# Okay, guys: Would you have sex with this sex robot? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 12, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724 "2010-01-12T23:26:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/121 "2010-02-01T17:15:37Z")
[CNN.com](http://CNN.com) has an article on the, er, product: [Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot - CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2) ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/122 "2010-02-01T17:47:11Z")
Some other guy invents a sex robot even uglier and creepier than the last. :eek: Boys and their toys. 🙂 > **[Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot - CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2)** > > To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out. opps I’m too late. It’s already posted. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/123 "2010-02-01T17:50:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Hines, a self-professed happily married man from Lincoln Park, New Jersey, says he spent more than three years developing the robot **after trying to find a marketable application for his artificial-intelligence technology**. Well, it’s better than Skynet I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/124 "2010-02-01T18:31:14Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Some other guy invents a sex robot even uglier and creepier than the last… No, it’s Hines. Same guy as in the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/125 "2010-02-01T19:34:59Z")
I’ll wait for the Nexus 6, thank you. And even then I’d make sure it wasn’t a unit cross-trained for assassination. What would happen if you put that thing in a room with the animatronic Bill Clinton from the Hall of Presidents? Would they start “Manufacturing?” ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/126 "2010-02-01T19:45:05Z")
> [@aceplace57](#): > > Some other guy invents a sex robot even uglier and creepier than the last. :eek: > Boys and their toys. 🙂 > [Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot - CNN.com](http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2) > > opps I’m too late. It’s already posted. What the fuck is this shit? Why can’t a single one of these assholes who make these sex dolls make a female face that looks halfway appealing? That doll’s face with the big, fat, bloated lower lip looks like a Habsburg emperor. Jesus H. Christ, you’d think the face would be the easy part, after getting all the anatomical proportions of the body right. They can make goddamn manikins for department stores with more attractive faces than that, for 1/16th of the cost, so what the fuck gives? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/127 "2010-02-01T20:08:09Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > I’ll wait for the Nexus 6, thank you. And even then I’d make sure it wasn’t a unit cross-trained for assassination. > > What would happen if you put that thing in a room with the animatronic Bill Clinton from the Hall of Presidents? Would they start “Manufacturing?” I dunno about the animatronic one, But I’d bet the real Bill Clinton would hit that. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/128 "2010-02-01T20:30:18Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Well, it’s better than Skynet I suppose. Either way you get fucked. And to be honest I am not sure one wins over the other tastes wise. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/129 "2010-02-01T20:47:57Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Either way you get fucked. And to be honest I am not sure one wins over the other tastes wise. What does Skynet taste like? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/130 "2010-02-01T20:55:25Z")
Mass death. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Bith\_Shuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Bith_Shuffle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/131 "2010-02-01T20:59:24Z")
I need a robot with personality and intellect. This one just isn’t going to cut it. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/132 "2010-02-01T21:03:13Z")
> [@Rack-a-Bones](#): > > What does Skynet taste like? Metallic actually, with a subtle undertone of a series of interconnect tubes. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/133 "2010-02-06T21:18:54Z")
A “user review” from [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com): > **[The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review](https://www.cracked.com/blog/my-review-of-the-roxxxy-sex-robot)** > > By far the most interesting development in the field of machines you can put your wiener in. You can actually carry on full conversations with Roxxxy in what her creator believes is a near-perfect simulation of emotional companionship. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/134 "2010-02-06T21:33:29Z")
> [@a35362](#): > > Here she is: > > [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/10/roxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo\_n\_417976.html](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/10/roxxxy-sex-robot-photo-wo_n_417976.html) > > Whaddaya think? There are six pictures at the bottom of the page. I just got to the thread and I clicked the link and scrolled down to the bottom. And I saw a picture of… Anne Hathaway. My first reaction: “I f-ing knew it! I always throught she looked a little Stepford-ish…” :eek: Then I scrolled up and saw the pictures of the real robot. :smack: I think I owe Ms. Hathaway an apology… ☹ * * * And back to the thread question, no. Not ever. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/135 "2010-02-08T20:53:31Z")
If there were a nuclear holocaust and I was the only survivor and both of my arms were blown off. And then only if I were feeling really desperate. ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724/136 "2010-02-08T23:00:03Z")
> [@River\_Hippie](#): > > I would consider sex with a robot but it would have to be more attractive than that one. This. I fail to see how having sex with a robot is really any different from masturbating. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-guys-would-you-have-sex-with-this-sex-robot/524724.md?page=6)