# Ok, just how many kiwi dopers are there?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988 "2003-11-24T11:14:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/41 "2003-11-30T08:53:34Z")

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I should add… Feer suck of the sav maaaate, Eeeeveryone knows et es ewe lot who tawwwwk farnnny.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/42 "2003-11-30T08:55:05Z")

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Heh. 😃

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/43 "2003-11-30T08:58:09Z")

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Well they do! 😃

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/44 "2003-11-30T09:08:09Z")

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I remember saying something similar to **TheLoadedDog** way back in early '01, is all. Man, it’s deja-vu all over again … 🙂

They don’t _all_ sound like that, tho’ … but, heh. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/45 "2003-11-30T09:08:17Z")

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Now, **lurks** , thet’s jist net finny… wait a sic… ok, yis ut us…

😃

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/46 "2003-11-30T09:09:36Z")

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Heh. Danke, Frau Wolf.

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/47 "2003-11-30T09:13:09Z")

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Of course not. Much like we don’t all do “fush and chups” (even if we do hehehe)

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/48 "2003-11-30T09:18:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> \*\*Now, **lurks** , thet’s jist net finny… wait a sic… ok, yis ut us…
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> 😃 \*\*

May oiiii add hmmmmmmmmmmmmmpf ewe cheeeeeeeeeeky bloody Awwwwwwwwwwzie 🙂

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/49 "2003-11-30T09:19:44Z")

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Gotta love those over the ditch lot, well if we didn’t who would? 😉

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/50 "2003-11-30T09:22:35Z")

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I’ve come to love 'em a hell of a lot. Dratted charming, witty, kind-to-kiwi-Wolves Aussies … 🙂

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**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/51 "2003-11-30T10:39:03Z")

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Yeah they are cute and kind. But they talk funny 😃

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/52 "2003-12-02T07:05:35Z")

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Well, at the moment we’re heading for a gathering in Auckland at Victoria Park Market, 11 am Friday 12th December. It won’t be a huge affair, but at least it’s a start. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/53 "2003-12-02T08:17:31Z")

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he he he… **calm kiwi** said ‘ewe’…one track mind:D

how to spik noo zulland:  
inner me…a person you do not like  
chully bun…to keep things cold  
munner stroney…soup  
ear noo zulland…an extinct airline  
veerjun…mythical new zealand virgin  
brudge…goes across a river  
sivven sucks sivven…boeing aircraft  
pits…domestic animals  
cuttins…baby cats  
milburn…capital of victoria  
tin…one more than nine  
amejen…visualise something  
one doze…computer program  
McKennock…person who fixes cars  
Beers…large animal that lives in the forest  
ever cardeau…avacado  
beggage chucken…where you leave your bags at the airport  
ear roebucks…type of excercise

There is heaps more, calm kiwi, and you think we talk funny!

i only know these because i’m sleeping with the enemy

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/54 "2003-12-02T08:21:52Z")

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> _Orig. by lurksfromwork_  
> i only know these because i’m sleeping with the enemy

Ah, ha! _Now_ we know th’ truth! 🙂

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**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/55 "2003-12-02T08:36:59Z")

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C’mon, she’s more of a Oz zealander really. It’s just the odd bit of new zealanderish that sometimes makes me laugh, especially if we’ve been drinking. My favourite is ‘mint slice’, it comes out as ‘munt’ everytime.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/56 "2003-12-02T08:40:40Z")

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You do know what it means over here when something is well and truly munted, don’t you? 🙂

Heh, heh. Thanks for th’ chuckle. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lurksfromwork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@lurksfromwork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurksfromwork)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/57 "2003-12-02T08:42:57Z")

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No, but I’ve got a fairly good idea…um…stuffed?

That will come in rather handy!!

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-just-how-many-kiwi-dopers-are-there/214988/58 "2003-12-06T20:46:02Z")

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So far, it’s still on for 11 am at Victoria Park Market, with Auckland Dopers identifying themselves by carrying oranges (thanks for the suggestion, **TLD** ). I’ll have a camera, but I hope there are steadier paws than mine to take shots on the day.

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