# Ok so I just burnt my nipple... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 2008, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706 "2008-11-27T15:23:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/61 "2008-11-30T19:42:35Z")
Had an 8 week old kitten give me a nipple pierce once… and the kitten lived! ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/62 "2008-11-30T20:10:18Z")
> [@SpecialAgentJem](#): > > Good news folks - my nipple is on the mend and should be back in business in no time! I like to think I’m not accident prone but over the pst few years I have done some stupid stuff > > - Managed to ride my sledge into fence in turn badly damaging my ankle > - Poured hot burning fat over my thumb > **- Ripped my nipples (quite a few times actually) against the part of the door indicated by the dark grey in [this](http://www.handleworld.co.uk/images/installation/handle-on-door.gif) picture.** > To be honest I’m suprised I have any nipples let to burn. > > Thanks for all your stories guys - its nice to know I’m not alone on this kind of thing. I think its time I get a dressing gown! > > Slightly off the question at hand but [this](http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/r1/scott-nipple-knee.jpg) really made me laugh Regarding the bolded part above. Door latches are usually 36 inches above the floor. How on earth do you rip your nipples on them, or are you about 45 inches tall? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/63 "2008-11-30T20:53:27Z")
> [@brownie55](#): > > Regarding the bolded part above. Door latches are usually 36 inches above the floor. How on earth do you rip your nipples on them, or are you about 45 inches tall? I would dearly love to hear the answer to this question. Even better would be photographic evidence, even if the nipples were not exposed to vulgar view. ---
**Author:** ![SpecialAgentJem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@SpecialAgentJem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpecialAgentJem)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/64 "2008-11-30T21:47:42Z")
I’m just five foot tall - these jutty out bits are ‘nipple line’. Perhaps my doors are different than everyone elses. I try and get a borrow of my friends camera and will provide you with your photographic proof! I don’t know if it’s the accident or the cold but my nipple has been erect ever since the incident (i.e. the nipple burning massacre). There is now a tiny scab like area and its still red and tender but _gives thumbs up_ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/65 "2008-12-01T00:16:36Z")
Oh, so you represent the lullaby league. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/66 "2008-12-01T00:52:06Z")
When I first enlisted in the Army I decided to go lifer – no tighty whities for me, boys, gimme the GI boxers. And extra starch on those fatigues, if you please! Over the course of basic training, however, several things happened: The fatigues became worn and began to retain more and more starch with each washing, thus making them stiffer; the boxers became somewhat worn, causing them to gap open in the front more; my body shed fat, bringing the front of my trousers closer to the front of my body. On a long road march back from the firing ranges the last week of boot camp, the little guy kept trying to sneak out through the front of my boxers, only to be rubbed raw by the starch-permeated cotton of the fatigues. Laden with over 60 pounds of gear, there was no way for me to shift anything. It was three hours of pure hell. Fortunately, I had several days to heal up before the end of training and a much-anticipated reunion with my bride. ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/67 "2008-12-01T02:50:34Z")
> [@clayton\_e](#): > > Full sensation and everything? Scarring badly? I guess the sensation’s there --no full analysis there as I’m more interested in nipples not my own. It’s slightly funky-shaped on the side, but unless you’re looking close you won’t notice much. That’s fire; as for goat damage I’ll have to chat old homeboy up and get back to you. ---
**Author:** ![laughingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@laughingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laughingboy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/68 "2008-12-01T04:52:48Z")
> [@CutterJohn](#): > > duct tape pasties Band name! Ladies and gentlemen, Raw Nipple and The Duct Tape Pasties!!! ---
**Author:** ![laughingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@laughingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/laughingboy)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/69 "2008-12-01T04:58:11Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > “She’s tongue-tied, want us to clip it?” I never knew this was an actual medical condition. Ignorance fought. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2008, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706/70 "2008-12-01T08:52:52Z")
I burned the skin off the tip of my nipple once, its amazing how sensitive that thing can be. mine involved fire and a random flame that shot up the inside of my shirt from the waste and managed to burn only my friggin nipple. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-i-just-burnt-my-nipple/474706.md?page=3)