# OK you made your point, fat boy: NOW MOVE THE FUCKING CAR

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 26, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071 "2011-01-26T17:52:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/101 "2011-01-28T06:19:57Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I mis-read that as “gravy wells.” Oy vey.

Well, the concepts are related.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/102 "2011-01-28T06:20:20Z")

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I’m going to take note of all your names, for when somebody next says “eat a damn sandwich” in relation to a thin person. If it is one of you, who are now crying foul at a fat remark, ye shall feel my wrath.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/103 "2011-01-28T13:40:31Z")

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Can a moderator change the thread title to “OK you made your point, f_r_at boy”?

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/104 "2011-01-28T14:37:12Z")

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I trust that once he moved his vehicle, the Monsieur was offered a wafer-thin mint?

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/105 "2011-01-28T15:07:52Z")

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Fuck off. He was full.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/106 "2011-01-28T15:49:07Z")

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Eet’s way-fair theen…

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/107 "2011-01-28T20:01:10Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Well, he is The President. He’s a busy guy.

Maybe he’s the president of Egypt.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/108 "2011-01-29T05:49:53Z")

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I fear **El Presidente** has been deposed. Soon we will see the following pit thread:

**I pit the crotchetey old geezers who parked illegally and forced a nice portly gentleman to interrupt his meal and move his car.**

Posted by \*\* El Sandanista!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/109 "2011-01-29T13:13:33Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> I fear **El Presidente** has been deposed. Soon we will see the following pit thread:
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> **I pit the crotchetey old geezers who parked illegally and forced a nice portly gentleman to interrupt his meal and move his car.**
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> Posted by \*\* El Sandanista!\*\*

Geezers: First up against the wall when the revolution comes.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ok-you-made-your-point-fat-boy-now-move-the-fucking-car/569071/110 "2011-01-29T19:24:01Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> He’s got no choice - he’s trapped in their gravity wells.

… like a J. Howard Marshall tetherball to a Anna Nicole pole.

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