# Ok,Im new here,Carol is the name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 18, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534 "2010-04-18T15:34:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2010, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/421 "2010-05-02T22:56:45Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Is there a male version of the name Carol, sorta like Joan is the female John? Charles (Carolus in Latin, Karl in German, Karyl in Polish, etc.) ---
**Author:** ![Creole\_Tomato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@Creole\_Tomato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creole_Tomato)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/422 "2010-05-03T00:09:55Z")
The dingos ate the anus!! I had planned to make a reference to Jack the Anus Ripper, but I dunno…that seemed somehow just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/423 "2010-05-03T03:15:20Z")
Apparently, the Kids in the Hall released a documentary about this years ago. A transcript can be found [here](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/four/analprob.html). ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/424 "2010-05-03T06:16:47Z")
Carol, I saw [this](http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/05/01/funny-tattoos-goin-to-outer-space/) and thought of you. ---
**Author:** ![carol\_nistri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@carol\_nistri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carol_nistri)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/425 "2010-05-03T09:57:29Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > Carol, I saw [this](http://ugliesttattoos.com/2010/05/01/funny-tattoos-goin-to-outer-space/) and thought of you. LOL~! Cool. No I am not tipsy ,and Ive been saying all along I dont believe this is done by aliens,but I do think its not done by rope and plank. So,Ive enjoyed my stay here and I mean it you guys are cute as buttons,but I must be moving on so bye. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/426 "2010-05-03T10:03:55Z")
Gee, no answer to my question. ☹ How surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/427 "2010-05-03T11:29:17Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > Gee, no answer to my question. ☹ Welcome to the club. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/428 "2010-05-03T11:46:02Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Welcome to the club. Well, 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 . ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/429 "2010-05-03T12:11:38Z")
Holy shit, where did you get that laser beam? ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/430 "2010-05-03T12:59:37Z")
Hey… watch where you point that thing. Now half of my wheat field is bent over. Hang on, something is wrong with my cow. She is trying to moo, but it is much softer… it is like something is blocking her airway… Oh My God… She’s been MUTED!!! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/431 "2010-05-03T15:22:49Z")
> [@carol\_nistri](#): > > what is seen is Not the result of scavenging or predation,Ranchers would know that with a single glance. Except that everything that you describe that you claim that they have seen fits in perfectly with the damage having been done by scavengers. You have yet to explain exactly what evidence it is that makes them exclude scavengers. If they _are_ basing their assessment on what you have described so far, then I have to conclude that these particular ranchers don’t know what the hell they are talking about. > [@](#): > > And you know what,for all the I Know All There Is To Know attitudes you dont really know Jack. We don’t need to know all there is to know, we merely need to know more than you do. And by that standard, almost everyone who has responded to this thread qualifies. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/432 "2010-05-03T16:09:48Z")
> [@carol\_nistri](#): > > LOL~! Cool. No I am not tipsy ,and Ive been saying all along I dont believe this is done by aliens,but I do think its not done by rope and plank. So,Ive enjoyed my stay here and I mean it you guys are cute as buttons,but I must be moving on so bye. Carol must be an alien - she comes, mutilates our cows, then doesn’t stick around … ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534/433 "2010-05-03T16:23:39Z")
> [@dhkendall](#): > > Carol must be an alien - she comes, mutilates our cows, then doesn’t stick around … > > ☹ And I have it on good authority that her messages here were encoded in a binary format at some point. :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-new-here-carol-is-the-name/536534.md?page=21)