# Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/101 "2010-01-14T06:20:23Z")
Does she have a sister? šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/102 "2010-01-14T11:19:26Z")
> [@Mindfield](#): > > Also also, is it me, or does she look a bit like Chrissie Hynde? I was thinking Marlo Thomas, long after the That Girl era. How would you hide that thing when you have people over? Or is it for guys that never have people over? Iā€™ll wait for [these](http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/fembot.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/103 "2010-01-14T14:06:31Z")
> [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](#): > > I was thinking Marlo Thomas, long after the That Girl era. > > How would you hide that thing when you have people over? Or is it for guys that never have people over? > > Iā€™ll wait for [these](http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/fembot.jpg). Thatā€™s a pretty good likeness, but somewhat lacking a certain corpse-like quality, as Marlo has aged pretty well. Chrissie, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/104 "2010-01-14T14:14:46Z")
Now no. When I was younger, it would have depended on how much I was drinking. I did worse. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/105 "2010-01-14T15:09:47Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > Now no. When I was younger, it would have depended on how much I was drinking. > > I did worse. I always wondered who broke my toaster during that party. You donā€™t work for Quiznoā€™s now do you? ---
**Author:** ![Morgis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Morgis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgis)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/106 "2010-01-14T15:38:07Z")
This guy obviously has no real life experience with womenā€™s underwear. Her panties are on wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/107 "2010-01-14T16:09:52Z")
> [@Morgis](#): > > This guy obviously has no real life experience with womenā€™s underwear. Her panties are on wrong. The creeping horror facial expression, pink teeth and the mere fact that this is a _sex robot_ werenā€™t the first tip-offs? šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/108 "2010-01-14T16:34:41Z")
> [@Morgis](#): > > This guy obviously has no real life experience with womenā€™s underwear. Her panties are on wrong. I think theyā€™re fine. At least, that is, they match the whole theme of ā€˜wrongā€™ thatā€™s going on there. ā€œNot while there are dogs on the streetā€ remains my answer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/109 "2010-01-14T18:26:01Z")
If I werenā€™t married, maybe, but not with this one. Yuck. Think Iā€™ll just wait for the technology to advance a bit. Ask me again when she looks and functions more like this, [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Number\_Six\_Tricia\_Helfer.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Number_Six_Tricia_Helfer.jpg), or this: [http://wishwewerefamous.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rachael2007.jpg](http://wishwewerefamous.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rachael2007.jpg). An article on the RealDoll company: [Hossli.com Ā» Real Dolls](http://www.hossli.com/articles/2004/01/01/real-dolls/) ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/110 "2010-01-14T19:05:37Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > No, and I wouldnā€™t fuck the real Lady Gaga either. šŸ˜ƒ And to answer the OP, oh hells no! The sight of that creepy-ass thing made my gnads try to climb into my pelvis and hide, taking Mr. Pinky with them. ---
**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/111 "2010-01-14T19:49:45Z")
Apparently it TALKS. Are we really supposed believe it is intended for men? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/112 "2010-01-14T20:17:17Z")
I would. Just to say I did. I think it/sheā€™d be much more attractive if not for the permanently open mouth (although I understand the reason itā€™s there). ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/113 "2010-01-14T21:04:05Z")
Pro: Big-ass lips. Lifelike feet. Unapologetically slutty-looking, with a passing resemblance to [Lisa Edelstein](http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/G_L/Li_Lp/Lisa_Edelstein/1/lisa-edelstein8.jpg). Con: Room temperature. Not going to feel, smell, or taste like a woman, never mind move or act like one. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/114 "2010-01-14T21:25:46Z")
That doll has the look of a dead body in a casket. As with every such body Iā€™ve ever seen, someone tried real hard to make it look pretty and lifelike, but didnā€™t really succeed on either count. And you definitely wouldnā€™t want to touch it. Or at least, I sure wouldnā€™t: to me, fucking that would be just as creepy as necrophilia. ---
**Author:** ![Frazzled](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frazzled/32/3368_2.png) [@Frazzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frazzled)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/115 "2010-01-14T22:26:21Z")
With the robot in the link? Not a chance Not that Iā€™m opposed to sex with robots on principle, especially these robots: [http://www.scificool.com/images/2008/07/cylon-caprica-2.jpg](http://www.scificool.com/images/2008/07/cylon-caprica-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/116 "2010-01-15T01:51:04Z")
Iā€™m with **Argent** and **RNATB** , Iā€™d try it.\* Doubt I could really muster that much energy for the task though. \*I canā€™t believe in three pages only three people have admitted that. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/117 "2010-01-15T01:53:15Z")
Maybe the others are _busy_ā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/118 "2010-01-15T02:05:50Z")
Now, no. When I was 16? Probably. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/119 "2010-01-15T02:13:38Z")
I know what that thing would be good for if no one wants it for sexā€¦ a linebacker. As to whether or not Iā€™d screw it as a guy, probably couldnā€™t get it up to. But if I could, why not just for the experience? Heh. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/120 "2010-01-15T02:28:13Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Con: Room temperature. Not going to feel, smell, or taste like a woman, never mind move or act like one. I dunnoā€¦that bots got the whole ā€œI caught (or think I did) you sleeping with my sisterā€ routine down pat. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=7)