# Okay, so how exactly ARE you supposed to kill Batman?

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**Created:** [August 18, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-how-exactly-are-you-supposed-to-kill-batman/195913 "2003-08-18T05:49:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-how-exactly-are-you-supposed-to-kill-batman/195913/41 "2003-08-21T01:08:12Z")

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Kill Batman? Easy.

Hire Joel Schumacher.

FISH

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**Author:** ![cletus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@cletus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cletus)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/okay-so-how-exactly-are-you-supposed-to-kill-batman/195913/42 "2003-08-21T01:26:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by andymurph64 \*  
> \*\*Get him into the dark.
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> It’s likely he’ll be eaten by a Grue. \*\*

But he would have to be doomed first, wouldn’t he?

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