# Ok, enough's enough: Kurdt Kobain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 3, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527 "2004-01-03T21:55:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/61 "2004-01-04T01:01:58Z")

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Scylla had a heart attack?

And I dared insult his writing?

Oh, that wasn’t very nice of me.

Oh wait, it wasn’t a heart attack. It was something else. So hush.

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/62 "2004-01-04T01:02:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by liirogue \*  
> \*\*A little more specific about _what_? \*\*

I believe he was requesting clarification as to which fucker, in particular, surprises you by his continued presence.

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/63 "2004-01-04T01:03:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gadfly \*  
> \*\*Ilsa - I love you.
> 
> Kurdt - Fuck you. Fuck you, and fuck you. Really. Scylla has a fucking heart attack _(okay, not really)_ and all you can do is complain about his writing? Shut up! Go spread your self-righteous bullshit on the PA forums, or the SA forums. Or even FFF, not that they deserve it. Just not here. \*\*

Emphasis mine.

Come back after you’ve completed a few reading comprehension courses, mmkay?

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/64 "2004-01-04T01:06:46Z")

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“Oh wait, it WASN’T a heart attack. It was something else. So hush.”

"Scylla has a fucking heart attack (okay, NOT REALLY) " - you

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**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/65 "2004-01-04T01:07:46Z")

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Thanks, **jack**. (Could somebody draw me a “right-on-the-nose” smiley art picture? Is there anyone here qualified enough?)

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/66 "2004-01-04T01:07:53Z")

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Now it’s quite clear you didn’t read beyond the first line. Jackass.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/67 "2004-01-04T01:08:39Z")

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This OP wins the irony award. What the fuck’s your problem, **Ilsa**? The other three pit threads along with a couple of MPSIMS threads weren’t enough so you just had to start this one? Quit shitting up the boards, you’re no better than **Kurdt Kobain**.

Hmmm, I did just realize something funny though. Look at **Kurdt Kobain** ’s initials. It puts me in mind of another poster from some time ago.

Haj

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**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/68 "2004-01-04T01:17:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jackelope \*  
> \*\*I believe he was requesting clarification as to which fucker, in particular, surprises you by his continued presence. \*\*

Oh, heh, I get it 😛 **Kurdt** is who I was referring to

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/69 "2004-01-04T01:20:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Now it’s quite clear you didn’t read beyond the first line. Jackass. \*\*

Excuse me? You attacked my nonexistant claim that Scylla had a heart attack, which I never made. The sentence in question was a play on Scylla’s thread title. Either way, that’s just a technicality. The fact is that you were a jackass beyond measure in that thread.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/70 "2004-01-04T01:21:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Now it’s quite clear you didn’t read beyond the first line. Jackass. \*\*

**bursts into an awful rendition of "For Your Eyes Only"**

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/71 "2004-01-04T01:29:57Z")

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I once lived very close to L.L. Bean, their Outlet Store had nice ptices, but the main store was better to throw feces in.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/72 "2004-01-04T01:30:20Z")

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Everything you do is awful, so you don’t really need to add it for your description.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/73 "2004-01-04T01:31:41Z")

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\*Meech out and dutch

Dumbody’s hand

Mate dis murl a better pace

Ip doo tan\*

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/74 "2004-01-04T01:31:49Z")

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Sorry, I had Mudd feces on my keyboard, between the “r” and the “t”. I think I need a new poncho.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/75 "2004-01-04T01:38:57Z")

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I can feel the love here. Can you feel it? I can feel it.

Let’s have a group hug.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/76 "2004-01-04T01:39:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hajario \*  
> \*\*Hmmm, I did just realize something funny though. Look at **Kurdt Kobain** ’s initials. It puts me in mind of another poster from some time ago.
> 
> Haj \*\*

But he’s not talking about blowjobs at all.

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/77 "2004-01-04T01:40:34Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232961](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232961)

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/78 "2004-01-04T01:40:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> **I’m not angry at all, you moron. I’m amazed at your psychic abilities, able to divine how I’m feeling by what I write!**

Did you call me a moron? I offered you the only advice you’ll get as to how to turn this thing around, you fucking idiot.

My psychic abilities tell me you’re doomed to a life of ignorance and anger. Just do us all a favor and take it somewhere else.

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/79 "2004-01-04T02:18:40Z")

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:::pulls pin:::

:::tosses granade:::

**KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!**

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/80 "2004-01-04T02:24:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Any proof for that?
> 
> Have you seen any 12 year olds type this good?
> 
> I DEMAND A CITE, YOU JERK!  
> Still being serious.  
> 😃 \*\*

Oh please, plenty of 12 years old can, I could.

I hope for your own sake that you’re 12 years old, maybe that way there would be a hope of you growing out of this.

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