# Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/1 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")
Here she is: > **[HuffPost - Breaking News, U.S. and World News](https://www.huffpost.com/?err_code=404&err_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2010%2F01%2F10%2Froxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo_n_417976.html)** > > Read the latest headlines, news stories, and opinion from Politics, Entertainment, Life, Perspectives, and more. Whaddaya think? There are six pictures at the bottom of the page. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/2 "2010-01-12T23:31:33Z")
I don’t think so. It’s got too much of an Uncanny Valley thing going on for my tastes. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/3 "2010-01-12T23:31:35Z")
No. I don’t even have to look at the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/4 "2010-01-12T23:34:50Z")
That’s just nasty. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/5 "2010-01-12T23:39:42Z")
> [@](#): > > Hines said he was inspired to create the robot after a friend died in the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks. Well, of course he did. After that horrific day, didn’t we _all_ want to go out and build sex robots? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/6 "2010-01-12T23:41:41Z")
I don’t know about sex, but install GPS and I’d use it in the HOV lane. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/7 "2010-01-12T23:53:15Z")
It’s _horrible_. I’d rather have sex with an animal (and believe me, that’s not high on the list). ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/8 "2010-01-12T23:53:16Z")
Does it talk or not? ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/9 "2010-01-12T23:58:27Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Does it talk or not? Why? Is that a dealbreaker for you? OP: No. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/10 "2010-01-12T23:58:50Z")
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: Fuck no. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/11 "2010-01-12T23:59:24Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Well, of course he did. After that horrific day, didn’t we _all_ want to go out and build sex robots? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/12 "2010-01-12T23:59:55Z")
I foresee an exceptionally high view : post ratio for this one. I’d _try_ to fuck the thing, but I don’t know if I could keep it hard. I’m not sure that I could. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/13 "2010-01-13T00:01:36Z")
I would consider sex with a robot but it would have to be more attractive than that one. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/14 "2010-01-13T00:03:43Z")
It would take a whole lotta cash. And a promise that nobody would ever, ever know. Even then I’m not sure… ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/15 "2010-01-13T00:03:49Z")
Oh _hell_ no. Besides the creepy uncanny valley aspect, that look on its face seems … unpleasantly _surprised_. Like she was just stabbed through the heart. Also, its teeth look like the rest of its “flesh,” which is kind of creepy in its own right. ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/16 "2010-01-13T00:04:06Z")
I think I’d go for [this robot](http://jasontheodor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rosie.jpg) before that creepy, corpse-like creature of the night. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/17 "2010-01-13T00:04:58Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > Why? Is that a dealbreaker for you? > > OP: No. Yes. Every time Paris Hilton or Britney Spears talks I loose a little wood. Dammit, its obvious that thing talks like hell. I am going to have to wait till AI gets ALOT better. Those pics are too damn funny though. I wonder if the Frigid Farrah model comes at a discount? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/18 "2010-01-13T00:05:37Z")
It would be less creepy to install an artificial vagina on a Furby. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/19 "2010-01-13T00:10:16Z")
Why oh why did they have to go for the slack-jawed deer-in-the-headlights look? That’s one of the worst things about porn! Oh, and re the OP? _No._. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It would be less creepy to install an artificial vagina on a Furby. Don’t give them ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/20 "2010-01-13T00:13:18Z")
I don’t think it’s actually possible to have sex with a device like that. It would certainly be possible to use it in masturbation, and it’s conceivable that I might consider doing so (though I’d want a sexbot that looked a lot hotter and was able to produce at least some movement), but I wouldn’t consider that “sex”, any more than using a fleshlight is sex. Now, if it actually behaved like a human, that’d be different, and that appears to be the direction that this company is aiming in (though falling hugely far of the mark, so far). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=2)