# OK smart guy, here you go...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [June 6, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770 "2001-06-06T04:32:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/1 "2001-06-06T04:32:09Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=73095](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=73095)

See my reponse in the pit for the real story… Just look for Daemon as thread starter

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/2 "2001-06-06T04:34:37Z")

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Again, learn how to post.

I don’t see anything there where he says he wants to kill you or WILL kill you.

Again, show me some proof.

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/3 "2001-06-06T04:35:18Z")

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Ever heard of a joke?

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/4 "2001-06-06T04:37:58Z")

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So far, all I see is multiple violations of the SBMD rules - primarily the one which goes “don’t be a jerk”.

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**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/5 "2001-06-06T04:41:58Z")

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I take them seriously…

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/6 "2001-06-06T04:44:51Z")

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It’s **not** a threat. If I started a thread asking “Could I smoke crack through my anus and produce gekko-shaped clouds from my nostrils?” it doesn’t mean I have an interest in doing so. Just that I would like to know how it is possible.

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**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/7 "2001-06-06T04:49:56Z")

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My questions were purely hypothetical, but ML must have taken them seriously.

**He** is the ignoramus, not us!

Why doesn’t anyone understand that?

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/8 "2001-06-06T04:59:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Daemon \*  
> **My questions were purely hypothetical, but ML must have taken them seriously.**

So, no one else is allowed to have hypothetical posts?  
You are above us all? You are the only one allowed to have a hypothetical post? Did you ever think that **ML** ’s thread was hypothetical?  
Thanks for the insult, calling me a dumbass is all the proof I need that **ML** was making threats!

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**Author:** ![Daemon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Daemon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daemon)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/9 "2001-06-06T05:19:52Z")

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I’ve gone as far as you can go, what with **Cecil** answering my question and all.

What more is there to accomplish here?

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/10 "2001-06-06T05:24:23Z")

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You’re acting like you married the guy. Stop milking the cow of “1.7 seconds of fame” long enough to look down and make note that it’s actually a bull.

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**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/11 "2001-06-06T05:25:39Z")

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Oh, and nice cop out to elude the fact that you have no evidence. I still haven’t forgotten.

Another case of, “I’ve been proven wrong and I’ll be damned if anyone notices it”.

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**Author:** ![schief2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@schief2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schief2)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/12 "2001-06-06T05:31:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Daemon \*  
> **I’ve gone as far as you can go, what with Cecil answering my question and all.**

Welcome to the SDMB, and thank you for posting your comment.  
Please include a link to Cecil’s column if it’s on the Straight Dope web site.  
To include a link, it can be as simple as including the web page location in your post (make sure there is a space **before** and **after** the text of the URL).

Cecil’s column can be found on-line at: [Does civet come from tortured cats? Does kopi luwak coffee come from pre-eaten beans?](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/010525.html)

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 6, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-smart-guy-here-you-go/67770/13 "2001-06-06T05:48:43Z")

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Daemon, ML’s question was a play on your own thread. It was not, in any way, a serious threat. Quit starting new threads. And, in the future, if you have a problem like this, you might want to email a mod/admin instead of just starting threads. I check my mail far more often than I check each forum of the message board.

Lynn  
Administrator  
For the Straight Dope
