isn’t English. Can those being critical even speak a second language?

Give the guy a break.

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**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/63 "2012-09-09T00:23:14Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> Here is some more data. Actual video of a [lion going head to head with a tiger](http://en.video.canoe.tv/video/comedy/latest-viral-videos/1906868833/baby-lion-vs-baby-tiger/1780226219001).

Wow, that lion had the jabs scoring. He won that round on the basis of punches landed. Well, and the fact that the tiger rolled over on his back to fight the last minute of the round. Pretty sure that should have been a 10-count.

I will also use My Lord’s incredible list of cites as “find the real cite” camouflage for some future thread.

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/64 "2012-09-09T00:50:42Z")

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> [@Dallas\_Jones](#):
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> Did anyone bother to point out that lions and tigers will never meet in the wild?

They might- both the Asiatic lion and the Bengal tiger are found in India, though admittedly the sole location of the lions is currently at least a few hundred miles from the nearest tiger habitat, that’s not always been the case; historically they certainly would have met, and it might happen again, you never know.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/65 "2012-09-09T02:08:11Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> He says English isn’t his first language. It gets on my nerves when Dopers rag on some guy for poor grammar whose first language isn’t English. Can those being critical even speak a second language?
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> Give the guy a break.

I don’t believe him. He appears to be doing this on purpose to me. I don’t see any indication that he is not fluent in English.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/66 "2012-09-10T13:58:27Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I don’t believe him. He appears to be doing this on purpose to me. I don’t see any indication that he is not fluent in English.

He even admits that it’s only because he’s “lazy” and not because his English is deficient.

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**Author:** ![bldysabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@bldysabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bldysabba)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/67 "2012-09-11T11:27:50Z")

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I too find his single minded devotion to the topic quite entertaining. It’s particularly hilarious how he somehow feels that with a newer PC he could somehow triple his citations. As though lion v. tiger fights were the new bitcoin.

> [@Lion vs Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lion-vs-tiger/631011/120):
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> ## 5 or 10 years? XD XD I’d be able to triple the amount in mere [weekends] if I had a more up to date Pc. An of course the jury is still out on this one, because a factual impliment is that both can an has killed the other [already] so its just who can find more accounts of the past that had won more…but as of right now the lion looks to be in the lead of… Tiger= 30’s Lion= 120’s
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> ## Of killing the other more…so thats around 8/10 the lion should win, not going to win (because I dont want them to fight anymore) but thats what it looks like, the lion should have the 8/10 benifactual outcome upoun [Data], if you were to ask my personal opinion then of course I’d still like to think of it 50/50.
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> But as of how much I accumilated so far, it actually wasent a long process at all, merely just me looking in the right places an documenting them, nothing more than that.

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**Author:** ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/68 "2012-09-11T12:01:44Z")

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Oh leave him alone team. It’s a didactic thread which will die of natural causes. No harm done, this is the quirky stuff which makes life interesting.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/69 "2012-09-11T13:20:09Z")

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Wow, that thread is still rolling? I figured the lions would have won by now and moved on to something else to kill.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/70 "2012-09-11T13:35:55Z")

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> [@Ken001](#):
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> Oh leave him alone team. It’s a didactic thread which will die of natural causes. No harm done, this is the quirky stuff which makes life interesting.

I don’t care if he keeps doing it. It could become a Dope classic. His writing has improved, a little. But the early stuff was unreadable, and I have a high tolerance for that. I like the current situation where people are goading him to provide more cites.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/71 "2012-09-11T15:28:35Z")

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Wow. That reminds me of some obscure academic debates I’ve witnessed from time to time (not at the AAGs\*, never! okay, maybe occasionally…), except that this guy provides more cites – more power to him.

\*Association of American Geographers.

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/72 "2012-09-11T19:16:55Z")

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> [@bldysabba](#):
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> I too find his single minded devotion to the topic quite entertaining. It’s particularly hilarious how he somehow feels that with a newer PC he could somehow triple his citations. As though lion v. tiger fights were the new bitcoin.

