# Ok, llamasex, you get your wish...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 13, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164 "2001-11-13T18:36:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/1 "2001-11-13T18:36:34Z")
If you wish was to be labeled an idiot, well, here you go:
You’re an idiot.
In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98777) thread you make the essential jerktrollish post followed by the “I was being sarcastic” explanation. That’s not original, son.
Since you won’t be here much longer, would you mind answering something, please?
Why do you bother? Why go through registering and everything just so you can proclaim your ignorance to the world? What kind of validation do you get from that? I’d think that, if I was a moron, I wouldn’t want everyone to know.
Maybe you just like getting _any_ response–even if it’s negative. If so, more power to you. May your efforts result in ostracism wherever you go.
Maybe you like the anonymity of a message board where you can spout things and run away. If that’s the case, then, why do you put your [picture](http://www.drunkenlosers.com/pics.html)
online where, quite possibly, someone may recognize you?
The name of your website seems pretty appropriate, though:
[http://www.drunkenlosers.com](http://www.drunkenlosers.com)
My recommendation is this: Go see the movie Animal House. There’s a scene where Dean Wormer is addressing several of the Deltas in his office. Pay close attention to what he says to Flounder.
He’s speaking to you.
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### Author:  [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/2 "2001-11-13T18:42:53Z")
I have nothing witty or new to say, but I do want **llamasex** to know that I think he’s an asshole.
Why, you ask?
Well, maybe he’ll realize that comments like that just aren’t welcome here, no matter what forum you’re in. Then again, maybe not, and the e-mails sent to the mods and admins’ll do some good.
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### Author:  [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/3 "2001-11-13T18:43:55Z")
Why are you wasting your energy, **Rysdad**? He’s obviously a troll. The only thing that has me wondering is the fact that he registered 8 months ago, and has only 23 posts, 6 of which were in the thread you mentioned. He’s one of our Long-Term Newbies[sup]TM[/sup], and he hasn’t got past his “fumbling around like a jackass” phase. I’m sure the mods will either smack him around a bit, to knock some sense into him, or (more likely) they will just kick him out. Let’s move on.
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/4 "2001-11-13T18:51:53Z")
Can someone please provide a link to trollish behavior from **llamasex**? Because apart from his borderline assholery in the cited thread, I ain’t seeing none.
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/5 "2001-11-13T18:54:22Z")
I have no shame in what I said, I stand by it, Hell proud to say it even.
If you want my address it is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _ you can come by and visit for all I care (actually you can’t because I am about to go…), I’d post my #, but I am about to head to Vegas so it would do no good.
**Moderator’s Notes:** Do not post personal information on this site. Your own, or anyone’s.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 11-13-2001 at 01:12 PM]
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/6 "2001-11-13T18:56:25Z")
Oh I forgot My real Name is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, I am a student at _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, now how but you match me and post all your info, or would you like to hide behind your veil on the internet,
[Edited by UncleBeer on 11-13-2001 at 01:19 PM]
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### Author:  [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/7 "2001-11-13T19:02:58Z")
I’m not intending to defend llamasex, per se, but I do think that he’s being unfairly jumped on for his very tasteless joke in the Jehovah’s witnesses thread. How was his remark qualitatively different than any of the Challenger jokes, or any other black humor? Obviously it wasn’t particularly appreciated, but seeing humor in tragedy does not automatically make him an asshole. One can even imagine his original remark being directed towards the parents in a kind of “be careful what you wish for” sense.
Of course, maybe he’s just a prick troll. I dunno. But it’s all too easy to misjudge the mood of a conversation, particularly an on-line one, and well-meaningly make a truly horrifyingly inappropriate remark.
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### Author:  [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/8 "2001-11-13T19:05:49Z")
While I think llamasex is being an asshole troll and should be banned, I don’t want him dead or hurt IRL. Isn’t it a bad idea to have his personal info posted here?
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### Author:  [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/9 "2001-11-13T19:07:14Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rysdad \*
> \*\*If you wish was to be labeled an idiot, well, here you go:
>
> You’re an idiot.
>
> In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98777) thread you make the essential jerktrollish post followed by the “I was being sarcastic” explanation. That’s not original, son.
>
> Since you won’t be here much longer, would you mind answering something, please?
