# Ok, I have to figure out a halloween costume. Help!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 7, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057 "2000-10-07T14:00:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/21 "2000-10-08T05:16:09Z")

</div>

What did you go as that halloween? I can pretty much figure out everyone else.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/22 "2000-10-08T14:01:20Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*All I need are some fun red clothes and borrowing jessica’s horns. \*\*

Did I say you could borrow my horns? I want to be horny. You can get your own horns at ren-fest.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![crispix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@crispix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crispix)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/23 "2000-10-09T02:33:11Z")

</div>

I’m going as a Roman Catholic monk. I might even be drunk or stoned. You never know. The irony in a drunk monk. Plus it rhymes: drunk monk. It’s not too loose–at least I hope no packages flop out. That would be kinda, well, bad?

-crispix smells his fingers. fish.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/24 "2000-10-09T02:48:31Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by hypergirl \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> > \*\*All I need are some fun red clothes and borrowing jessica’s horns. \*\*
> 
> Did I say you could borrow my horns? I want to be horny. You can get your own horns at ren-fest. \*\*

BUt you said I could!!! Evil bitch!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/25 "2000-10-09T02:50:41Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> What did you go as that halloween? I can pretty much figure out everyone else.

I went as the scariest thing I could think of… myself.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057/26 "2000-10-09T03:01:38Z")

</div>

I liked the hat. And no, I don’t find you scary.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-to-figure-out-a-halloween-costume-help/36057.md?page=1)