# Okay Ladies -- it's your turn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 17, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719 "2000-05-17T03:08:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/61 "2000-05-18T12:47:01Z")

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:walking away with my head down…and a broken heart:

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/62 "2000-05-18T13:11:08Z")

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awww dont be sad fishie… ill flirt with ya 😉

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**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/63 "2000-05-18T14:01:01Z")

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awww… at least someone here likes me…

oh…I may have peeked at your pic…and I must say… you’re a hottie!!! 😃

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/64 "2000-05-18T17:03:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*
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> **warming up his patting hand**  
> \*\*

Oh my…just don’t ask HOW he’s warming it!!!

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/65 "2000-05-19T21:54:22Z")

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What’s the scoop?

**bump**

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/66 "2000-05-19T22:05:56Z")

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I will work through the weekend to get the rest of the men’s pages up and hopefully get the ladies up too.

This has been a hellish week.

I didn’t go into work today, just a zillion phone calls, so I should be getting back to normal 🙂

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpine/32/17813_2.png) [@Alpine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/67 "2000-05-19T22:21:00Z")

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No hurry, of course. Just curious. I don’t suppose you could use any assistance?

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**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/68 "2000-05-20T02:45:28Z")

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I think if **Omniscient** ever flirted with me, I’d faint. _sigh_

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/69 "2000-05-20T04:07:26Z")

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Did you get mine okay, techie? Sigh. I hope you can use one of them. Then again, maybe not. In the one my smile is more like my real smile, but the rest looks bad. In the other, my smile is nonexistent, but the rest looks better. Hey, here’s an idea: do what B\_Line did, only splice my nice smile to the slightly less bad bod. That way, I’ll only scare off _some_ of the guys. 😉

Shayna, I have to agree with you there. Oh, my!  
Oh, hi, honey! Are you ready to go to … oh!

BYE, Y’all!!.. hehehehe…😉

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/70 "2000-05-20T08:07:57Z")

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PurpleDear,

I see the file in my email box, I haven’t downloaded it yet…I will probably do that Saturday day. I have about 15-20 files to download 🙂

Shayna,

Given your picture I think Omni will want to do more than pat your butt…I don’t wanna give anything away to those that haven’t seen a pic of you, but you are absolutely gorgeous and look similar to Julia Roberts but with prettier features! That hair, please tell me that’s out of a bottle! \< hehe \>

The men are going to go absolutely gaga over you!

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/71 "2000-05-20T08:49:00Z")

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Now ladies, this is getting out of hand, there is plenty of butt pats to go around, no need for infighting, or hurt feelings.

jjj, don’t think I’m giving up on you so easy.

All this buzz, I’m getting eager to turn the tables and get a peek at these women! Got my singles (and sackies) ready!

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/72 "2000-05-20T12:15:10Z")

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Sea: I did send tech two pics of me, taken from Dem’s Monterey Bash photos! I thought you had seen them already?  
Anyway, go to Democritus’ home page, click on the link where his pics are, then scroll down and pic the Monterey link. I’m in some of the pics at the bottom. So, NOW you decide to get a pic of yourself up? Oooh, i cannot wait ;).

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**Author:** ![Michi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@Michi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michi)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/73 "2000-05-20T13:02:01Z")

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Omni, just go ahead and send all those dollar bills my way, because I’m so damn cute you won’t be able to stand it. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2000, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/74 "2000-05-20T13:44:02Z")

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Like you have to remind US, **Michi?**

Careful, or you’ll have **manhattan** under your balcony with his mandolin again, singing “Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here.”

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/75 "2000-05-21T01:45:32Z")

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The computer is most of the way back up, so pictures are once again available. Unfortunately, the scanner is copping an attitude, so I shall have to send in a picture from last year. It’ll be on it’s way shortly, Techie 🙂

And thank you for the compliment, Green Bean. It actually is a decent picture - it’s about 5 years old, though!

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**Author:** ![MissMonica7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@MissMonica7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMonica7)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/76 "2000-05-22T05:08:23Z")

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hello all…

I’m sending techchick my pic as well. Hope the men enjoy once the site is up.

Thanks techchick!

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/77 "2000-05-22T05:20:32Z")

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My anticipation is sky high! BTW… I NEVER met someone that I thought was a GOOD person that I didnt find extreamly attractive. Thats why I cant wait for the Ladies turn!!! _grin_ …why if I wasnt so shy!

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/78 "2000-05-22T06:03:57Z")

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B\_Line, **You**? _Shy_? **NOT**! Since when?? 😉

Thanks, techie, I can’t wait to see which one you chose. Then again, maybe I can. Sigh. \<crossing fingers that the guys won’t judge her too harshly, especially on her lack of smile\>

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/79 "2000-05-23T23:08:27Z")

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I hope I didn’t miss the link somwhere. I thought I’d kick this thread up the list to see if you forgot about it Techchick.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-ladies-its-your-turn/19719/80 "2000-05-23T23:14:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> Like you have to remind US, **Michi?**
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> Careful, or you’ll have **manhattan** under your balcony with his mandolin again, singing “Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here.”  
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Actually, I have a new “wooing” song, excerpted up in the topic line. Bonus points if anyone north of the Mason-Dixon line recognizes it without a web search.

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