Ok, how would YOU survive a nuclear war?

Great Debates
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“If you smile at me I will understand cause that is something everybody everywhere does in the same language”

“I can see by your coat, my friend, you’re from the other side. There’s just one thing I’ve got to know. Can you tell me please, who won the war?”

“Say, can I have some of your purple berries?”

“Yes, you can. I’ve been eating them for 6 or 7 weeks and only got sick once.”

“Probably keep us both alive.”

22

So you must live on the Oregon/California border on the coast or the northwest corner of Montana? Everywhere else in the continental US is downwind according to fallout downwid models.

23

Stay in a radio shelter, and make bets with anyone else in there over whether the radio announcer says “new-clear”, or “nu-cu-lar”.