# Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/41 "2010-01-13T01:16:45Z")
Missed the edit window. [Here ya go.](http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3060523008) ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/42 "2010-01-13T01:26:26Z")
If they made one that looked like Vicki from Small Wonder that would be illegal…right? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/43 "2010-01-13T01:29:24Z")
> [@Susie\_Derkins](#): > > Missed the edit window. [Here ya go.](http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=3060523008) Holy hell. The nightmares are going to be _interesting_ tonight. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/44 "2010-01-13T01:33:35Z")
> [@jk1245](#): > > I think I’d go for [this robot](http://jasontheodor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/rosie.jpg) before that creepy, corpse-like creature of the night. Rosie’s got a sweet ass all 'da boys want to tap. To answer the OP; barring some strange circumstances beyond my vision, no. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/45 "2010-01-13T01:44:31Z")
After looking at the 3rd Image in that set (with the Two dudes moving her around)… I gotta go with “No. Def. Not” ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/46 "2010-01-13T01:46:15Z")
No I wouldn’t. Sex to me really requires the interaction of another warm human brain/body. Well, unless we consider masterbation. But I do see a market for some folks who for whatever reason are unable to have relations with live humans. I’m thinking it is just a developmental phase…who knows what version 157.2 will be like? ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/47 "2010-01-13T01:48:13Z")
Meh… that’s reserved for the same crowd that beats it to cartoon porn. No thanks… The real thing only, please. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/48 "2010-01-13T01:52:50Z")
Wait. They made a robot based on my wife? Man, I am so going to hell for that, right? Kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/49 "2010-01-13T01:53:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Roxxxy can carry on simple conversations. The real aim, he said, is to make the doll someone the owner can talk to and relate to. Uhh…does it come with a mute button? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/50 "2010-01-13T02:03:27Z")
No, and I wouldn’t fuck the real Lady Gaga either. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/51 "2010-01-13T02:12:21Z")
I think I’ll wait for [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NfrBgYIEQ). It doesn’t talk and it gives you beer. Honestly, what more do you want in a woman? It also turns into triplets! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/52 "2010-01-13T02:18:00Z")
I’m not a guy, but I’m piping in anyway. That thing is creepy as shit! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/53 "2010-01-13T02:21:19Z")
Ummm, did they not even TRY? It doesn’t even look robot-y, it just looks wrong, like they had to go out of their way to make the face ugly. They should have copied RealDolls for the face. Oh, and straps just isn’t my thing, either, but for $7000 I assume it comes with choices of apparel. ---
**Author:** ![jasonh300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jasonh300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasonh300)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/54 "2010-01-13T02:28:40Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > Also also, is it me, or does she look a bit like Chrissie Hynde? That was my first thought as soon as I saw the photo! And a large part of the reason my answer would be NO. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/55 "2010-01-13T02:32:52Z")
Why is her mouth so large and gaping open? uh yeah, I know what it’s for. 😉 No reason it can’t close shut when it’s not \, in use. I can’t imagine spending time with that thing. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/56 "2010-01-13T02:54:29Z")
With a doll that looks like a Down syndrome model? Hell no. If I were to find myself in a situation where interaction with a real woman was not possible, I might consider something from Realdolls. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/57 "2010-01-13T03:01:06Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Why is her mouth so large and gaping open? > > uh yeah, I know what it’s for. 😉 No reason it can’t close shut when it’s not \, in use. Yeah, but “malfunctions” could change your religion. If it’s designed as well at it looks, I think it would much safer for all mankind if the mouth not have an either/or option. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/58 "2010-01-13T03:02:51Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > With a doll that looks like a Down syndrome model? Hell no. > > . I think someone misunderstood the slang term “get down”. ---
**Author:** ![Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecc23a/32.png) [@Nicolas\_Bourbaki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicolas_Bourbaki)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/59 "2010-01-13T03:04:42Z")
Face-down, sure (provided there’s a way to turn off sound effects). ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/60 "2010-01-13T03:06:09Z")
So basically it’s Teddy Ruxpin with the body of a blow-up doll. And it’s not even the doll itself that’s creepy, it’s the whole thought process that led up to it. This guy’s friend died on 9/11, so he thought he’d create a robot with the dead man’s personality. You know, for the kids. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=4)