>
> \*\*
Why won’t he be here much longer? Did he do anything that violated the terms of service the SDMB has set up? Is the criteria for being kicked off the boards simply not being liked by some people? I know you don’t think he should be kicked off because you found what he said offensive. Here’s a few other quotes from the same thread.
_originally posted by gobear_
> [@](#):
>
> \*\* I wish you pain. I wish you to suffer an unbearable loss of someone you love. I wish you to spend nights weeping in grief, unable to sleep for fear of dreams.
\*\*
But wait, there’s more!!
_Originally posted by Hamlet_
> [@](#):
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> **Yeah, and everything’s funny if you’re fucked in the head. Hey, hahahaha I just raped and killed your Mom. The knife made this “sllluurrfff” sound coming out of her throat. HooHoo I laughed my butt off. Funny huh? Jagoff.**
I take it you’re planning on doing something about those offensive post as well Rysdad. No? Well then shut the fuck up.
Marc
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/10 "2001-11-13T19:08:41Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*
> \*\*Oh I forgot My real Name is **Deleted** , I am a student at **deleted** , now how but you match me and post all your info, or would you like to hide behind your veil on the internet, \*\*
My mistake. I thought you were the type to cloak your idiocy, but I was wrong. Instead, your parade it for all to see. How noble of you.
No, son, I’m not going to list my name and address–mainly because there are people like you out there.
One more recommendation: Take freshman English. Your high school did you a great disservice.
{Don’t _quote_ personal info either! --Gaudere}
[Edited by Gaudere on 11-13-2001 at 01:29 PM]
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### Author:  [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/11 "2001-11-13T19:09:51Z")
I also am not a troll, I just refuse to be pushed around by popular opinion round here.
Ah well exactly what a troll would say, eh
I really don’t care if people read my posts and decide I am a troll, find, I’d rather not have a serious disscussion with people like that anyways, but don’t believe the hype. At least pick on your own if I am a troll or not, don’t buy into because 5-10 other people say I am.
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### Author:  [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/12 "2001-11-13T19:11:21Z")
Sure - my address is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _. And my name is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, and I have a degree in Agriculture. I’d give you my phone number, but I’m heading to DC for a week, so it would do no good.
Or is any of that true? What does it matter? Sharing your favorite color with us has no bearing on whether you’re an asshole or not. Speaking of which, perhaps you _were_ jumped on harshly, judged by your low post count, your name, and your comments. As innocuous as your comment might seem to you, it obviously elicited quite a response from many, reinforcing the impression of trollery. If I have misjudged you, fine. I apologize. On the other hand, if you _do_ turn out to be a troll, I have no sympathy for the beating you will receive on this board.
**Moderator’s Notes:** I’ve no idea if that information was factual. My natual caution told me it shouldn’t be there anyway. Sooooo, it’s not. If anyone else posts personal information, or even alludes to it, I’m gonna simply delete this thread. I don’t have time for these stupid games. And they’re no fun anyway.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 11-13-2001 at 01:25 PM]
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### Author:  [@Fledermaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fledermaus)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/13 "2001-11-13T19:17:32Z")
> [@](#):
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> Oh I forgot My real Name is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, I am a student at _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, now how but you match me and post all your info, or would you like to hide behind your veil on the internet,
Oops, **llamasex** (geez, what a great name, why didn’t I think of putting “sex” after my username? **Fledermaussex**. Brilliant!) forgot to finish his sentence! Let me help him out:
> [@](#):
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> Oh I forgot My real Name is _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, I am a student at _ **deleted by UncleBeer** _, now how but you match me and post all your info, or would you like to hide behind your veil on the internet, **now would you please excuse me as I am heading out of my domocile and over to the location of a local agrarian, where I will felate six goats to ejaculation.**
I believe that’s how he meant to finish that sentence. I’m just here to help.
**Moderator’s Notes:** I’m just about finished dickin’ around with you clowns. Stop it. Now.
[Edited by UncleBeer on 11-13-2001 at 01:29 PM]
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/14 "2001-11-13T19:21:55Z")
I don’t know if the info **llamasex** posted is true or not but I hope he knows that, as **throatshot** said, posting personal info here is not a good idea at all.
