# OK I'm ready to dope! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263 "2004-11-17T14:36:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/61 "2004-11-17T21:07:39Z")
Welcome, **Taxi** (do you think it’s overly bold of me to just call you “Taxi”? 😉 ). Since **'punha** doesn’t seem particularly interested in running nekkid through this thread, I’d volunteer to do it myself, but **For The Children** already knows what I look like and it might give her insomnia :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/62 "2004-11-17T22:33:45Z")
:: welcomes \*\*taxi78cab \*\* and **For The Children** with a military salute, clacking heels, forgetting to take of Heavy Traditional Dutch Clogs first:: ::falls over sideways:: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/63 "2004-11-17T23:59:58Z")
Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/64 "2004-11-18T00:04:07Z")
_happy sigh_ Ahhhh… Goats, flogging, running nekkid, a mysterious and horrible Thing in the Basement with Tentacles, lollipops and calamari… It doesn’t get any better than this. 🆒 (I, personally, would like to see **Sunspace** run nekkid through the thread…) ---
**Author:** ![For\_The\_Children](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@For\_The\_Children](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/For_The_Children)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/65 "2004-11-18T00:15:41Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _happy sigh_ Ahhhh… Goats, flogging, running nekkid, a mysterious and horrible Thing in the Basement with Tentacles, lollipops and calamari… > > It doesn’t get any better than this. 🆒 > > (I, personally, would like to see **Sunspace** run nekkid through the thread…) Yeah it’s just all too good to be true. Well, **sunspace** when does the strip tease start? And for the love of all that is good in the world - **NORINE** - don’t do it! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: HORROR!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I’d have to face to the next day…akward silence…and well, you get the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/66 "2004-11-18T00:16:40Z")
In other words… Go for it, norinew! _evil 😃_ ---
**Author:** ![For\_The\_Children](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@For\_The\_Children](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/For_The_Children)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/67 "2004-11-18T00:22:31Z")
Hi Taxi78CAb, Maastricht, Khadaji. Thanks for the welcome. “I’d have to face to the next day” and if I were any kind of typist this would have read I’d have to face you the next day. Yeah, Norine, GO for it, GIRL! I’ll close my eyes! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/68 "2004-11-18T00:31:13Z")
> [@For The Children](#): > > Yeah, Norine, GO for it, GIRL! I’ll close my eyes! Yeah, and you know some over-zealous citizen patroller will call the cops; in a small town like this, you just _know_ it’ll make the front page of the paper. . .nah, I got a reputaion to protect in this neighborhood. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/69 "2004-11-18T00:40:51Z")
**For the Children** , welcome! As for introductions, I’m not much for one, but here goes: In 1972, I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn’t commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, I survive as a soldier of fortune. I’ve been on several [clandestine operations](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286447) recently, and am known to be an excellent marksman. I do not drink nor smoke, because they both dull my reflexes. I hold two degrees, one Master’s Degree in PanAmerican studies, and another in Political Science. I have traveled to many nations, including England, France, Norway, Sweeden, Finland, Italy, Botswana, Ghana, Cote D’Ivoire, Germany, Australia, New Zealand, Fiji, Japan, South Korea, China, Canada, Equitoreal Guinea, Suriname, Burma (now Myanmar), Vanuatu, Qatar, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Israel, Turkey, Greece, Macedonia, Bulgaria, Russia (when it was still Soviet), and Texas. I have also been known to be completely full of sh\*t on rare, comic occasions. Tripler I am a dangerous, dangerous man of inaction. ---
**Author:** ![For\_The\_Children](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@For\_The\_Children](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/For_The_Children)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/70 "2004-11-18T00:46:15Z")
Speaking of front page **Norine** did you see HIM on it today? Yuck. His ego will inflate more if possible. Ummm, hello **Tripler**. I think I know a few of those men of inaction but that’s a whole other can of worms! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/71 "2004-11-18T00:59:07Z")
> [@For The Children](#): > > Speaking of front page Norine did you see HIM on it today? Yuck. His ego will inflate more if possible. No, I don’t get the daily paper; gosh, I guess you’d rather see me on the front page naked, huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/72 "2004-11-18T02:06:58Z")
> [@Elenia28](#): > > Nice to meet you and welcome to the boards. Where’s \*\*iampunha \*\* to run nekked through the thread? It’s **nekk_i_d** , and since there are children present (I assume something being done **for the children** is being done in their presence?) … ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/73 "2004-11-18T02:19:31Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > (I, personally, would like to see **Sunspace** run nekkid through the thread…) > [@For The Children](#): > > Well, **sunspace** when does the strip tease start? Am I _invisible_? Check [post #10](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5505765&postcount=10)! Or does being covered in Esperanto not count? :: exasperated look :: [sub]Mmmm… rich, creamy Esperanto, the king of languages… goes well with calamari, too![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/74 "2004-11-18T02:22:45Z")
No, it doesn’t. You have to run nekkid in English, so there. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/75 "2004-11-18T02:26:34Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Am I _invisible_? \*Who \* said that? Welcome, **For The Children**! I would get nekkid for your thread, but these women’s undies just feel so comfortable. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/76 "2004-11-18T02:28:44Z")
Oh, _pooh_. I thought my appearance transcended all language. 😃 _sighs_ :: pause :: …whup …whup …whup whupWhupWhupWpWpWp _sklinkle_ skweeek eek eek _GLING_ clatter oob _honk_ :: runs nekkid through thread :: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/77 "2004-11-18T02:32:00Z")
Whee! _admires and ogles and applauds_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/78 "2004-11-18T02:35:16Z")
🆒😃😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/79 "2004-11-18T02:36:54Z")
😉 :d ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263/80 "2004-11-18T02:38:30Z")
Damnit, a woman tries to flirt and she gets the wrong smiley! Sheesh! :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-im-ready-to-dope/275263.md?page=5)