# OK OK, I'll say it... Are there any bare naked ladies out there?? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515 "2000-08-31T17:15:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/21 "2000-09-01T03:47:08Z")
Then Hell, I’ll even send a picture of my body piercings. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/22 "2000-09-01T04:14:50Z")
Hey!! I love the Barenaked Ladies! I have been a fan for years!! I saw them on tour a few years ago, the company I worked for was collecting money for breast cancer research at their show, we got to meet them after - they were AWESOME!! funny, totally down to earth - really excellent guys! (Just contributing to the strange universe.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/23 "2000-09-01T12:26:15Z")
Wow… I knew you ladies wouldn’t let me down. Please keep em coming! I know there are more closet naked ladies out there 😉 Duh ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/24 "2000-09-01T13:08:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*How come it doesn’t suprise me that struuter was the first poster to this thread 🙂 > > Of course, how come when I read the thread title, the first person that came to my mind was struuter? :rolleyes: \*\* Wha…? Should I be hurt by that? Hmmmmm…I shudder to think what might make you think that. :eek D-Man, not naked today. Sorry. But here’s hoping you have a bevvy of lovelies giving you a head’s up. AHH! I didn’t mean that to sound that way. Erg. _slinks away in shame_ ---
**Author:** ![DuhMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@DuhMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DuhMan)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/25 "2000-09-01T13:55:05Z")
Struuter… I must say, I love the way you think… even if you do it subconsciously 😉 ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/26 "2000-09-01T14:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by struuter \* > [BWha…? Should I be hurt by that? Hmmmmm…I shudder to think what might make you think that._\* struuter, Please don’t take my comments in a hurtful way. I was only pointing out that you were a flirtatious person (hence the 1st to post to a thread about nakedness) and that I personally would like to think you are sitting there typing to this board nekkid (cuz I like flirting with you). I was only trying to be playful. No harm intended. Forgive me? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/27 "2000-09-01T15:00:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* No harm intended. Forgive me? \*\* Nothing to forgive. Just a self-check on my part. I’ll take your comments as complimentary and thank you. 😉 I should be a good girl and not flirt so much. You guys just make it so EASY. GADS! Everything I type seems like a double entendre. Bad struuter, bad struuter… ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/28 "2000-09-01T15:01:01Z")
And BTW, I’m not wearing anything right now, and I’m playing the bagpipes… What? I thought this was the bare naked **laddies** thread. My mistake. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/29 "2000-09-01T15:54:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mojo \* > \*\*And BTW, I’m not wearing anything right now, and I’m playing the bagpipes… > > What? I thought this was the bare naked **laddies** thread. My mistake. \*\* 😉 mojo. That was awesome. ‘We have a piper down. A piper is down…’ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/30 "2000-09-01T16:05:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > [BBad struuter, bad struuter… \*\* Hehehe, what a cool mental image this gives me… ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/31 "2000-09-01T16:28:07Z")
Am I the only one who opened up the People of the Straight Dope page at the same time I opened this thread? You know…just to see who’s posting… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/32 "2000-09-01T16:31:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > > [BBad struuter, bad struuter… \*\* > > Hehehe, what a cool mental image this gives me… \*\* _blush_ Oh…that’s not…um…you see…I meant…uh…gosh… _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![ShamaFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@ShamaFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShamaFrog)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/33 "2000-09-01T19:48:50Z")
[hijack] bare naked frog here to save struuter’s hamster [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/34 "2000-09-01T21:26:12Z")
Hey Duh, Not with just one home cooked meal you don’t… Maybe two 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/35 "2000-09-02T05:45:05Z")
…but typing is awkward as there is a Llama sucking on my left nipple right now… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515/36 "2000-09-03T00:20:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ruffian \* > \*\*…but typing is awkward as there is a Llama sucking on my left nipple right now… \*\* Good God :eek: :confused" What in the name of all that is holy are you doing with a llama stuck to your nipple?? Every body know it’s supposed to suck your right nipple. Jeez! Some people never learn. It’s right nipple llama, left nipple rodents. Or maybe it’s the other way around. L=llama R=rodent I am so sorry. You ARE correct. Please continue [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-ok-ill-say-it-are-there-any-bare-naked-ladies-out-there/31515.md?page=1)