I don’t really want involved in this thread but I’d like to add that I think **lamasex’s** comment was _very_ inappropriate, sarcasm or not. I have a dark sense of humor too but that was too over the top for me. I don’t know if it’s worth banning him for it, that’s up to the mods. Just let him get an ass ramming here and I’ll be happy.
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### Author:  [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/15 "2001-11-13T19:34:25Z")
For what it’s worth, I laughed when I read llamasex’s extremely tasteless joke. It may not be the cleverest utterance around here, but it’s a great example of black humour.
That the OP can’t distance himself enough to enjoy it, or at least ignore it, is his problem, not llama’s.
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### Author:  [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/16 "2001-11-13T19:46:48Z")
**UncleBeer** , I’m sorry, but your hopping in and out of this thread like a jackrabbit on crank is making me literally screamlaugh. I don’t even know what the OP is about anymore. 😃
Flame away, folks…but for Chrissakes give the mods a damn rest!
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/17 "2001-11-13T19:48:13Z")
Id just like to jump in here with a hearty “WELL DONE”\* to UncleBeer and Gaudere for the hard work they have put iinto this thread.
C’mon, people (especially **llamasex** , let’s use our heads here. The Mods have a tough enough jub as it is. There’s no need for us to make it any harder.
\*Is it OK to use the phrase “WELL DONE” in the BBQ pit?
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### Author:  [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/18 "2001-11-13T19:48:58Z")
So dark humor is only bad when it is slipped into a thread, but if the [entire thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=87707) is dark, then that’s okay?
I understand it was tasteless, I saw it as such but also got that it was a groaner, a bad, dark joke.
Can we all take a step back, realize that some folks have slightly different senses of humor and let it go? \
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### Author:  [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/19 "2001-11-13T19:55:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kaylasdad99 \*
> \*_Id just like to jump in here with a hearty “WELL DONE”_ to UncleBeer and Gaudere for the hard work they have put iinto this thread.
>
> C’mon, people (especially **llamasex** , let’s use our heads here. The Mods have a tough enough jub as it is. There’s no need for us to make it any harder.
>
> \*Is it OK to use the phrase “WELL DONE” in the BBQ pit? \*\*
While **kaylasdad99** is still with us, I think we should use this time to give him the flaming he so obviously deserves.
Good God, man, what were you thinking?! You posted a-_gasp!_-compliment in the Pit.
😉
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/20 "2001-11-13T19:57:29Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by MGibson \*
> \*\*
>
> Why won’t he be here much longer? Did he do anything that violated the terms of service the SDMB has set up?\*\*
Yep, he violated the “don’t be a jerk” rule, and he posted in a trollish manner, e.g., posting something inflammatory just in order to garner a response.
\*\*
> [@](#):
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> Is the criteria for being kicked off the boards simply not being liked by some people?\*\*
Evidently not. You’re still here.
\*\*
[quote]
I know you don’t think he should be kicked off because you found what he said offensive. Here’s a few other quotes from the same thread.\*\*
_originally posted by gobear_
> [@](#):
>
> I wish you pain. I wish you to suffer an unbearable loss of someone you love. I wish you to spend nights weeping in grief, unable to sleep for fear of dreams.
**But wait, there’s more!!**
_Originally posted by Hamlet_
> [@](#):
>
> Yeah, and everything’s funny if you’re fucked in the head. Hey, hahahaha I just raped and killed your Mom. The knife made this “sllluurrfff” sound coming out of her throat. HooHoo I laughed my butt off. Funny huh? Jagoff.
\*\*
> [@](#):
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> I take it you’re planning on doing something about those offensive post(s) as well Rysdad.(?)\*\*
Nope. And watch your punction and spelling. (I’ve added some suggestions in parentheses.)
\*\*
> [@](#):
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> No?\*\*
You heard me.
\*\*
> [@](#):
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> Well then shut the fuck up.\*\*
Isn’t it neat how I can continue posting even after you told me to shut the fuck up? Isn’t it cool how I’m under no obligation whatsoever to accede to your request?
For what it’s worth…
I can appreciate dark humor…when it’s funny. I found llamasex’s posts more sophomoric than funny. They were too easy and demonstrated, to me, a more childish sort of “Look at me! I’m playing with my peepee!” aspect.
Lastly, thanks to UncleBeer and Gaudere for cleaning up the mess again.
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