# OK, who wants to be my lesbian bride? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209 "2000-10-17T01:57:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/81 "2000-10-20T01:28:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dragonlady \* > \*\*No offense Byz, but my heart longed for Anthracite. > And I’m sure that either evilbeth or vix would be happy to oil you! \*\* Perhaps you would like to appeal the current ruling? Present your case. I’m always open to being swayed… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/82 "2000-10-20T02:29:09Z")
No, no appeals. I’m sure that considerable thought went into your decision and you are the only one who knows what’s right for you. Besides, with my hesitant bi-sexuality, well, I might just not be able to give up men for the long term. And that just wouldn’t do. So, fare thee well, my darling. I’ll be in the front row at the wedding, waiting to kiss the brides! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/83 "2000-10-20T02:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dragonlady \* > \*\*No, no appeals. I’m sure that considerable thought went into your decision and you are the only one who knows what’s right for you. Besides, with my hesitant bi-sexuality, well, I might just not be able to give up men for the long term. And that just wouldn’t do. > So, fare thee well, my darling. I’ll be in the front row at the wedding, waiting to kiss the brides! \*\* Errr…actually, from what I have seen of what you have to say here, **dragonlady** , I like you an awful lot. And I like you, **vix** , an awful lot too! 🙂 And please don’t take it too hard - this is a silly little humorous thread, anyhow. What it did accomplish is to introduce us to each other OL, and I found there is a really great **dragonlady** out there! And a pretty cool **vix** too! But if I must choose, I have to choose **evilbeth**. Both because of some of the imagery of her responses, and her sweet letter she wrote me. So **evilbeth** , do you want to be my SDMB virtual lesbian bride? ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/84 "2000-10-20T03:14:31Z")
Mom never did listen. Sigh. I suppose that I could get used to evilbeth as a parent. (providing she accepts.) I’m going to require bribing, though. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/85 "2000-10-20T03:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*Mom never did listen. Sigh. \*\* I know. Sometimes, they’re as bad as daughters. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/86 "2000-10-20T03:53:24Z")
::teary acceptance:: Of course, I accept! This is the happiest day of my life! 🙂 andygirl, what would you like? How could I bribe you? Let me do some research and get back to you! (I can only post for a minute–I have a paper due tomorrow and I also have a really hard mid-term! I’m sorry!) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/87 "2000-10-20T04:33:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*::teary acceptance:: > > Of course, I accept! This is the happiest day of my life! 🙂 > \*\* (Una is all a-flutter now…) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/88 "2000-10-20T16:47:05Z")
Wow, I was out of the loop for a while! (Ya know, only able to post at work… actually having to **do** work… it’s a hardship) Anyway, congrats Anthracite and evilbeth! You’ll make a fabulous couple! And, Anthracite, there certainly aren’t any hard feelings, and I was glad to meet you too! 🙂 -vix, virtual bridesmaid (?) ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/89 "2000-10-20T17:07:28Z")
So when’s the wedding? Will you be assigning other members of the party and duties soon? Nosy spiders want to know! -----😛 —////\\ ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209/90 "2000-10-20T17:20:17Z")
Yes, there are many things to decide. Bridesmaids? Ring-bearing cat? Officiator? Guest list? Type of wedding ceremony - Full Roman Catholic? Jewish? UNAtarian? ( 🙂 ) Pagan? Wiccan? Hindu? Beatnik? Type of rings? Vows? Pre-nuptual agreement? Wedding music - Vivaldi, or Rage Against the Machine? Or something in-between? Live or recorded? Attire - Gowns? Material? Color? Catering? Cake? Bartender or not? Location? Price? and most importantly (gulp!) Honeymoon plans??? Yipe! **Beth?** Anyone? Help! My Goodness! I had no idea when I got into this that there was so much to plan! I feel so overwhelmed…eeeeeeeekkkkkk!!! (pulls out hair and hides under the covers…) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-be-my-lesbian-bride/37209.md?page=4)