# Ok, I have two options. Pick one please...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 21, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785 "2000-10-21T15:51:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/1 "2000-10-21T15:51:26Z")

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Should I put on underwear today to go shopping or just go commando? I have to get some goofy stuff (includes clothing) for Homecoming week festivities, and I haven’t started getting ready to meet the world. [Picture this: I still have yesterday’s makeup on due to passing out early last night, and I just threw on something to cover up the bare minimum in case I have to answer the door. Hair’s up out of my face in a messy bun.] Please answer. I’m too lazy to decide at the moment.

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/2 "2000-10-21T15:55:31Z")

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Commando Tash. Definatly commando.

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**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/3 "2000-10-21T15:57:43Z")

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After having thought through all of the complex considerations i have come to the conclution that you infact should NOT wear any underwear!

Now the question pants or skirt springs to mind… 😉

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/4 "2000-10-21T16:02:40Z")

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Oh, I’m definitely wearing a skirt today, Skümmet.

Dammnit, sk8rixtx, add the fucking “A” on the end of my name. You have no clue how much it irritates me when people don’t put the “A” on the end of my name. [both saying and spelling it.] And learn to spell definitely. [Sorry, I’m an anal spaz when it comes to some things. That and my body forced 16 hours of sleep on me last night.]

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**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/5 "2000-10-21T16:06:08Z")

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Excellent!!!

Could we go shopping sometime Tash…a 😉

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/6 "2000-10-21T16:24:29Z")

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Oh please Tasha. Do you think anyone on this board, given the option, would actually tell you to wear underwear???

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/7 "2000-10-21T16:45:12Z")

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If you are going to be trying on clothes, for the love of the IPU, wear underwear! Unless it turns you on to think of the creepy security guys viewing your snatch and commenting on it among themselves.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/8 "2000-10-21T16:45:22Z")

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I got bored. I mean, well, whatever, Jessica. Suck my clit. 😛

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/9 "2000-10-21T17:15:06Z")

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Oh Great And Wonderful Cecil, whatever have I done to deserve such as this? Please forgive me my sins, whatever they may be, and spare me from any more threads involving toilets, underwear, and sexual fetishes involving gardening tools. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kasuo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8c91f0/32.png) [@kasuo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kasuo)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/10 "2000-10-21T18:56:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> \*\*I got bored. I mean, well, whatever, Jessica. Suck my clit. 😛 \*\*

Um, can I watch that? Or is it gonna be on one of those “Too Hot for SDMB” videos? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/11 "2000-10-21T19:21:11Z")

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When it comes to underwear …

When in doubt - go without.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/12 "2000-10-21T20:40:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kasuo \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> > \*\*I got bored. I mean, well, whatever, Jessica. Suck my clit. 😛 \*\*
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> Um, can I watch that? Or is it gonna be on one of those “Too Hot for SDMB” videos? 🙂  
> \*\*

Sheesh. No thanks Tasha, but now look what you did. You put mental images in all the minds of al the SDMB guys.

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**Author:** ![THE\_MALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bcef8e/32.png) [@THE\_MALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THE_MALE)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/13 "2000-10-21T20:51:40Z")

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HEhe  
I think that wearing underwear might be a good idea… its kinda gross considering you’ll be trying on clothes and…  
nm…  
im a guy so i say go without  
but if i was a girl i would say with  
🙂

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/14 "2000-10-22T02:32:11Z")

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I think you should wear underwear.

(Yes, yes, _I_ have to be the nonconformist…)

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/15 "2000-10-22T03:22:37Z")

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If you have to try on pant on something, go with. But if not, go without.

Of course, I am answering this thread at the end of the day, so the question is really on you - what did you wear?

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/16 "2000-10-22T05:33:35Z")

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If you were gonna flash me, I’d want you to wear underwear. I’m funny that way.

But the thought of knowing you’re not wearing any underwear… well, that’s different, even though I’ll never see you.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/17 "2000-10-22T10:13:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \*  
> **I’m an anal spaz…**

Definitely wear underwear, then! 😛

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> \*Originally posted by slythe \*  
> \*\*spare me from any more threads involving toilets, underwear, and sexual fetishes involving gardening tools. 🙂 \*\*

Gardening tools? Even “'hos”?

::fleeing::

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**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-i-have-two-options-pick-one-please/37785/18 "2000-10-22T23:02:24Z")

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Wear underwear or else you’ll get chafed and THEN where will your sex life be???
