# OK OK, I'll say it... Are there any bare naked ladies out there??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515 "2000-08-31T17:15:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/1 "2000-08-31T17:15:54Z")

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I knew it was inevitable, so I figured I would be the one to take off on the BNL fans thread. So, if there are any bare naked ladies out there right now that feel like sharing, by all means. This is your forum 😉

Duh

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/2 "2000-08-31T17:23:13Z")

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D-Man, you are priceless. 😉

I only wish I was bare naked–just so I could tell you. But, you know what? I’m betting there are gonna be some nekkid chicks chiming in here pretty soon.  
Wow…just think: women from all over the world telling you that they’re naked. Bet you didn’t think this would happend when you woke up this morning…

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**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/3 "2000-08-31T17:44:59Z")

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Thanx Struuter. I only wish you were naked so you could tell me all about it too! You are definitely right, I did not plan to hear from a bunch of naked women today, but now that I might… I don’t think my day could get much better 🙂

Duh

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/4 "2000-08-31T17:51:50Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DuhMan \*  
> \*\*I don’t think my day could get much better 🙂
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> Duh \*\*

I beg to differ. How about hearing this…  
“Say, D-Man…I’m naked. Just get up and walk over the the window and look at the house next door. Whaddya think?”

Yeah…that could possibly be better. Hmmm?

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**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/5 "2000-08-31T17:54:32Z")

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Hmmmmmm… since you put it that way… I guess there still is room for improvement. Now if I only knew which window to look out…

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/6 "2000-08-31T18:08:20Z")

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Hey!! I love the Barenaked Ladies! I have been a fan for years!! I saw them on tour a few years ago, the company I worked for was collecting money for breast cancer research at their show, we got to meet them after - they were AWESOME!! funny, totally down to earth - really excellent guys!

🙂 Happy memory…

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/7 "2000-08-31T18:12:02Z")

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I posted this to the OTHER thread by mistake!

Hey!! I love the Barenaked Ladies! I have been a fan for years!! I saw them on tour a few years ago, the company I worked for was collecting money for breast cancer research at their show, we got to meet them after - they were AWESOME!! funny, totally down to earth - really excellent guys!

🙂 Happy memory…

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/8 "2000-08-31T18:13:27Z")

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Please direct me to the exit of this strange universe…

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**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/9 "2000-08-31T18:17:12Z")

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Kelli… I think you still have it backwards. This is the thread dealing with actual naked women, the other thread is about the band. I knew someone would do it, so I figured it might as well be me. Besides… its so hot today, how can anyone stand to wear clothes??

Duh

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**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/10 "2000-08-31T18:23:49Z")

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HI! 😃

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**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/11 "2000-08-31T18:28:15Z")

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Hi Black… how are you doing today? Where are all my naked people??

Duh

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/12 "2000-08-31T21:48:05Z")

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Hello. I’m naked.

The air conditioning has been broken at work, so when I got home, I got a big glass of water, took off all my clothes, and sat down to check the board.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/13 "2000-08-31T21:56:27Z")

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How come it doesn’t suprise me that struuter was the first poster to this thread 🙂

Of course, how come when I read the thread title, the first person that came to my mind was struuter? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/14 "2000-08-31T22:00:12Z")

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Hey!! I love bare naked Ladies and I’ve been a fan for years!! I see em every now and then, not as often as I’d like, usually moreso when I have a steady girlfriend. I’m not a fan of all their work (naked Roseanne- _shudder_) but they’ve got some pretty good stuff.

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/15 "2000-09-01T01:19:01Z")

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Why yes I do just happen to be naked, but,I never said I was a lady

Is there a problem with that?

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/16 "2000-09-01T01:31:28Z")

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I love BNL, especially One Week and Who Needs Sleep, WNS really should be my school’s theme song, they keep us up most nights anyway. Procrastinate, they expect you too. But either way, just chiming in to say hi, and btw I’m naked too.

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**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/17 "2000-09-01T01:50:20Z")

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Okay, normally I am a late nite poster so you can guess that I usually post sky clad.  
But since it was 109 degrees with the heat index here in Iowa I have pretty much been like that all day.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/18 "2000-09-01T03:08:37Z")

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I love BNL. I used to belong to a BNL board, under the name alt\_girlfriend (it sounds like a newsgroup!) I’d kill for them to come out to Hawaii.

As for being naked, uh… no comment. 😃

Check out my sig!

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/19 "2000-09-01T03:24:03Z")

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Only topless, not naked though. I got to share that moment with someone else…woo hoo! :^D

Sorry, just took my new “happy drugs” (antidepressants) ::laughs maniacally::

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/20 "2000-09-01T03:27:02Z")

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Oh, it’s easy for you ladies to _SAY_ you’re naked, but the teeming millions need proof! Post pics 😃

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