# OK fellas, fess up. Who here has used a fleshlight?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 16, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942 "2011-08-16T19:44:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@gallan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallan)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/21 "2011-08-17T01:04:55Z")
> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> I voted “No, not interested”, but really, if I somehow had one for free (new, not used!), I’d be interested enough to try it.
That’s how I feel too. I voted, “No, not interested” but what I mean is, “No, not interested if it’s going to cost me more than zero dollars.”
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### Author:  [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/22 "2011-08-17T01:07:20Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> He likes it but he says it’s a pain in the ass …
Ummm … I think he’s using it wrong.
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### Author:  [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/23 "2011-08-17T01:12:35Z")
Won’t someone think of the three stupid saps who voted that masturbation was wrong?
Can we start a fund for them? Get a celebrity to start a charity? Something?
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/24 "2011-08-17T02:03:13Z")
> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> I voted “No, not interested”, but really, if I somehow had one for free (new, not used!), I’d be interested enough to try it.
Pretty sure this in one item that has no resale value.
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### Author:  [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/25 "2011-08-17T03:26:31Z")
> [@spooje](#):
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> But I did try one out and I have to say…meh.
I thought the same thing until I moved down a size.
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### Author:  [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/26 "2011-08-17T03:33:33Z")
> [@Chimera](#):
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> Won’t someone think of the three stupid saps who voted that masturbation was wrong?
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> Can we start a fund for them? Get a celebrity to start a charity? Something?
I suggest we raise funds through a wank-a-thon.
We’ll call it the Spare a hand fund.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/27 "2011-08-17T04:11:19Z")
> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> I suggest we raise funds through a wank-a-thon.
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> We’ll call it the Spare a hand fund.
[Already been done.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbate-a-thon)
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### Author:  [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/28 "2011-08-17T04:12:07Z")
-1 vote for enjoying it.
I read the title a little to fast and voted yes because I was more than happy to use a “fl **A** shlight” during my recent camping trip.
d’oh.
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### Author:  [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/29 "2011-08-17T05:11:48Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#):
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> You clearly weren’t going [hi-tech](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj_67WFJRM0&feature=player_embedded) [enough](http://www.puritube.com/v/bjqNlGEwFjk%2526feature%253Drelated). 😃
I like how Tenga calls their lube “Hole Lotion.”
The poll should have a “not yet” option.
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/30 "2011-08-17T05:19:05Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#):
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> The poll should have a “not yet” option.
One of these days, I’m gonna get a poll right.
Just not today. :smack:
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### Author:  [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/31 "2011-08-17T05:20:46Z")
Not a dude, but just gotta ask. Can you get it in “ethnic” colors? Do guys name theirs? Ya know, like “Fisteena” or “Rosie Palm”? Would the gadget be more appealing if the manufacturer added a light “chia pet” effect to the exterior? Asking in the name of science, of course!
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### Author:  [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/32 "2011-08-17T05:42:50Z")
I own a fl **a** shlight, does that count?
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### Author:  [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/33 "2011-08-17T06:09:21Z")
> [@Namkcalb](#):
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> I own a fl **a** shlight, does that count?
Depends. What do you use it for?
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### Author:  [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/34 "2011-08-17T07:02:32Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#):
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> I like how Tenga calls their lube “Hole Lotion.”
On a semi-related topic, Japanese for mons pubis is shame hill.
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### Author:  [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/35 "2011-08-17T07:49:14Z")
> [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](#):
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> On a semi-related topic, Japanese for mons pubis is shame hill.
According to what I have heard, this correlates closely with the (until recently) censorship of pubic hair / pudendum. Interesting data. Thanks.
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### Author:  [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/36 "2011-08-17T09:22:06Z")
I have several and can’t imagine having to stick to greasy-palm-only masturbation now. Pron and a fleshlight? Great way to spend half an hour.
I’ve tried a variety of the models and so far think the wonder wave is the best, but it’s all a matter of taste.
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### Author:  [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/37 "2011-08-17T12:43:09Z")
I’ve never used a fleshlight, but I have tried something similar (basically a silicon sheath, I guess a proto-fleshlight). More hassle than it’s worth, as far as I’m concerned. All I really need is my hand and some time. And preferably an Internet connection.
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/38 "2011-08-17T12:56:23Z")
> [@Chimera](#):
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> Won’t someone think of the three stupid saps who voted that masturbation was wrong?
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> Can we start a fund for them? Get a celebrity to start a charity? Something?
If they won’t give themselves a hand, why should I?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/39 "2011-08-17T14:14:22Z")
> [@voltaire](#):
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> Thread/Username 😃
Not his first time either.
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-fellas-fess-up-who-here-has-used-a-fleshlight/592942/40 "2011-08-17T14:37:30Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#):
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> > [@Machine Elf](#):
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> > How do you clean it?
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> Dishwasher?
I hope you tip him.
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