# OK dude?? Your bumper stickers don't match!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 13, 2003, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766 "2003-12-13T10:35:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Copper\_moon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@Copper\_moon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Copper_moon)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/41 "2003-12-15T17:48:22Z")

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I saw a bumper sticker on a car that said “Die Yuppie Scum!”

The car?

A BMW.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/42 "2003-12-15T17:58:32Z")

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> I know for a fact that Jesus only carried a 9.

How in the heck does He putt?

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/43 "2003-12-15T18:12:20Z")

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> How in the heck does He putt?

…and does he yell “ME!” when he misses an easy one?

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**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/44 "2003-12-15T18:27:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by av8rmike \*  
> \*\*The other day I saw one of those “Calvin peeing” stickers, with Calvin peeing on the Ford logo…
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> … on the back of a Ford van.
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> Some kind of Zen thing? 😕 \*\*

Based on the stories I have heard about Ford vans, it makes sense to me.

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**Author:** ![jimpatro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9e5f3/32.png) [@jimpatro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimpatro)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/45 "2003-12-15T18:57:53Z")

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Can anybody say WHOOSH!?

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**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/46 "2003-12-15T19:14:31Z")

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If I ever get a really nice car (like a Porsche or something), I’m gonna put one of those “Don’t laugh, it’s paid for” stickers on it.

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-dude-your-bumper-stickers-dont-match/218766/47 "2003-12-15T19:42:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The\_Immortal\_Mango \*  
> \*\*I saw a biker with “If you can read this the bitch has fallen off” on the back of his jacket.  
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I still want the one that says, “If you can read this, the bitch just passed you.”

😃

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