# Ok, enough's enough: Kurdt Kobain

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 3, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527 "2004-01-03T21:55:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/81 "2004-01-04T02:30:12Z")

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That’s quite nice. But more often not that’s the exception to the rule, person.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/82 "2004-01-04T04:02:48Z")

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> The other three pit threads along with a couple of MPSIMS threads weren’t enough so you just had to start this one? Quit shitting up the boards, you’re no better than Kurdt Kobain.

What other threads?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/83 "2004-01-04T04:06:58Z")

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Oh, those threads. They were started by Kurdt, bitching about some shit.

I wanted to pit him, the fucker.

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**Author:** ![Lynne\_kilii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d26b3c/32.png) [@Lynne\_kilii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynne_kilii)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/84 "2004-01-04T04:38:54Z")

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I seriously want to know why he isn’t banned yet. Not to say the mods aren’t doing their job… I just want to know why he isn’t gone. He’s so irritating. I swear his post count is off, cause it seems like he’s running around shitting, multiple times, in every thread.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/85 "2004-01-04T04:46:41Z")

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The reason I’m not gone, is \>gasp\< because I haven’t done anything ban worthy. Only in your little world where people you don’t like are silenced should I be banned.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/86 "2004-01-04T04:53:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*The reason I’m not gone, is \>gasp\< because I haven’t done anything ban worthy. Only in your little world where people you don’t like are silenced should I be banned. \*\*

[That is debatable.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=220089)

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> **Straight Dope Message Board Registration Agreement**
> 
> We have one basic rule: Don’t be a jerk.

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**Author:** ![county](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ce7236/32.png) [@county](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/county)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/87 "2004-01-04T04:53:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*99% of the time, the pitter jands the pitee his ass on a silver platter. \*\*

Oh, I don’t think the % runs quite that high:D

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/88 "2004-01-04T04:53:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*The reason I’m not gone, is \>gasp\< because I haven’t done anything ban worthy. \*\*

Well, we’re all waiting with bated breath. It won’t take much to much your ass off the edge.

Last chance: do you want to know how to get along with the members of this board? Yes or no?

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/89 "2004-01-04T04:56:29Z")

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er, “push”  
to clarify: by last chance, I was not referring to any mods/admins actions or the SDMB. Thankyouverymuch.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/90 "2004-01-04T04:58:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gluteus maximus \*  
> \*\*No, he said that was a typo, and he’s really 29… or 40… it’s hard to tell… maybe he’s 40 in dog years… or 29 is his age in Canada, but elsewhere he’s… \*\*

He’s using the metric system, so he’s actually 5 joules/kg.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/91 "2004-01-04T04:59:48Z")

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Much my ass?

Blonde, I’m not that kind of guy!

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/92 "2004-01-04T05:00:48Z")

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Chefguy, I love you.

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**Author:** ![Kurdt\_Kobain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurdt\_Kobain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kurdt_Kobain)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/93 "2004-01-04T05:34:29Z")

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If you love him so much, why not start a thread about it?

Also include “I hate Kurdt Kobain” in the title.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/94 "2004-01-04T05:49:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*If you love him so much, why not start a thread about it?
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> Also include “I hate Kurdt Kobain” in the title. \*\*

For about the thousandth time, here is some advice you really should follow:

Look, just stop. Stop posting for a while. Really. Lie low and try to return inconspicuously. And for heaven’s sake stay away from the BBQ Pit.

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/95 "2004-01-04T06:26:24Z")

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Jesus, I read this whole thread, and I can feel the IQ points slipping irrivocably away. I am measurably dumber for having read all this.  
It sure as hell has wiped out my spelling ability.

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/96 "2004-01-04T08:18:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kurdt Kobain \*  
> \*\*Have you seen any 12 year olds type this good?  
> \*\*

Forgive me if I’m wrong, but I believe you meant to say “type this _well_.”

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**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/97 "2004-01-04T08:24:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mac Guffin \*  
> It sure as hell has wiped out my spelling ability.

You mean your speeling ablity.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/98 "2004-01-04T09:04:44Z")

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Kurdt, you’re a damn idiot.

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**Author:** ![The\_Long\_Road](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@The\_Long\_Road](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Long_Road)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/99 "2004-01-04T09:05:26Z")

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Kurdt,

Never give up man. Fight the good fight and don’t let them get to you! Post some more of your artistic discourse when you get time. These people only envy your ability to express youself in creative writing.

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**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2004, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-enoughs-enough-kurdt-kobain/222527/100 "2004-01-04T09:14:51Z")

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I’m with you too \*_Kurdt_, but mainly because most dopers are hyper-pretentious pricks that should have to suffer terrible writing.

And now, some terrible writing:

The damned scream to me to release them from this coil  
They wish to be free of life’s wicked turmoil  
Patience, souls! In time all will be right  
For now keep crying  
Armaggedon is in sight

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