# Ok, llamasex, you get your wish...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 13, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164 "2001-11-13T18:36:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/41 "2001-11-13T22:31:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> **Llamasex** finds a child being tortured to death by her parents to be funny? **In what universe is a child’s death the occasion for humor?**

The same one that came up with the following jokes:

**Q** : Hey, **gobear** , how do you make a dead baby float?

**A** :  
1 part **Milk**  
2 parts **Ice Cream**  
1 part **Dead Baby**

**Q** : Hey, **gobear** , whats about a foot tall, read, and can’t turn around in a narrow hallway?

**A** : A baby with a javelin through it’s skull!

Bah.

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### Author: ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/42 "2001-11-13T22:53:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hamlet \*  
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> My post that you quoted was to show that not everything is funny, and that some posts, like llamasex’s, are offensive. I wasn’t actually advocating that happening to his mother. There’s no reason to tell Rysdad to shut the fuck up over that.

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I understand now. It is perfectly ok for you to type something more offensive because you weren’t actually advocating anything happening to his mother. Oh, well that makes it ok then.

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> The only thing he posted was that quote. Nothing indicating he was joking, or that he had any feelings about how horrible this was. Just a smartass comment, with nothing else.

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So he didn’t put a little smiley face in his post, yeah that makes him the biggest ass of the year.  
Marc

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### Author: ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/43 "2001-11-13T23:02:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rysdad \*  
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> Yep, he violated the “don’t be a jerk” rule, and he posted in a trollish manner, e.g., posting something inflammatory just in order to garner a response.

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This is the Pit. And as you’ve demonstrated you’re allowed to be a jerk here. You yourself posted something inflammatory in the OP when you called someone an idiot. I guess that makes you guilty of trolling by your own criteria.

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> Isn’t it neat how I can continue posting even after you told me to shut the fuck up? Isn’t it cool how I’m under no obligation whatsoever to accede to your request?

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Yes. And of course just remember that you’re not a moderator and just because you think something is trollish behavior doesn’t make it so. What kind of asshole expects someone to be banned for posting something offensive in the Pit? I’m curious. Did you actually email a moderator and bitch about his post?

Marc

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### Author: ![hansel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6bbea6/32.png) [@hansel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hansel)
#### Post date: [November 13, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-llamasex-you-get-your-wish/93164/44 "2001-11-13T23:04:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gobear \*  
> \*\ ***Llamasex** finds a child being tortured to death by her parents to be funny? In what universe is a child’s death the occasion for humor?  
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A world where people understand what “whistling past the graveyard” means. A world where an Irish wake is an appropriate way to have a funeral.

A world where people’s ability to deal with grief and horror isn’t so insecure as to demand the same reaction from everyone else.

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