# OK, so now the Department of Homeland Security is patrolling the Highway...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-now-the-department-of-homeland-security-is-patrolling-the-highway/215889>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 29, 2003, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-now-the-department-of-homeland-security-is-patrolling-the-highway/215889 "2003-11-29T08:52:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-now-the-department-of-homeland-security-is-patrolling-the-highway/215889/21 "2003-12-01T17:20:55Z")

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[Monty Python]  
I need to get a siren, where should I go?  
Wal-Mart!  
The police!  
_The Wal-Mart police!_  
“THE WAL-MART POLICE!”  
[/Monty Python]

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-so-now-the-department-of-homeland-security-is-patrolling-the-highway/215889/22 "2003-12-01T17:22:51Z")

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I would sooo like to work for the Department of Heavy Shit.

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