# Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/21 "2010-01-13T00:14:29Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It would be less creepy to install an artificial vagina on a Furby. You don’t know many Furries, do you? The 9/11 thing made me laugh so hard, god help me. What next? Finding out the Fleshlight was inspired by Pearl Harbor? Sounds as roundabout and plausible as most excuses for why a guy got his penis stuck in a vacuum cleaner. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/22 "2010-01-13T00:14:37Z")
> [@cuauhtemoc](#): > > No. I don’t even have to look at the pictures. > [@Onomatopoeia](#): > > That’s just nasty. > [@Chimera](#): > > :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: > > Fuck no. > [@Mangetout](#): > > It’s _horrible_. I’d rather have sex with an animal (and believe me, that’s not high on the list). Well, there goes any race of ego that I had left. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/23 "2010-01-13T00:16:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It would be less creepy to install an artificial vagina on a Furby. I can’t let that pass without posting a link to [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6vquRFM-4Y). SFW youtube link, but you’re going to want to turn the volume down if you’re at work. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/24 "2010-01-13T00:17:29Z")
Not a chance. I’ll wait until they upgrade to the [Cherry 2000](http://cicorp.com/robot/Cherry/Cherry2000.jpg). Mmmm…Pamela Gidley… ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/25 "2010-01-13T00:18:36Z")
Not a man, but even if I was, no freaking way. I’m surprised that she’s so average looking. You’d think that if someone was going to make a doll like this, she’d at least have better face. She looks like a mouthbreathing prostitute with a coke habit. ---
**Author:** ![Sanity\_Challenged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sanity\_Challenged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanity_Challenged)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/26 "2010-01-13T00:20:30Z")
Hell, no. I’ve seen how those movies end. ---
**Author:** ![Mikemike2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikemike2/32/305_2.png) [@Mikemike2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikemike2)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/27 "2010-01-13T00:21:05Z")
When I read the OP I though you were refering to this **[robot](http://www.hyperbate.com/dernier/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cherry2000_1.jpg)**. If my wife can have an electric toy, so can I :eek:. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/28 "2010-01-13T00:21:38Z")
Wait a minute! It can’t move, but it CAN talk, and it’s a sex robot? They got it backwards. No. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/29 "2010-01-13T00:25:51Z")
Nope. Too much of an undead look. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/30 "2010-01-13T00:26:26Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It would be less creepy to install an artificial vagina on a Furby. How would one on Pappa Smurf rank? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/31 "2010-01-13T00:29:12Z")
It looks like an embalmed Steven Tyler in drag. Sign me up! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/32 "2010-01-13T00:34:56Z")
She’s got a creepy/disturbedlook on her face. And it’s a robot – Og only knows what it’s ptogrammed to do! I’d rather have a Teddy Babe, if Pepper Mill wasn’t available. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/33 "2010-01-13T00:38:10Z")
Only if it can cook me breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/34 "2010-01-13T00:39:50Z")
It can’t move eh? Meh, I’ve had worse. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/35 "2010-01-13T00:41:00Z")
Also also, is it me, or does she look a bit like Chrissie Hynde? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/36 "2010-01-13T00:48:16Z")
While the idea of a sex robot has promise, there is no way I would put my cock into that… thing. > [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I can’t let that pass without posting a link to [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6vquRFM-4Y). Damn you rule 34! ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/37 "2010-01-13T00:55:54Z")
I heard about a guy who did it with one of those things. Said the sex was far too mechanical. OP: Nope. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/38 "2010-01-13T01:02:13Z")
When building a sex robot i think conversation would be very low on the desired list of features. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/39 "2010-01-13T01:09:04Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > Also also, is it me, or does she look a bit like Chrissie Hynde? Agree! ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/40 "2010-01-13T01:09:39Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > Also also, is it me, or does she look a bit like Chrissie Hynde? Not just you. Undead Chrissie Hynde was my first thought. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=3)