# Okay, guys: what is the deal with lap dances?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 3, 2013, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-what-is-the-deal-with-lap-dances/665225 "2013-08-03T03:42:46Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 8, 2013, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-what-is-the-deal-with-lap-dances/665225/80 "2013-08-08T07:18:10Z")

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i found this new post on a scam warning an appropriate reply to this thread.

> [@I had no idea they were selling sex at the mall!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-had-no-idea-they-were-selling-sex-at-the-mall/665661/11):
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> …
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > … A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot,  
> > Costco, or even Wal-Mart customers. This one caught me totally by  
> > surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while  
> > out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be  
> > quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to  
> > you or your friends.
> > 
> > Here’s how the scam works:
> > 
> > Two seriously good-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or  
> > truck as you are packing your shopping into your vehicle. They both  
> > start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts  
> > almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It’s impossible not to  
> > look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ but  
> > instead ask for a ride to McDonald’s.
> > 
> > You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start  
> > undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other  
> > one steals your wallet.
> > 
> > I had my wallet stolen Sep. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,  
> > 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Oct. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd,  
> > 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this  
> > upcoming weekend. …
> 
> Seeing pretty girls is one of the most wonderful pleasures in a man’s life. On a bad day, it might be the only one.

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