# Ok, enough's enough: Kurdt Kobain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 3, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527 "2004-01-03T21:55:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/1 "2004-01-03T21:55:17Z")

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**Kurdt** , boy; you’re a fucking braindead moron.

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[li][:rolleyes:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229044)[/li][li][:smack:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229223)[/li][li][:wally](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=230487)[/li][li][:dubious:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=230659)[/li][li][:o](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232613)[/li][li][:rolleyes::rolleyes:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232586)[/li][li][:wally:smack:](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232709)[/li][li][Running out of smilies](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232900)[/li][li][Jesus, man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232700)[/li][/ul]

Go shove a tree up your ass, you faux angsty goth-wannabe. You couldn’t write your way out of a paper bag, and you’re debate skills suck more than an anteater’s.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/2 "2004-01-03T22:02:20Z")

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I agree in principle but my terrible wrath has been diverted by the poor text-to-smiley ratio in your OP.

Do you want a do-over?

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/3 "2004-01-03T22:04:44Z")

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o rly

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/4 "2004-01-03T22:09:37Z")

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Hello Ilsa Lund,

Your mother!

That pretty much sums up what I have to say about this subject. Further discussion of the minutiea regarding your mother will be gladly fielded.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/5 "2004-01-03T22:10:43Z")

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Oh dear this is not right at all  
Ilsa Lund what ever did you do to the

What the hell

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/6 "2004-01-03T22:12:23Z")

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Boy, I’m glad you aren’t a vindictive asshole who never drops something or accepts apologies or change!

You’re better described as a saucy lad, if that.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/7 "2004-01-03T22:14:25Z")

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My pants are all gone, Ilsa Lund I know this may not be the most appropriate place, but do you know where they went?

Perhaps up your butt!

Just kidding folks, just kidding, Ilsa Lund only sticks his hand up his ass.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/8 "2004-01-03T22:16:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Larry Mudd \*  
> \*\*I agree in principle but my terrible wrath has been diverted by the poor text-to-smiley ratio in your OP.
> 
> Do you want a do-over? \*\*

The smilies are _links_.

Do over:

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> **Kurdt Kobain,** you are a scum sucking impersonation of an angsty twelve year old. Your pathetic bullshit makes Karl Rove look like the Dalai Lama. You are a defamation to the name of an above average rock musician. If talent and wit were Adenosine Triphosphate, you wouldn’t be able to hit the “Submit” button. Your mother put your brain on an Amber Alert. You walk into Walmart and Gilbert Grape goes “Jesus, that guy is a friggin’ moron!”
> 
> There is a thread in GQ about eating shit. I hope it’s not bad for someone to do it, because anybody who reads your posts is swallowing more shit than comes out of an Ann Coulter book. You make Michael Moore sensitive, and George W. Bush look intelligent. You are irrelevancy incarnate. You are as stultifyingly vacuous and adumbrate as an episode of Jessica Simpson’s TV show. You are the weakest link, Goodbye.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/9 "2004-01-03T22:19:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Hello Ilsa Lund,
> 
> Your mother!
> 
> That pretty much sums up what I have to say about this subject. Further discussion of the minutiea regarding your mother will be gladly fielded.
> 
> Oh dear this is not right at all  
> Ilsa Lund what ever did you do to the
> 
> What the hell
> 
> Boy, I’m glad you aren’t a vindictive asshole who never drops something or accepts apologies or change!
> 
> You’re better described as a saucy lad, if that.
> 
> My pants are all gone, Ilsa Lund I know this may not be the most appropriate place, but do you know where they went?
> 
> Perhaps up your butt!
> 
> Just kidding folks, just kidding, Ilsa Lund only sticks his hand up his ass.

I have met more intelligent and lucid bonobos. Koko the gorilla can sign her emotions better than you can type them.

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/10 "2004-01-03T22:30:19Z")

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Was it really necessary to post five times in a row to a single thread?

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**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/11 "2004-01-03T22:30:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Perhaps up your butt!

Oscar Wilde you ain’t, kid.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/12 "2004-01-03T22:48:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The smilies are _links_.

Ah, I see now. I don’t generally use the mouse and there’s no adumbration that they’re links without mousing over.

It was worth it for the do-over, though.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/13 "2004-01-03T22:50:50Z")

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Hey, what a surprise. **Ilsa\_Lund** is pitting someone.

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/14 "2004-01-03T22:51:15Z")

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Ah, ILSA, found someone of your own size to pit I see. This should be a fair fight.

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/15 "2004-01-03T22:55:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by county \*  
> \*\*Ah, ILSA, found someone of your own size to pit I see. This should be a fair fight. \*\*

Good luck on finding someone YOUR own size, **county.**

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/16 "2004-01-03T22:58:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blonde \*  
> \*\*Good luck on finding someone YOUR own size, **county.** \*\*

Now Now blondie, don’t go changing the subject. (You can pit me if it suits you)

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/17 "2004-01-03T23:05:11Z")

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Be kinda redundant, though. You really pit yourself everytime you post. Fucko off.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/18 "2004-01-03T23:06:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lord Ashtar \*  
> \*\*Hey, what a surprise. **Ilsa\_Lund** is pitting someone. \*\*

Fuck you too, dude.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/19 "2004-01-03T23:08:09Z")

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:throws feces indiscriminately:

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/20 "2004-01-03T23:14:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*Fuck you too, dude. \*\*

Right back at you, sparky.

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