# Okay, finally found it.  SImply the most insanely disgusting thing ever.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 1, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320 "2001-09-01T18:56:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/21 "2001-09-02T03:05:09Z")

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I actually saw a video that was like that, except it was the lesbian version. Needless to say, just because it was lesbians did _NOT_ make it any sexier. And yes, it was still japanese.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/22 "2001-09-02T03:41:47Z")

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Japscat was still worse. No, I’m not kidding.

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**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/23 "2001-09-02T03:44:55Z")

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Man, I hope they didn’t have sushi for dinner, 'cause that’d \* really\* be nasty.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/24 "2001-09-02T03:54:53Z")

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Sweet sugar-frosted Christ. This is the most disgusting thread I’ve ever read.

As for the OP, I don’t know what I’m more disturbed by…the fact that two people who could be into that kind of thing actually found each other, the fact that it was taped, or the fact that there could potentially be a market for this kind of thing.

Wonder if that means that these people would regard the mass-puking scene in **Stand by Me** as erotic.

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**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/25 "2001-09-02T04:13:12Z")

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What? You all have never tried this?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/26 "2001-09-02T15:15:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Atreyu \*  
> \*\*Sweet sugar-frosted Christ. \*\*

New cuss word! New cuss word!

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**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/27 "2001-09-02T15:35:59Z")

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At least two of them found each other, which cuts down the odds of one of us running into them and having the worst first sleepover date EVER.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/28 "2001-09-02T18:09:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sofa King \*  
> \*\*Japscat was still worse. No, I’m not kidding. \*\*

If I were a “virgin” to this sort of thing, and ran across both simultaneously, I might be hard pressed to choose. But I’m \* almost \* inured to shit-eaters at this point, they are so common on the net.

So if you include points for originality, “Fun With Vomitus and Liquid Boogers” is probably going to hold the title for awhile.

I hope. :eek:

stoid

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/29 "2001-09-02T21:14:37Z")

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Am I the only person who **isn’t** actually made ill by this? It almost sounds amusing.

Hell, it DOES sound amusing. But then, I watch surgery for fun.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/30 "2001-09-02T21:27:47Z")

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Quick, wrap your post up in a pill bottle, and sell it as the new, sure fire diet.

Bleh.

Excuse me while I go puke into an appropriate receptacle.

:::: exits stage left, running ::::

E.

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**Author:** ![Lionors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c37758/32.png) [@Lionors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionors)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/31 "2001-09-02T21:28:56Z")

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I belong firmly in the category of ‘hey, if it floats their boat and they both agree, fine and dandy.’ Not too darn much surprises me anymore, either.

That being said…ain’t NO way, uh-huh, nohow. Although I’m not terribly squeamish as a rule, I happen to be one of those who can’t even get a whiff of vomitus without having to fight the urge to bring lunch back up for another look.

Having two people who both enjoy this AND found each other…soul-mates? Bowl-mates? I give. Glad they…er…found someone with mutual tastes (pun intended) and I’m REALLY glad no one’s ever tried that on me.

Stoid, I nominate you for the person who has done the most to keep people ON their diets for this week. Congrats. 😉

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/32 "2001-09-02T21:42:33Z")

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WHY DO I READ THESE THREADS???

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/33 "2001-09-02T23:46:50Z")

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Holy Christ! Stoid-I would’ve thought reviewing porn would be pretty cool.

That’s just scary.

Besides, isn’t that somewhat unsanitary? Now, look-I know sex involves bodily fluid exchange. However, if it’s something you ate, wouldn’t it be kind of icky, like if you had a stomach ache, or something?

I mean, I for one HATE the taste of puke. I HATE puking, I’ll do anything to avoid it. Christ.

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**Author:** ![Yersinia\_Pestis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ccd318/32.png) [@Yersinia\_Pestis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yersinia_Pestis)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/34 "2001-09-02T23:53:33Z")

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If anybody needs me, I’ll be off soaking my eyeballs in bleach.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/35 "2001-09-03T03:52:55Z")

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Oh. My. God.  
_after a stunned moment_ ew ewww eeeeeeeeewwwww ew ew ew ew ew ew ew eeeew eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewewewewewewew EEEEYUCK!!!  
_runs off mumbling “ick ick ew yuck ick yuck ew ew ew ugh ick ick” to herself_

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/36 "2001-09-03T04:19:39Z")

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are stranded in the desert, and they haven’t had anything to eat in a _loooong_time. They just keep walking, trying to find something, anything, and getting weaker and weaker, while the buzzards circle them and wait for the end.

Then one of the older buzzards expires of natural causes, and falls at the guys’ feet with a big THUMP. One of the guys screams unintelligibly and dives in, pulling feathers out and biting in with his teeth. He eats the buzzard, all but the beak and feet, while the other guy just stands watching.

Finally he’s finished, and he stands back up and turns to his friend. Then a look of dismay passes over his face, and he commences to vomiting up everything he just ate. The other guy waits 'til he’s done, then dropps to the ground and sucks up the vomit.

The first guy, who has sort of recovered, gasps “What the hell did you do _that_for?”

The other one smiles. “I was determined to wait for a hot meal.”

I dunno…this thread just seemed like a good place to put it.

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/37 "2001-09-03T05:13:13Z")

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…but I could sure wish I had.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/38 "2001-09-03T05:51:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Am I the only person who isn’t actually made ill by this? It almost sounds amusing.

I gotcha matched right there, Punny-boy. I have this odd, natural tendency to become “used to” something really quick.

Y’know what I always found more disgusting than the OP, at least in concept? Snuff porn. I haven’t come across many “real life” examples of it (plenty of hentai animations, though), but it’s when you inflict a wound on someone else’s body, then fuck the wound. Several common images are slicing out a woman’s cheeks, then getting a blowjob from the new orifice.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/39 "2001-09-03T09:40:10Z")

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Dog Gammit! Stoid! I blaim YOU! Today I was out driving non-chalantly minding my OWN business when I saw a vanity plate in front of me reading “2 Taboo”… then I started thinking, “yeah but whats taboo”, then I rememebered THIS thread and started recalling it and really thinking about it. For no reason, in the middle of the afternoon, driving alone in my car I actually physiclly GAGGED at a thought! My next thought was DAMN YOU STOID!!! Just thought you’d like to know the impact of your story on someones day to day life. :mad: 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/40 "2001-09-03T09:47:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by OpalCat_  
> :::gouging out eyes:::  
> WHY DO I READ THESE THREADS???

I’m with OpalCat.

But as soon as it says “don’t”, “no” or “disgusting” I have to open it.

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