# Ok, maybe I should not have said that, but... **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-maybe-i-should-not-have-said-that-but/796126 **Category:** In My Humble Opinion **Created:** [September 12, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-maybe-i-should-not-have-said-that-but/796126 "2017-09-12T01:58:53Z") **Posts on this page:** 1 **Showing post:** 1
### Author: ![Urbanredneck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ea5d25/32.png) [@Urbanredneck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Urbanredneck) #### Post date: [September 12, 2017, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-maybe-i-should-not-have-said-that-but/796126/1 "2017-09-12T01:58:53Z")
Ever in one of those weird moods where maybe your working late, in a funny mood, people are relaxed and you and someone else will say tell an off color joke or make some odd sexual comment that yes, technically, was wrong but, what the hell? For me, this one time I was in the ER and about 4 in the morning and this rather attractive female Dr. and equal attractive female nurse were trying to remove some debris from my eye. I sat there quiet and calm as they struggled (they could not get it out). Anyways they asked why I was so calm and I said “Just picturing the 2 of you naked”. Well of course their were some gasps but I could tell they were not offended so I chimed in “what are you 2 embarrassed about? You have 2 great bodies, great shapes, not a bit of fat on you, you look awesome.” They laughed and were like “yeah right”. Well that kind of broke the ice and they act flattered so I chimed in “Nice tattoo” to the nurse. She looked at me and said “what tattoo?”. I said, “the one of the flower on your hip”. Well that floored her because she DID have a flower tattoo on her hip and she wondered how I knew (I just guessed) and we all had a good chuckle. BTW, years ago I worked in an ER at night and I knew the staff could get a little “weird” and I could get away with something like that. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-maybe-i-should-not-have-said-that-but/796126)._