# Ok, who wants to visit me? (Flirtin' females welcome!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979 "2001-03-29T15:42:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/21 "2001-03-30T01:46:04Z")
**Persephone!** You know you’re my best friend in the whole world, right? (As long as “the whole world” refers to SDMB.) I wanna meet you like … er… like a shark wants to eat a human. You know you’re WAY UP on my list, right? Right? [And that list is the FDIWB. I’ll keep the definition of THAT acronym a lil secret…] **True Pisces** , You leave my friend **Falcon** alone! She’s charming, witty, and intelligent! [dan is awarded 1,000 brownie points.] **Tequila** my dear! Thanks. Thanks for the invite and the compliment! You are hereby awarded a kiss on each nipple. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/22 "2001-03-30T02:04:38Z")
Dan - Just emailed my phone number. 🙂 And yeah, you earned some brownie points. You know, you get a prize at every 1000… _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/23 "2001-03-30T02:40:40Z")
Newbie to newbie, I’d love to visit you, but California’s far far away, in another land…sigh… ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/24 "2001-03-30T02:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Falcon \* > \*\*Dan - > > Just emailed my phone number. 🙂 And yeah, you earned some brownie points. You know, you get a prize at every 1000… _smooch_ \*\* :😊: Man, she giveth great phoneth. _smooch_ backatcha! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/25 "2001-03-30T03:04:33Z")
> [@](#): > > I wanna meet you like … er… like a shark wants to eat a human. You know you’re WAY UP on my list, right? Right? Wow! I think I’ve got me a new sig. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/26 "2001-03-30T03:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*:😊: > > Man, she giveth great phoneth. > > _smooch_ backatcha! \*\* _blushes_ Hey, yer not so bad yerself. 🙂 And Pers? I’ll give ya a full report. Deal? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/27 "2001-03-30T03:29:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyn \* > \*\*Newbie to newbie, I’d love to visit you, but California’s far far away, in another land…sigh… \*\* Awww… I’m sorry, **Cyn**! Well, when I get my flux capacitor working again, I’ll zip on over. Deal? Oh, and do you have a pic? It’s the law. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/28 "2001-03-30T03:35:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > > In lieu of meeting, I’ll accept a naked pic. > > \*\* The ones of me or the ones of Falcon? 😃 BTW, I rushed home and checked my closets and under the bed and…well, nothing. No special friends waiting for me. You really need to get that Closet of Thought fixed. ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/29 "2001-03-30T05:03:51Z")
Fine be that way. Although you could always join us for lunch every other Friday (including tomorrow Mar. 30) at noon at the White House exit of McPherson Square. We do lunch for an hour in a public place. Usually a place that has both vegetarian and non-vegetarian fare, non-alcoholic (since most of us have to go back to work). Only thing that doesn’t meet your criteria is both males and females attend. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/30 "2001-03-30T10:46:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\ ***True Pisces** , > > You leave my friend **Falcon** alone! She’s charming, witty, and intelligent! [dan is awarded 1,000 brownie points.]\*\* Darling dear friend of mine, you need to read what I wrote again if you think I was picking on her, I was **complimenting** her! Now go get your eyes examined before you read your next post! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/31 "2001-03-31T23:18:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Darling dear friend of mine, you need to read what I wrote again if you think I was picking on her, I was **complimenting** her! Now go get your eyes examined before you read your next post! 😛 \*\* O, that my too too sullied flesh should melt… Ok, so you’re right. You were being nice. I was being obtuse! Here’s my **Falcon Report** : I didn’t tell her, but I had some problems finding her place. Who would have thought there were so many apartments with the same letter? Hope that old lady taking a shower with what looked like a drunk Pomeranian wasn’t too upset. I think I disturbed “Happy Time.” Anyway, I made it with time to spare. One look at the Dick Tracy watch on my wrist tells me… Nothing. It cannot speak. So we went to lunch. I found **Falcon** to be an utter delight! I hope she didn’t mind me picking my teeth with that lady’s nail file. Even if she _is_ still using it, I think it’s something Miss Manners surely would have approved of. I’ll have to write her. The meal was yummy. Was it wrong for me to put my elbows on the table? Maybe not. What about my ankles? They seemed so comfortable. The waitress didn’t mind, either. Hubba, hubba! But I digress. So FINALLY I meet one of you Doper persons. I’ll be damned; not only are you real and not the robots I thought you to be, you’re also wonderful, warm, charming people, if my new best friend **Falcon** is any indication! We laughed, we cried, we danced the rumba naked while playing chess with our toes… It was pure heaven, and I shall never forget it. To make sure, I had ninja cameramen secretly videotape the whole thing. I’ll bring it to the next DopeFest I go to. Which’ll be the first. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/32 "2001-04-01T15:55:20Z")
Okay, now I want Falcon’s version. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/33 "2001-04-01T20:23:07Z")
After Dan’s post, I’m not sure I can do a description justice… 😉 It was a lot of fun. Dan is just as sweet and fun as he is online. Even if he DID use my emery board to pick his teeth. (Didn’t that HURT, hon?) And I _think_ I convinced him to come to a DC dopefest. Maybe. 🙂 (We’re all normal! Honest! Well, sorta. Maybe. We’re not TOO crazy…) Oh, and he’s a cutie, too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/34 "2001-04-01T20:32:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, and he’s a cutie, too. That I can vouch for too. I’ve got a picture of him. 😃 [sub]In a _suit,_ you deves![/sub] I’m glad you had a good time, though! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/35 "2001-04-01T20:35:02Z")
I won’t ask about ‘changing’… ::screwing the ducking, just fleeing… fast:: ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/36 "2001-04-01T20:45:38Z")
Chief? C’mere. _slaps him. HARD._ Shut up. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/37 "2001-04-01T20:54:01Z")
What?!! No smilies?!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/38 "2001-04-01T20:58:14Z")
Why would there be a smilie if I wasn’t joking, Chief? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-who-wants-to-visit-me-flirtin-females-welcome/59979/39 "2001-04-01T21:01:41Z")
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