# OK, Homosexuals--Recruit Me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-homosexuals-recruit-me/21752>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 8, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-homosexuals-recruit-me/21752 "2000-06-08T14:17:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-homosexuals-recruit-me/21752/41 "2000-06-09T23:04:21Z")

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> \*\*  
> Thank you. Keep the compliments coming like that, and I’ll be more than happy to join your harem 😉  
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Well, I’ve stopped sobbing after Eve’s rejection. And I have seen the dawn of a new day - and that day is named **pepperlandgirl**!

(Anthracite turns her powers to focus on **pepperlandgirl** )

I am going to set in motion a plan to seduce you,  
**pepperlandgirl** , that is so gentle and subtle you will not even realize it until you are truly, madly, deeply wanting to be converted by me. I will mark this day on my calendar as “Day 1 - Project PLG”. Hope that’s OK? 🙂

Let me just ponder about your name, “ **pepperlandgirl** ”. It tells me that you are like a beautiful pepper plant, young and fresh with marvelous luscious fruit. Upon tasting of the fruit (and thus experiencing the wonder of **pepperlandgirl** ), you discover that she is subtle at first, then overwhelms you with a flood of surprising spiciness that makes you feel warm and good all over.

Ah…I must go now to plan. 😉

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-homosexuals-recruit-me/21752/42 "2000-06-10T00:50:04Z")

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> I am going to set in motion a plan to seduce you,  
> pepperlandgirl, that is so gentle and subtle you will not even realize it until you are truly, madly, deeply  
> wanting to be converted by me. I will mark this day on my calendar as “Day 1 - Project PLG”. Hope that’s OK?

It sounds exciting…on so many levels. And all that attention! I can hardly wait!  
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not easy. It’ll be a challenge…but I’m sure you are up to it.  
(BTW, small gifts of jewelry and chocolate will probably help your cause 😉 )

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-homosexuals-recruit-me/21752/43 "2000-06-13T20:21:05Z")

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Why am I always late to the fun parties?

Alas, I’m with **Sqrl** - girls just ain’t my thang. I do, however, know how to convert straight men, bi-curious men, gay men, hairy men, Canadian men, and even men who love Ed Asner (though they’re toughies).

Girls are just… icky. No offense.

I’ll leave you to the delicate ministrations of **Anthracite** and **ntg**. They both need new toaster ovens anywho…

Esprix

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