# ok which version of hell would you wanna be in ?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 1, 2019, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777 "2019-02-01T10:33:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/21 "2019-02-02T00:31:39Z")

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Definitely the cold. You can always put on a sweater.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/22 "2019-02-02T00:36:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> In temperatures above 40 C (104 F) the human body begins to experience heat exhaustion. Once the temperature exceeds 41 C (105 F), the body starts to shut down.

Which is normal summer, even mild, temps here in Sacramento.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/23 "2019-02-02T00:41:18Z")

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Oh, I hates them both.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/24 "2019-02-02T02:12:55Z")

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As much as I hate the cold - and I hate, hate, hate the cold - I’m also prone to heat exhaustion so I chose the polar vortex. And really, it’s the devil I’m used to.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/25 "2019-02-02T02:18:15Z")

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> [@kanicbird](#):
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> And why do people get the notion that they get to chose what version of Hell they get to go to, you go to where the Dark Lord ™ says to go, you don’t get a say.

Right. Polls like this trigger my inner “please dont throw me in that briar patch.”

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/26 "2019-02-02T02:56:53Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Definitely the cold. You can always put on a sweater.

You think a sweater could help you in -40 degrees?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/27 "2019-02-02T05:41:05Z")

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I lived in Kuwait and Iraq. I can definitely take the heat better than the cold.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/28 "2019-02-02T09:25:37Z")

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When I moved to Australia from NZ I did so with the anticipation of finally having a warm summer for a change, and the winters being much milder. And for the first 15 years that was the case, it has been predictably pleasant for most of the year, with the occasional cold month and the occasional excessively hot month.

This has changed. In the last five years it has been an unpredictable year with extremes at levels I have never felt before, and it’s really been unpleasantly uncomfortable for longer periods. For the first time I am tempted to look towards returning to New Zealand where Climate Change has apparently made the winters more mild and the summers warmer, just like Australia used to be.

It’s a bittersweet change, but also still unpredictable, so I still hesitate.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/29 "2019-02-02T11:15:00Z")

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Australia. There’s no such thing as “too hot.”

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-which-version-of-hell-would-you-wanna-be-in/828777/30 "2019-02-02T13:42:24Z")

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> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#):
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> In polar temperatures, such as we in Chicago just experienced, you have to watch out for freezing, frostbite, slipping on ice, traffic on ice, etc.

Agreed. I’m in Indiana, and the ice has been worse than the temperature or wind. My idea of Hell would include having to walk a dog year-round on slippery pavement that features jagged chunks of ice hardened to the toe-stubbing potential of rocks.

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