I’m visualizing a spinoff of _Deadliest Warrior_ on Animal Planet. **My Lord** is at a large computer calculating thousands of battles between lions and tigers and . . . [not going to say it] . . . where’s the outcome? Find out next time, when he upgrade’s.

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**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/73 "2012-09-11T22:07:38Z")

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> [@Gedd](#):
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> I’m visualizing a spinoff of _Deadliest Warrior_ on Animal Planet. **My Lord** is at a large computer calculating thousands of battles between lions and tigers and . . . [not going to say it] . . . where’s the outcome? Find out next time, when he upgrade’s.

They totally already had a show like that. I believe lion vs tiger was one of the episodes, and the lion won.

The thread itself is hilarious. I hope it never dies. There are less interesting things to go crazy over than lions and tigers fighting.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/74 "2012-09-12T22:27:07Z")

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I will love that thread forever, just for producing [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15484692&postcount=150) gem, which might be my all-time favorite post in the whole world.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/75 "2012-09-12T22:42:16Z")

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> [@SecretaryofEvil](#):
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> They totally already had a show like that. I believe lion vs tiger was one of the episodes, and the lion won.

Hey! I remember that! It was called [_Animal Face Off_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Face-Off). The Asiatic Lion did beat the Bengal Tiger.

However, an African lion lost to a Nile crocodile in another episode, so lions may not be all that. They also did Hippopotamous vs. Bull Shark (Go, Hippo!), among others. Sadly, no episode featured “Batman vs..”

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**Author:** ![Docta\_G](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Docta\_G](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Docta_G)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/76 "2012-09-12T22:48:45Z")

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Tigers rule. Lions are little bitches. Fuck a lion.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/77 "2012-09-13T00:10:43Z")

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> [@Docta\_G](#):
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> Fuck a lion.

I can think of worse ways to try and spice up a Friday night, but not many.

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**Author:** ![bldysabba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@bldysabba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bldysabba)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2012, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/78 "2012-09-13T08:17:21Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> I will love that thread forever, just for producing [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15484692&postcount=150) gem, which might be my all-time favorite post in the whole world.

I’m really beginning to like that thread. What’s particularly mirth inducing right now is how posters (shout outs to **Tripolar** , **Indian** ) are starting to copy the wall of cites style. It’s fucking fantastic!

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/79 "2012-09-14T23:46:32Z")

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> [@Princhester](#):
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> He says English isn’t his first language. It gets on my nerves when Dopers rag on some guy for poor grammar whose first language isn’t English. Can those being critical even speak a second language?
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> Give the guy a break.

> [@Ken001](#):
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> Oh leave him alone team. It’s a didactic thread which will die of natural causes. No harm done, this is the quirky stuff which makes life interesting.

> [@manila](#):
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> Lame pitting. Low hanging fruit pile on. Dudes harmless. Definitely a case of if you are not interested in the thread then choose another one.

I think you guys are misunderstanding this thread. It’s not really a pitting. No one’s mad at My Lord, and no one really is attacking him, although the freedom of the Pit is allowing them to do some harmless name calling.

The Pit is the only place we can say anything negative about other posters (save maybe ATMB), even if the gripe is rather small. The fact that people are not really insulting him is a pretty good indication that no one really thinks that badly of him.

This, by the way, is what I consider snark. And it’s much tamer than what passes for snark on some other boards. I don’t think I’d mind people saying this stuff about me. (Unless I was in a really, really foul mood)

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-we-got-it-you-like-lions-and-you-hate-tigers/633795/80 "2012-09-15T03:38:10Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> This, by the way, is what I consider snark. And it’s much tamer than what passes for snark on some other boards. I don’t think I’d mind people saying this stuff about me. (Unless I was in a really, really foul mood)

Y’know what’d win in a battle in the wild? Not the lion, not the tiger, but the snark!

As it should be.

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