# Okay, is this tattoo bad enough?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 14, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768 "2015-01-14T00:23:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/1 "2015-01-14T00:23:47Z")

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There have been previous threads in which somebody has pitted a tattoo for being stupid or offensive. And there are always other people who will jump in to defend the tattoo with the argument that it’s not on your body so what right do you have to criticize it?

So, here we go. Is [this tattoo](http://images.totalbeauty.com/content/photos/crazy-tattoos-02.jpg) stupid and offensive enough that everyone can agree it’s a bad idea?

(Warning: besides being stupid and offensive, the tattoo is also semi-NSFW.)

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/2 "2015-01-14T00:27:45Z")

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Wow.  
In other tattoo news, I actually worked with a dumb fella who has the following tattoo:  
TOO HOT TOO HANDLE  
TOO COLD TOO HOLD

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/3 "2015-01-14T00:27:45Z")

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That is hilariously and tragically awful. Lol.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/4 "2015-01-14T00:33:29Z")

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I don’t really like it, but I’m not outraged or even offended. I will grant you it was a “bad idea.” I actually prefer it to the stupid ones with misspelled words.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/5 "2015-01-14T00:35:58Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I don’t really like it, but I’m not outraged or even offended.

Think about what the tattoo would look like if she was naked.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/6 "2015-01-14T00:47:25Z")

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More to the point, what it will look like when she’s having sex. Which is obviously the effect she’s going for.

It’s too obviously intentionally offensive to be actually offensive.

Now, stupid on the other hand, is a different thing. This is one of those rare tattoos which I think the inked individual will actually regret.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/7 "2015-01-14T00:50:09Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> It’s too obviously intentionally offensive to be actually offensive.

Agreed. It’s astounding in its “trying too hard”-ness.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/8 "2015-01-14T01:00:17Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Think about what the tattoo would look like if she was naked.

More to the point, if she was in the process of getting fucked.

Personally, I lol’d because it’s wrong on so many levels. But I’ve admittedly got a twisted sense of humour. And it’s definitely a tattoo she will regret when she’s older.  
As a temp’ to make somebody laugh though, it’d work fine.

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/9 "2015-01-14T01:06:07Z")

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I don’t know how her OB-GYN keeps a straight face. Giving birth will also be interesting.

I’d like it better if the head were Mohammed’s.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/10 "2015-01-14T01:26:18Z")

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There’s always [this gem](http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_article_image/oq6rj8f8cf1hecjg4nkd.jpg) too.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/11 "2015-01-14T01:36:12Z")

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“I didn’t mean cum on MY face!”

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/12 "2015-01-14T01:41:41Z")

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I like [this one.](http://tattoofailure.com/unmoderated-tattoo/unmoderated/50946-it-sa-hidden-message-she)

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**Author:** ![Reyemile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@Reyemile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reyemile)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/13 "2015-01-14T01:47:10Z")

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Proof that it’s a tat? I’d bet dollars to donuts the marker will come off in the shower.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/14 "2015-01-14T01:51:34Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I don’t really like it, but I’m not outraged or even offended. I will grant you it was a “bad idea.” I actually prefer it to the stupid ones with misspelled words.

You think raping a little kid as she’s clawing at her mother’s stomach is not worse?

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/15 "2015-01-14T01:56:07Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> You think raping a little kid as she’s clawing at her mother’s stomach is not worse?

Than that tattoo in the OP?

I’m gonna say raping a little kid as she’s clawing at her mother’s stomach is . . . bad . . . 'cause I’m edgy like that.

CMC fnord!

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**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/16 "2015-01-14T03:29:31Z")

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> [@Reyemile](#):
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> Proof that it’s a tat? I’d bet dollars to donuts the marker will come off in the shower.

How the hell are we gonna prove it’s a tattoo? My girlfriend forgot to keep the receipt!

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/17 "2015-01-14T15:21:46Z")

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My old roommate had one above his wedding tackle that read, “IMPRESSED, HUH?”

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**Author:** ![Double\_Foolscap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85e7bf/32.png) [@Double\_Foolscap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Double_Foolscap)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/18 "2015-01-14T15:32:27Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> My old roommate had one above his wedding tackle that read, “IMPRESSED, HUH?”

I got that on my tackle itself.

In size 36 font.

With illuminated initials.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/19 "2015-01-14T15:41:54Z")

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Mine’s only in comic sans

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-is-this-tattoo-bad-enough/709768/20 "2015-01-14T15:48:14Z")

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Dingbats.

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