# Okay, finally found it. SImply the most insanely disgusting thing ever. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 1, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320 "2001-09-01T18:56:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/41 "2001-09-03T10:04:53Z")
I actually passed this thread up 2 times then said oh what the hell. Sigh. But this still rates second among those types of things not related to death. I’ve seen the other side too Stoid, it’s addictive downloading things. We’ll probably never really learn. Anyway what ranks first I came across in [**jarbabyj** ’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=81911) thread on underpants tales which linked to a site which contained the following lines spoked by a young Japanese (again) girl. p.s. I’m sorry but hey, this is the thread it belongs in. > [@](#): > > “It costs a lot to buy underwear if you’re away from home for two or three days, right? That’s why I always used the protective sheets,” Kyoko says. “But I’ve stopped using them now. I used to leak a real lot of fluids. My panties would get all crunchy and the hairs would stick to them. It really hurt when I changed my undies.” That this gets me more may just be me. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/42 "2001-09-03T10:09:20Z")
So, Stoid, when’re you gonna post a link to this vomitorium, eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/43 "2001-09-03T11:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kayeby \* > \*\*Didn’t the Marquis de Sade do something similar? Ick, ick, ick. \*\* Yes. I believe it was described in his novel, _Justine_. ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/44 "2001-09-03T11:39:36Z")
- - - I try to explain this sort of thing to the non-computing cretins at work: what is so entertaining about the net is not that you can find gross & odd stuff, it’s that you can find entire _digital shrines_ dedicated to very minor, very particular gross & odd stuff; something someone has spent their whole life putting together, ridiculousness notwithstanding. - MC ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/45 "2001-09-03T17:02:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > Snuff porn. I haven’t come across many “real life” examples of it (plenty of hentai animations, though), but it’s when you inflict a wound on someone else’s body, then fuck the wound. Squicking . . . yeah. Not really grossed out by that, either. It takes a lot, folks. And I’m not sure that’s such a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/46 "2001-09-03T23:16:21Z")
Kay is right on this. I actually wrote about this kiss here probably more than a year ago, I think. "Then he sticks his finger down his throat and proceeds to vomit all over her face. She, of course, opens her mouth to catch as much as possible. Yum. " This is the Marquis De Sade ‘kiss’. It is his favorite kiss & he writes about it in his book. Isn’t art wonderful Stoid? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/47 "2001-09-04T17:21:49Z")
It occurred to me yesterday: the fictional character who would be perfect for this paricular kink is Stan in _South Park_. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/48 "2001-09-04T20:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carnivorousplant \* > \*\*They canceled Mr. Roger’s yesterday…and now this. \*\* Oh, I swear to fucking god, if you tell me the man was wearing a cardigan that was pale yellow I will throw myself under the VERY CLOSEST TRAIN I can find. :eek: Cartooniverse I have to go lie down now. I’m not well. Not well at all. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/49 "2001-09-04T21:06:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Stoid \* > \*\*Okay…now I want to know…how is it possible that not only do at least 2 people on the face of the earth share this completely unbelievable fetish, but that they even found each other? > > stoid \*\* “Hey, baby, I want to try something a little bit different tonight - that ok with you?” “Sure, honey. Whatcha got it mind?” “Oh, let me surprise you…” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/50 "2001-09-05T00:07:49Z")
Yeesh-and you thought plushies were bad… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/51 "2001-09-05T00:56:47Z")
And today is the day that I come to the realization that I am not nearly as knowledgeable as I had thought. In the past three weeks, I have had to ask for definitions for ‘squicking’, ‘queefing’, ‘dutch oven’, and now I read this. At this rate, my hymen is growing back and any sexual thoughts I have ever had in my life are no longer there. Just to know that there are some of the above-mentioned kinks out there make me feel like a babe in the big, scary, perverse woods. I’m gonna go lay down now. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/52 "2001-09-05T01:41:29Z")
I was browsing homepage’s favorite links, and ran across something I couldn’t believe. It was a site dedicated to men using aquarium pumps to blow up their bellies as big as they could get them. Air hose went up the butt. I thought this had to be a gag page, but found out otherwise when I clicked a name on the page. I can’t imagine risking your life by doing this, just to see who can blow up the biggest sized gut. One guy actually used a syringe needle in the belly button to do this. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/53 "2001-09-05T04:11:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*At this rate, my hymen is growing back and any sexual thoughts I have ever had in my life are no longer there. \*\* WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!! How’s about about a date babe??? How YOU doin??? **dances** ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/54 "2001-09-05T04:18:39Z")
A small hijack: **Whammo** , you are the Bluto Blutarsky of this message board, and I dearly love you for it. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/55 "2001-09-05T05:25:04Z")
I saw one where a man injects scrambled egg into the rectum of a girl with a caulker or something similar, and then she proceeds to shit it out on a hot plate, where it is cooked and then eaten. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/56 "2001-09-05T21:49:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > > \*\*At this rate, my hymen is growing back and any sexual thoughts I have ever had in my life are no longer there. \*\* > > WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!! How’s about about a date babe??? How YOU doin??? **dances** \*\* I am confused. ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/57 "2001-09-14T04:19:43Z")
He’s looking to lay a virgin, **Ginger**. As fo the OP, I’m of mixed reactions. I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit (not in a sexual or erotic way, BTW). ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/58 "2001-09-14T09:09:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Elenfair \* > \*\*Excuse me while I go puke into an appropriate receptacle. > > :::: exits stage left, running :::: > > E. \*\* Oh, honestly…must you turn _every thread_ into a flirtfest?? :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/59 "2001-09-14T10:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > > Snuff porn. I haven’t come across many “real life” examples of it (plenty of hentai animations, though), but it’s when you inflict a wound on someone else’s body, then fuck the wound. > > Squicking . . . yeah. Not really grossed out by that, either.\*\* “Snuff” is more than just “squicking”. Actually, “snuff” started out as when you sliced off someone’s head (man or woman, doesn’t matter) and then fuck the throat. It “evolved” to include just about any wound-fucking. Say, you stab your girlfriend in the leg with a big knife, and then get it on with the wound. Or forcing your penis into her ear with enough force that it widens the orifice enough to do the job. Fun, giggle-iscious stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320/60 "2001-09-14T19:13:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*[Or forcing your penis into her ear with enough force that it widens the orifice enough to do the job. \*\* I have never encountered a penis that would be capable of doing this, and I hope I never do! :eek: stoid [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-finally-found-it-simply-the-most-insanely-disgusting-thing-ever/79320.md?page=4)